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Old 24th June 2008, 22:33   #1 (permalink)
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My big toenail is hanging off...

After a footy related incident.

It does not hurt but feels very strange.

Do I pull it off (that's what she said) or let nature take it's course?

What does under a toenail look like?

I'm scared.
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Old 24th June 2008, 22:34   #2 (permalink)
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Just rip it off for a laugh
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Old 24th June 2008, 22:35   #3 (permalink)
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Old 24th June 2008, 22:58   #4 (permalink)
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Old 24th June 2008, 22:58   #5 (permalink)
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remove the toe altogether with a large, rusty knife, that way you won't have to make such a difficult decision again at any point in the future.
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Old 24th June 2008, 23:00   #6 (permalink)
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Holy shit i'm not doing that!
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Old 24th June 2008, 23:10   #7 (permalink)
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This happened to my mrs a few year back... it was open like a car bonnet, took 9 months to grow back, it's going to hurt for a bit.
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Old 24th June 2008, 23:15   #8 (permalink)
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Old 24th June 2008, 23:16   #9 (permalink)
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remove the toe altogether with a large, rusty knife, that way you won't have to make such a difficult decision again at any point in the future.
i hope you took my advice duffer, i did something similar when i had an urinary infection and i have never looked back.
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Old 24th June 2008, 23:26   #10 (permalink)
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Leave it how it is, let nature take its course.
A new nail will grow underneath with the top layer being shed, it pretty cool, its just like how a snake sheds its skin. Removing the nail increases the chance of infection.

Don't listen to rimaldo, he likes having sex with poo.
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Old 24th June 2008, 23:27   #11 (permalink)
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that is a totally wild and unfounded accusation, unless of course you have the easily accessible footage, then i don't have a leg to stand on.
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Old 24th June 2008, 23:31   #12 (permalink)
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Old 24th June 2008, 23:48   #13 (permalink)
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That guy in the video needs to wash his feet.

With disinfectants.
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Old 25th June 2008, 00:05   #14 (permalink)
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my little toe is still broken
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Old 25th June 2008, 00:09   #15 (permalink)
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That's not right.
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Old 25th June 2008, 00:56   #16 (permalink)
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That video creeps me out.
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Old 25th June 2008, 01:26   #17 (permalink)
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Old 25th June 2008, 02:48   #18 (permalink)
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That video creeps me out.
Totally.
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Old 25th June 2008, 04:58   #19 (permalink)
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Rip it off, deep fry it and use as a side garnish for your breakfast....yum!
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