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Old 1st July 2007, 20:57   #1 (permalink)
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My 1000th post
Right to commemorate my 1000th post i've decided to enclose 3 pics of myself for your photoshopping pleasure.

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Old 1st July 2007, 21:00   #2 (permalink)
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Old 1st July 2007, 21:02   #4 (permalink)
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Old 1st July 2007, 21:08   #5 (permalink)
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Happy 1000 posting mate.
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Old 1st July 2007, 21:15   #6 (permalink)
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Happy 1000th post mate.........................Hey me too!
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congrats on your 1000 post mate
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Old 1st July 2007, 21:54   #8 (permalink)
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Well spotted!!!!!
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Old 1st July 2007, 23:40   #9 (permalink)
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yep the monobrow is kind of hard to miss
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Old 1st July 2007, 23:42   #10 (permalink)
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Aw bless celebrating 1000 posts. Wait till you get close to 20,000 (and i've hardly posted for nearly a year)
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Old 1st July 2007, 23:52   #11 (permalink)
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Aw bless celebrating 1000 posts. Wait till you get close to 20,000 (and i've hardly posted for nearly a year)
You're fantastic
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Old 1st July 2007, 23:54   #12 (permalink)
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What is it with people on here and sunglasses!
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Old 1st July 2007, 23:55   #13 (permalink)
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Old 2nd July 2007, 00:01   #14 (permalink)
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Old 2nd July 2007, 10:46   #15 (permalink)
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Old 2nd July 2007, 14:36   #16 (permalink)
 
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Aw bless celebrating 1000 posts. Wait till you get close to 20,000 (and i've hardly posted for nearly a year)
And this is your second ID, you old bastard.
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Old 2nd July 2007, 14:58   #17 (permalink)
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And this is your second ID, you old bastard.
I know. I should have about 3,000 more than I have as my old ID had about 3,000 posts when the account was deleted in 2003(ish)
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Old 2nd July 2007, 15:00   #18 (permalink)
 
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That's all right. Going by post counts I am twice as sad as you.

Which is probably about right.
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Old 2nd July 2007, 15:02   #19 (permalink)
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That's all right. Going by post counts I am twice as sad as you.

Which is probably about right.
Until I stopped posting as much i think I was on about 25-30 per day
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Until I stopped posting as much i think I was on about 25-30 per day
25-30 a day?
with that record, you could do ok in the amateur championship

now, if you want to become pro like me, you'll need over 35 post per day
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Old 2nd July 2007, 15:10   #21 (permalink)
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Jason does about 41 a day. I'm so glad I'm not as sad as you fucks.
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Old 2nd July 2007, 15:11   #22 (permalink)
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25-30 a day?
with that record, you could do ok in the amateur championship

now, if you want to become pro like me, you'll need over 35 post per day
But I combined that with having a life
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Old 2nd July 2007, 15:20   #23 (permalink)
 
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But I combined that with having a life
well, that's another difference between amateurs and pros
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Old 2nd July 2007, 15:44   #24 (permalink)
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Feeling kind, decided not to turn you into a gayer
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Old 2nd July 2007, 15:47   #25 (permalink)
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not bad brad, although i shudda been wearing black probably
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Old 2nd July 2007, 15:51   #26 (permalink)
 
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Jason does about 41 a day. I'm so glad I'm not as sad as you fucks.
Jason probably averages one every 50 seconds when Jason is on here.

Theoretically I could be in and out every day in about 90 minutes.

As it is I come and go for some time, and go periods without posting.
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Old 2nd July 2007, 15:53   #27 (permalink)
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not bad brad, although i shudda been wearing black probably
fussy cunt, i couldn't be arsed! you shoulda posted a pic of you in a black top
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Old 2nd July 2007, 15:53   #28 (permalink)
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sorry
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Old 2nd July 2007, 15:54   #29 (permalink)
 
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Old 2nd July 2007, 15:55   #30 (permalink)
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But I combined that with having a life
I bet your life is a bit shit though really. I usually think this of people who tell others to get a life... there's is so good they spend their time telling others to get one? Probably takes 30 mins to an hour to post about 30 odd times a day like I do, that's sod all of a day. You wanna see some of the other ways I find to procrastinate from working...
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Old 2nd July 2007, 16:17   #31 (permalink)
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not bad brad, although i shudda been wearing black probably


Now presumably you'll moan because you only suck the cocks of men more tanned than this, or I haven't got your precise cock holding technique correct
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Old 2nd July 2007, 18:18   #32 (permalink)
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Old 2nd July 2007, 18:49   #33 (permalink)
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I bet your life is a bit shit though really. I usually think this of people who tell others to get a life... there's is so good