The Official Redcafe No Shirt Rules Thread

Dr. Dwayne · 1st August 2008, 16:46

This way when Weaste goes ballistic the mods will have somewhere to merge the threads.

Now to the matter at hand, we should decree a list of rules for society at large indicating when it is acceptable/unacceptable to go shirtless.

For instance, in your own home and on your own property it is perfectly acceptable for a man to go about his business with no shirt on.

We have already decided that it is unacceptable to drive your car with no shirt on.

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 16:49

it is acceptable to be shirtless when giving a reacharound to a monkey.

cesc's_mullet · 1st August 2008, 16:50

it's unnaceptable to operate heavy machinery with no shirt on

KeyserSoze · 1st August 2008, 16:52

It is unacceptable to pick your child up from school with no shirt on

cesc's_mullet · 1st August 2008, 16:54

it's unnaceptable to preach a sermon with no shirt on

James Parkin · 1st August 2008, 16:54

It is unacceptable to travel on the underground with no shirt on, especially when it is busy and you end up in some sweaty old armpit for your whole journey

cesc's_mullet · 1st August 2008, 16:55

it's unnaceptable to attempt space-flight with no shirt on

KeyserSoze · 1st August 2008, 16:55

It is unacceptable to enter a business meeting with no shirt on

I_live_cement · 1st August 2008, 16:57

It is unacceptable to attend a funeral with your shirt on.

Dr. Dwayne · 1st August 2008, 16:58

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Originally Posted by I_live_cement

It is unacceptable to attend a funeral with your shirt on.

not sure about that one. In my country men usually wear a dark suit, with shirt to a funeral. I accept that things may be different in Lancashire.

I_live_cement · 1st August 2008, 16:59

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Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

not sure about that one. In my country men usually wear a dark suit, with shirt to a funeral. I accept that things may be different in Lancashire.

In your country it is also acceptable to marry a moose, I think I'll stick with my rule.

Dr. Dwayne · 1st August 2008, 17:00

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Originally Posted by I_live_cement

In your country it is also acceptable to marry a moose, I think I'll stick with my rule.

Show me some factual evidence.

Moose aren't into marriage anyway. They're still stuck in the 1960s, free love and all that.

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 17:03

it is unacceptable to try and bribe your bin men to take away corpses wrapped in a carpet whilst shirtless.

Eyepopper · 1st August 2008, 17:03

Job interview?

I_live_cement · 1st August 2008, 17:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

Show me some factual evidence.

Moose aren't into marriage anyway. They're still stuck in the 1960s, free love and all that.

Okay this statement may be devoid of fact, but I'd like it be true, for comedic purposes.

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 17:03

it is unacceptable to bathe in radioactive waste whilst shirtless.

Dr. Dwayne · 1st August 2008, 17:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by I_live_cement

Okay this statement may be devoid of fact, but I'd like it be true, for comedic purposes.

ok how's this:

depending on the funeral it may be unacceptable to have a shirt on.

and:

it is acceptable to make love to a moose with no shirt on.

Eyepopper · 1st August 2008, 17:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by rimaldo

it is unacceptable to try and bribe your bin men to take away corpses wrapped in a carpet whilst shirtless.

no it isnt you're just making shit up now!

KeyserSoze · 1st August 2008, 17:10

It is unacceptable to enter a Nunnery with no shirt on

I_live_cement · 1st August 2008, 17:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Dwayne

ok how's this:

depending on the funeral it may be unacceptable to have a shirt on.

and:

it is acceptable to make love to a moose with no shirt on.

I like your thinking. Would the moose have a shirt on?

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 17:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyepopper

no it isnt you're just making shit up now!

should have been shirt not shit. that is the second missed pun opportunity that i have had to point out today.

Dr. Dwayne · 1st August 2008, 17:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by I_live_cement

I like your thinking. Would the moose have a shirt on?

Not likely, but you could throw your clothes over it whilst you got down to business so there could be a shirt on the moose. However, you would have to be wearing a shirt in the first place.

Eyepopper · 1st August 2008, 17:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by rimaldo

should have been shirt not shit. that is the second missed pun opportunity that i have had to point out today.

I've a hangover......

oh and its unacceptable to masturbate in a bush with no shirt on!

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 17:16

it is unacceptable to pretend to be a german tourist whilst asking for directions in london whilst not wearing a shirt.

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 17:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyepopper

I've a hangover......

oh and its unacceptable to masturbate in a bush with no shirt on!

what type of bush? a woman's bush is acceptable.

those are the type of puns you cannot afford to miss pop.

marcosdeto · 1st August 2008, 17:18

it is acceptable to rob a bank with a panty hose as a mask but shirtless, but you'll look stupid and there's a chance that the cashier wont take you seriously

Dr. Dwayne · 1st August 2008, 17:20

Eyepopper · 1st August 2008, 17:26

Its unacceptable to paint a mosque while shirtless...

Dr. Dwayne · 1st August 2008, 17:27

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

Its unacceptable to paint a mosque while shirtless...

unless the mosque is on your own property. let's keep the established rules in mind shall we?

marcosdeto · 1st August 2008, 17:30

although it's unacceptable to take part on a wet tshirt contest without a shirt, the perpetrator may win

KeyserSoze · 1st August 2008, 17:32

It is unacceptable to enter the Redcafe "I want your pics" thread while shirtless due to serious exposure to Girish.

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