My girlfriend wont shut up about Michael Phelps

GodlovesUnited · 12th August 2008, 19:54

Why should she? He's a tremendous athlete who is on his way to setting a record for most gold medals won in a single Olympic games. Plus, he's sexy.

Eyepopper · 12th August 2008, 19:55

rimaldo · 12th August 2008, 19:55

anyone who can swim that well must be half man, half shark. tell her he has a shark's willy and a mouth full of pointy teeth and rotting fish carcasses. that will shut her up.

KeyserSoze · 12th August 2008, 19:56

He really reminds me of Tevez for some reason even though they are different in many ways.

Eyepopper · 12th August 2008, 19:57

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Originally Posted by GodlovesUnited

W he's sexy.

Right...

kristinson · 12th August 2008, 19:57

maybe its a cheap hint that you should maybe hit the gym

GodlovesUnited · 12th August 2008, 19:58

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Originally Posted by KeyserSoze

He really reminds me of Tevez for some reason even though they are different in man ways.

What does Tevez have one penis whereas Phelps has two or even three? Or maybe Tevez has a hairier scrotum.

Eyepopper · 12th August 2008, 19:58

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Originally Posted by kristinson

maybe its a cheap hint that you should maybe hit the gym

What? Fuck you, I'm Adonis!

Dr. Dwayne · 12th August 2008, 19:58

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Originally Posted by kristinson

maybe its a cheap hint that you should maybe hit the gym

or that she wants your 'swimmers.' go for the gold, eyepopper!

GodlovesUnited · 12th August 2008, 19:59

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

Right...

At least he dosn't look like Simon Pegg....yeah, I fucking went there.

KeyserSoze · 12th August 2008, 19:59

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Originally Posted by GodlovesUnited

What does Tevez have one penis whereas Phelps has two or even three? Or maybe Tevez has a hairier scrotum.

What kind of man has more than one penis anyway!

Eyepopper · 12th August 2008, 20:00

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Originally Posted by GodlovesUnited

At least he dosn't look like Simon Pegg....yeah, I fucking went there.

You're never gonna get to fuck him you know!

rimaldo · 12th August 2008, 20:00

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Originally Posted by KeyserSoze

What kind of man has more than one penis anyway!

one that should have my number in his phone book.

GodlovesUnited · 12th August 2008, 20:06

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

You're never gonna get to fuck him you know!

I wouldn't want to, but your girlfriend definitely does.

101 · 12th August 2008, 20:08

Legend at 23.

Coca Cola · 12th August 2008, 20:10

khitc

sidsutton · 12th August 2008, 20:11

stick your cock in her mouth when she opens it about Phelps

you could even expand this method to when she talks about anything

or when she yawns

or eats

or cleans her teeth for that minty sensation on your bellend

GAngel · 12th August 2008, 20:14

If you'd given her 5 across the eyes the first time you wouldn't be having this problem.

101 · 12th August 2008, 20:15

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Originally Posted by sidsutton

stick your cock in her mouth when she opens it about Phelps

you could even expand this method to when she talks about anything

or when she yawns

or eats

or cleans her teeth for that minty sensation on your bellend

Eyepopper · 12th August 2008, 20:16

I just put a cigarette out in her eye...

KeyserSoze · 12th August 2008, 20:19

It was all just her plan to get you angry, post about it on here and then put in 110% effort in the sack tonight to compensate. Punish her Eyepopper.

GAngel · 12th August 2008, 20:23

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

I just put a cigarette out in her eye...

i'm not sure i believe you anymore. i want proof. a youtube video of it being done to her other eye should do me right.

Eyepopper · 12th August 2008, 20:26

UBERScholes · 12th August 2008, 20:29

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Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

Now there's a smile that says "Yeah, bet your girlfriend would take it in the shitter for me, you pointless cunt". And you know she would as well

My missus is banned from watching the Olympics though

Eyepopper · 12th August 2008, 20:31

you not blowing her up for the whole 2 weeks

Raven_Blade · 12th August 2008, 22:51

Be careful Eyepopper. You know she wont be thinking about you next time you do the nasty.

EZee · 12th August 2008, 22:54

get her handbag...

you know the drill...

but i bet the next words out of her mouth wont be Michael Phelps...

olesmyhero · 13th August 2008, 00:12

My girlfriend has started to not mind watching Sky Sports News when it's on FSC, only because she finds the vast majority of football players mentioned to be quite attractive. Why the fuck can't they cover Dirk Kuyt more?

101 · 13th August 2008, 12:01

He's picked up another 2 golds

Freak · 13th August 2008, 15:20

Why don't you go on about serena williams to her?

Slevin · 13th August 2008, 15:23

My gf hasn't got a clue about any sport whatsoever, she's oblivious to pretty much everything.

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GodlovesUnited Reserve Team Player Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Brainstorming Posts: 1,809	Why should she? He's a tremendous athlete who is on his way to setting a record for most gold medals won in a single Olympic games. Plus, he's sexy.

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rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,668	anyone who can swim that well must be half man, half shark. tell her he has a shark's willy and a mouth full of pointy teeth and rotting fish carcasses. that will shut her up.

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KeyserSoze First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Batigol Posts: 7,117	He really reminds me of Tevez for some reason even though they are different in many ways.

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101 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Somewhere between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 3,270	Legend at 23.

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sidsutton First Team Sub Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,445	stick your cock in her mouth when she opens it about Phelps you could even expand this method to when she talks about anything or when she yawns or eats or cleans her teeth for that minty sensation on your bellend

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GAngel Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,135	If you'd given her 5 across the eyes the first time you wouldn't be having this problem.

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Eyepopper First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lowering the Tone since 2006 Posts: 16,844	I just put a cigarette out in her eye...

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KeyserSoze First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Batigol Posts: 7,117	It was all just her plan to get you angry, post about it on here and then put in 110% effort in the sack tonight to compensate. Punish her Eyepopper.

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Eyepopper First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lowering the Tone since 2006 Posts: 16,844

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Eyepopper First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lowering the Tone since 2006 Posts: 16,844	you not blowing her up for the whole 2 weeks

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Raven_Blade Attention Whoring Common Crow Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: In Man Utd's Defence. Posts: 18,219	Be careful Eyepopper. You know she wont be thinking about you next time you do the nasty.

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EZee First Team Sub Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Where Angels Play Posts: 5,531	get her handbag... you know the drill... but i bet the next words out of her mouth wont be Michael Phelps...

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olesmyhero has a lazy eye...japs eye Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 4000+ miles west of old trafford Posts: 12,256	My girlfriend has started to not mind watching Sky Sports News when it's on FSC, only because she finds the vast majority of football players mentioned to be quite attractive. Why the fuck can't they cover Dirk Kuyt more?

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101 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Somewhere between a rock and a hard place. Posts: 3,270	He's picked up another 2 golds

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Freak Born a freak always a freak. Join Date: May 2004 Location: C.Ronaldo > England! Posts: 8,063	Why don't you go on about serena williams to her?

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Slevin Reserve Team Player Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Hartlepool Posts: 1,724	My gf hasn't got a clue about any sport whatsoever, she's oblivious to pretty much everything.