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Old 25th September 2008, 11:48   #1 (permalink)
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My arsehole is swollen.
This time it's for real.

I've been some kind of an having irritation in my anus, from about 6th September onwards. I avoided it but it the pain kept on increasing after Last week, It was confirmed that I have piles.

It's internal hemorrhoid and it's prolapsed a bit and my rim is double the size on one side. I'm taking medicines and after three weeks I'm gonna have a surgery.

But it fucking pains.
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Old 25th September 2008, 11:52   #3 (permalink)
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I image searched "piles" on google.
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Old 25th September 2008, 11:54   #4 (permalink)
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two fist girish has obviously come unstuck. try to fit an extra couple of fingers in too?
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Old 25th September 2008, 11:57   #5 (permalink)
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Is this pain staying till you have the operation? Do you have to lubricate your anus constantly?
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Old 25th September 2008, 12:06   #7 (permalink)
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Is this pain staying till you have the operation? Do you have to lubricate your anus constantly?
No. After two days of taking some pills, the pain has been reduced a bit. But still it irritates me.
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Old 25th September 2008, 12:11   #8 (permalink)
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But i won't be able to log in to the caf more often anyway. My computer has fucked up at the same time, and I was planning to buy a new one, avoiding this piles problem.

That's how it become worse. Dr says it's because of spending too much time sitting still.
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How does someone of your age get piles Girish? Sitting on cold floors? Too much coffee? Bumming?
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Old 25th September 2008, 12:29   #10 (permalink)
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How does someone of your age get piles Girish? Sitting on cold floors? Too much coffee? Bumming?
Everyone is asking me the same question.
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Old 25th September 2008, 12:38   #11 (permalink)
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Everyone is asking me the same question.
And what answer are you giving them??
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Old 25th September 2008, 12:41   #12 (permalink)
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To much anal?
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Cesc tends to be a bit too rough at times in fairness.
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Old 25th September 2008, 12:43   #14 (permalink)
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Err......
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Old 25th September 2008, 12:43   #15 (permalink)
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shove it back in...
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A good home remedy for them, put vinegar on them
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I never know how to take you girish, your either a good wum or your very naive.

For me the jury is still out
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Old 25th September 2008, 12:46   #18 (permalink)
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I'm not wumming...
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Go on, put vinegar on them
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shove a rusty fork up there
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shove a rusty fork up there
Shove would imply he would have to put some effort into doing that.
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Old 25th September 2008, 12:57   #22 (permalink)
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Did you have an anal examination? Can you trust the doctor and surgeons who will operate on you?
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So if i draw my own conclusions from this i won't be far wrong?

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To much anal?
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Err......
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Shit happens - Unlucky Girish
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Old 25th September 2008, 13:23   #25 (permalink)
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You will have to have a rectal bypass and have to shit in a bag while it all heals up
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Old 25th September 2008, 13:28   #27 (permalink)
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Old 25th September 2008, 13:31   #28 (permalink)
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unlucky, girish. don't go round sitting on cold concrete for too long.
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Old 25th September 2008, 13:31   #29 (permalink)
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Sorry to hear that Girish.

You may feel a prick during the operation.
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Old 25th September 2008, 14:16   #31 (permalink)
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I image searched "piles" on google.
Me too. That's some fucked up shit.
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Old 25th September 2008, 14:22   #32 (permalink)
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