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one-eyed runt with a love for spinach
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, think I'm heading home!
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Oh nothing..... but its more coax him out, not sure if there are different techniques for coaxing them in and out...
Are you experienced? I really do need, I mean want to know whats involved rather quickly. On a side note does anyone know how long it takes a hamster to suffocate? |
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![]() Err, have you tried grabbing the Hamster? If you're worried about it biting you just hold your palm open completely straight then it can't bite you, then once your palm is close enough grasp the Hamster completely and pull. However, it seems like it's trapped so if you do pull and this tears the creature in half, don't blame me. Secondly, have you tried singing some ancient Hamster lulling songs to it? Probably about 5 minutes. |
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![]() Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: The leaders of the free world are just little boys throwing stones.
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Hectic should seriously be stripped of his editing powers..
actually fuck it I'll save him the trouble of editing this. Solius should seriously be stripped of his dick lol |
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"Post your last dying words in the third person."
Actually, this gives me an idea for an even better thread: "Post Famous Peoples UnFamous but hilarious last Words." We could make up a whole bunch of shit and have many funny capers. |
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One Fat Lass I know just posted this belter:
"Off for a KFC Bucket, well deserved... worked my arse off today hehe!xXxXx" She's in about her ninth year of a beauty course at college... |
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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