[SER19]

controversy will follow:

caftards,
while i would give an arm to pound cheryl cole i think its time somebody spoke up about the cheryl cole thread. she doesnt deserve the status she's been given on here and there are other women more worthy of that type of thread. here are the reasons:

1. she's married to ashley cole
2. ashley cole cheated on her and she took him back, citing on jonathan ross that "shit happens"
3. she has a big tattoo on her arse that looks like she should be compensated by the tattooist for spilling ink.
4. she acts like a bit of a slapper on x factor
5. she's married to ashley cole
6. she's got an annoying accent

anybody that thinks she is overrated by the caf vote AYE. anybody that thinks its my problem and should fuck off vote NAY.

[RandomHer0723]

You should be posting in GazM's coming out thread

[SER19]

not ready for that yet

[Skelter]

smurf won't like this.

[SER19]

Originally Posted by Skelter

smurf won't like this.

im going to be prepared for any reaction, will surely get a few that agree?

[uae]

Nay

[esmufc07]

Skelter's right.

NFT.

[girish]

Tits matters.

[Skelter]

You still would though SER surely.

[SER19]

Originally Posted by Skelter

You still would though SER surely.

i did say id "give my arm to pound her"

[Top]

Originally Posted by SER19

1. she's married to ashley cole
2. ashley cole cheated on her and she took him back, citing on jonathan ross that "shit happens"
3. she has a big tattoo on her arse that looks like she should be compensated by the tattooist for spilling ink.
4. she acts like a bit of a slapper on x factor
5. she's married to ashley cole
6. she's got an annoying accent

None of that really matter as you'll probably never meet her.
The only thing on that list which has any significance is the tattoo-part, all the other stuff shouldn't really be factored when rating beutifull women on the internet.

If you're thinking about her acting-skills when you're having a quick wank to one of her pictures, then I'm afraid you might be gay.

[SER19]

Originally Posted by Top

None of that really matter as you'll probably never meet her.
The only thing on that list which has any significance is the tattoo-part, all the other stuff shouldn't really be factored when rating beutifull women on the internet.

If you're thinking about her acting-skills when you're having a quick wank to one of her pictures, then I'm afraid you might be gay.

it wouldnt put you off that she's shagging ashley cole...

[kouroux]

Originally Posted by Top

None of that really matter as you'll probably never meet her.
The only thing on that list which has any significance is the tattoo-part, all the other stuff shouldn't really be factored when rating beutifull women on the internet.

If you're thinking about her acting-skills when you're having a quick wank to one of her pictures, then I'm afraid you might be gay.

this is funny

[VidaRed]

fuck off.

you're just jealous of her beauty.

[UnitedRed]

Originally Posted by SER19

she's married to ashley cole

The only seemingly valid point

ashley cole cheated on her and she took him back, citing on jonathan ross that "shit happens"

Love... don't go there.

she has a big tattoo on her arse that looks like she should be compensated by the tattooist for spilling ink.

Arse tattoo -

she acts like a bit of a slapper on x factor

wtf?

she's married to ashley cole

The only seemingly valid point

she's got an annoying accent

Attractive females with Geordie accent -

NAY

now shall we make a list of the good stuff?

[Top]

Originally Posted by SER19

it wouldnt put you off that she's shagging ashley cole...

No of course not, it's not like I'll ever have a chance of shagging her myself, so why would I care about who she has been with?

[UnitedRed]

Would you genuinely give your arm?

I would.

[SER19]

balls to all of ye,

(id probably only realistically give a couple of fingers...middle and ring probably)

[UnitedRed]

Originally Posted by SER19

balls to all of ye,

(id probably only realistically give a couple of fingers...middle and ring probably)

If you knew much about your night ahead with Cheryl, or women in general, I doubt you'd pick those two.

[SER19]

Originally Posted by UnitedRed

If you knew much about your night ahead with Cheryl, or women in general, I doubt you'd pick those two.

ive got two sets you know!

[Redlambs]

Originally Posted by SER19

controversy will follow:

caftards,
while i would give an arm to pound cheryl cole i think its time somebody spoke up about the cheryl cole thread. she doesnt deserve the status she's been given on here and there are other women more worthy of that type of thread. here are the reasons:

1. she's married to ashley cole
2. ashley cole cheated on her and she took him back, citing on jonathan ross that "shit happens"
3. she has a big tattoo on her arse that looks like she should be compensated by the tattooist for spilling ink.
4. she acts like a bit of a slapper on x factor
5. she's married to ashley cole
6. she's got an annoying accent

anybody that thinks she is overrated by the caf vote AYE. anybody that thinks its my problem and should fuck off vote NAY.

Originally Posted by girish

Tits matters.

Here you go you pair of queers:




Tits, but without Cashley, tattoos and talking. You can thank me at your ceremony.

[Top]

The real question here is:
Would you still do her if she had Dirk Kuyt's eyes and cheekbones?

[Skelter]

Oh god.

[uae]

Why Top Why

[rufus diabolus]

Freaky.

[UnitedRed]

WTF Top!?

And yes, I still would.

From behind.

[kouroux]

Fuck this I'm sick now

[I_live_cement]

AYE.

She's still gorgeous though.

[Top]

Originally Posted by UnitedRed

And yes, I still would.

How about Cheryl with Kuyt's mouth and nose:

[EZee]

Originally Posted by SER19

while i would give an arm to pound cheryl cole :

personally id give a pound to arm (or fist) cheryl cole...

[UBERScholes]

She is very pretty, but knowing she's probably sucked Ashley Cole's balls takes off a bit of the shine. Same reason no one rates Jermaine Jenas

[UnitedRed]

Originally Posted by Top

How about Cheryl with Kuyt's mouth and nose:

Same answer, try harder.