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Old 9th February 2010, 16:57   #41 (permalink)
 
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I've never used it, it's like facebook but even more useless. Which is partially unfair on Facebook which has plenty of uses for a student like me.
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Old 9th February 2010, 16:58   #42 (permalink)
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Should our posts be more spontaneous?
Trying to lead me down the path to combustion eh? I should have known.
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Old 9th February 2010, 16:58   #44 (permalink)
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Old 9th February 2010, 16:58   #45 (permalink)
 
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Old 9th February 2010, 16:59   #46 (permalink)
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Old 9th February 2010, 17:00   #47 (permalink)
 
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That's a strange one.
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Old 9th February 2010, 17:01   #48 (permalink)
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Coax a Hamster into what?
Oh nothing..... but its more coax him out, not sure if there are different techniques for coaxing them in and out...

Are you experienced? I really do need, I mean want to know whats involved rather quickly.

On a side note does anyone know how long it takes a hamster to suffocate?
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Old 9th February 2010, 17:02   #49 (permalink)
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Old 9th February 2010, 17:02   #50 (permalink)
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AdZ Hectic has you by the billy big bollocks.

Better jog on.
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Old 9th February 2010, 17:03   #51 (permalink)
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Old 9th February 2010, 17:03   #52 (permalink)
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Oh nothing..... but its more coax him out, not sure if there are different techniques for coaxing them in and out...

Are you experienced? I really do need, I mean want to know whats involved rather quickly.

On a side note does anyone know how long it takes a hamster to suffocate?


Err, have you tried grabbing the Hamster? If you're worried about it biting you just hold your palm open completely straight then it can't bite you, then once your palm is close enough grasp the Hamster completely and pull.

However, it seems like it's trapped so if you do pull and this tears the creature in half, don't blame me.

Secondly, have you tried singing some ancient Hamster lulling songs to it?

Probably about 5 minutes.
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Old 9th February 2010, 17:04   #53 (permalink)
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My last status (This actually could be my last post also coincidentally)

"AdZz is Jogging on."
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Old 9th February 2010, 17:05   #54 (permalink)
 
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I wouldn't ban you!

I'll change it back now.
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Old 9th February 2010, 17:06   #55 (permalink)
 
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Hectic should seriously be stripped of his editing powers..

actually fuck it I'll save him the trouble of editing this.

Solius should seriously be stripped of his dick lol
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Old 9th February 2010, 17:06   #56 (permalink)
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Hectic should also be stripped of his face.
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Old 9th February 2010, 17:07   #57 (permalink)
 
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Why Solius?
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Old 9th February 2010, 17:08   #58 (permalink)
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"Post your last dying words in the third person."

Actually, this gives me an idea for an even better thread:

"Post Famous Peoples UnFamous but hilarious last Words."

We could make up a whole bunch of shit and have many funny capers.
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Old 9th February 2010, 17:10   #59 (permalink)
 
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See, this is one instance where an edit has benefitted the masses, AdZzUtd is now inspired for a new thread, involving capers, in both senses, and he gets to keep his old one, which has generated many new topics.
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Old 9th February 2010, 17:16   #60 (permalink)
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I can't actually think of any famous last words someone should have said that are hilarious, to be honest.
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Old 9th February 2010, 17:18   #61 (permalink)
 
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Can't we just have a thread on capers than? Man I love capers.
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Old 9th February 2010, 17:18   #62 (permalink)
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Old 9th February 2010, 17:19   #63 (permalink)
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Old 9th February 2010, 17:36   #64 (permalink)
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Old 9th February 2010, 17:40   #65 (permalink)
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Old 9th February 2010, 17:41   #66 (permalink)
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Old 9th February 2010, 18:06   #68 (permalink)
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Old 9th February 2010, 18:08   #69 (permalink)
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omg last night was so messy!
Oh shit.

Mine was: O MI DAYZ, gotz mi 2 tix 2 wmbleee woop woooop! Byin traynin top 2 wer 4 da day.
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Old 9th February 2010, 18:24   #70 (permalink)
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Old 9th February 2010, 18:24   #71 (permalink)
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Old 9th February 2010, 18:29   #72 (permalink)
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Oh shit.

Mine was: O MI DAYZ, gotz mi 2 tix 2 wmbleee woop woooop! Byin traynin top 2 wer 4 da day.
Liar


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I've had several replies from luscious young ladies asking for me to date them.
My Cheryl Cole Thread has over 100,000 views.
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Old 9th February 2010, 18:35   #75 (permalink)
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Old 9th February 2010, 18:36   #76 (permalink)
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Old 9th February 2010, 18:36   #77 (permalink)
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Old 9th February 2010, 18:37   #78 (permalink)
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143 billion views?

That would equate too five hundred bottles of Shag
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143 billion views?

That would equate too five hundred bottles of Shag
Good. My Strongbow supply is dwindling.
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