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Old 25th June 2008, 12:24   #601 (permalink)
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cantona and giggs.

what do i win sol?
You win a signed shirt from Lilly, Violet and McDougall.

Did I spell Flour wrong??
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Old 25th June 2008, 12:28   #602 (permalink)
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You win a signed shirt from Lilly, Violet and McDougall.

Did I spell Flour wrong??
cool, i look forward to getting it in the post.

you spelt it correctly, i was just one step ahead of the competition.
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Old 25th June 2008, 12:43   #603 (permalink)
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Michael Rose. As for the third I think William Prunier must have got to it.

More importantly you have wasted 10 minutes of my life, fuck off back to the newbies, will you.

Last edited by 711 : 25th June 2008 at 13:04. Reason: If I'd known it was Solvista I wouldn't have bothered in the first place
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Old 25th June 2008, 23:12   #604 (permalink)
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Alright.

Season ticket holder from Chorlton here, I wonder if now I've been promoted am I going to get Benzema, Huntelaar & Villa transfer thread withdrawals? Tough times being a newbie in silly season I can tell you.
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Old 25th June 2008, 23:17   #605 (permalink)
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welcome to the mains ander8on, if you are getting any withdrawal symptoms from transfer muppetry i suggest a quick trip to the transfer forum, it will give you a much needed fix.
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Old 25th June 2008, 23:19   #606 (permalink)
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Alright.

Season ticket holder from Chorlton here, I wonder if now I've been promoted am I going to get Benzema, Huntelaar & Villa transfer thread withdrawals? Tough times being a newbie in silly season I can tell you.
Quality, a matchgoer

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Old 25th June 2008, 23:26   #607 (permalink)
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Alright.

Season ticket holder from Chorlton here, I wonder if now I've been promoted am I going to get Benzema, Huntelaar & Villa transfer thread withdrawals? Tough times being a newbie in silly season I can tell you.
Welcome........ just for your information I provide a free baby sitting service for all season tickets. For further details apply within!
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Old 25th June 2008, 23:30   #608 (permalink)
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Cheers lads, looks like it'll be a laugh here.

Decotron, something a little out of place a grown man offering babysitting services, but still, each to their own pal.
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Old 25th June 2008, 23:32   #609 (permalink)
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Alright.

Season ticket holder from Chorlton here, I wonder if now I've been promoted am I going to get Benzema, Huntelaar & Villa transfer thread withdrawals? Tough times being a newbie in silly season I can tell you.
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Quality, a matchgoer

Welcome.

Look, Heaps all excited now, I've never seen him like this.

Welcome to the mad house, you'll soon be asking to be sent back.
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Old 25th June 2008, 23:33   #610 (permalink)
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Cheers lads, looks like it'll be a laugh here.

Decotron, something a little out of place a grown man offering babysitting services, but still, each to their own pal.
you are right to be wary of someone like decotron offering a babysitting service. if it was a fine, charming, upstanding gentleman such as myself you would have no similar worries.
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Old 25th June 2008, 23:34   #611 (permalink)
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Old 25th June 2008, 23:48   #612 (permalink)
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We need a promising newbie to come and replace pert.
I've counted 4 newbies for 1 pert.

Almost enough for an invasion.
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Old 26th June 2008, 02:15   #613 (permalink)
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Old 26th June 2008, 06:44   #614 (permalink)
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Alright.

Season ticket holder from Chorlton here, I wonder if now I've been promoted am I going to get Benzema, Huntelaar & Villa transfer thread withdrawals? Tough times being a newbie in silly season I can tell you.
Excellent promotion! I enjoyed your posts in the Newbies, Ander8on. I don't feel so lost and frightened now . But be careful, there are some very dangerous predators up here.
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Old 26th June 2008, 07:49   #615 (permalink)
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Excellent promotion! I enjoyed your posts in the Newbies, Ander8on. I don't feel so lost and frightened now . But be careful, there are some very dangerous predators up here.
How are doing BillyBob, saw you got promoted a few days ago with a hundered and something posts, well done, might be some kind of record.

I heard there're a few vultures in the main, guess its balls to the wall for a few weeks until you figure the forum out.
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Old 26th June 2008, 07:53   #616 (permalink)
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Alright.

Season ticket holder from Chorlton here, I wonder if now I've been promoted am I going to get Benzema, Huntelaar & Villa transfer thread withdrawals? Tough times being a newbie in silly season I can tell you.
Good to see you here, mate.
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Old 26th June 2008, 07:55   #617 (permalink)
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Alright.

Season ticket holder from Chorlton here, I wonder if now I've been promoted am I going to get Benzema, Huntelaar & Villa transfer thread withdrawals? Tough times being a newbie in silly season I can tell you.
welcome, if your around espada just make sure to walk with your back to the wall
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Old 26th June 2008, 17:14   #618 (permalink)
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Alright.

Season ticket holder from Chorlton here, I wonder if now I've been promoted am I going to get Benzema, Huntelaar & Villa transfer thread withdrawals? Tough times being a newbie in silly season I can tell you.
Welcome Ander8on. Have fun in the mains.
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Old 26th June 2008, 17:18   #619 (permalink)
 
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Excellent promotion! I enjoyed your posts in the Newbies, Ander8on. I don't feel so lost and frightened now . But be careful, there are some very dangerous predators up here.
shut the fuck up and bend over

welcome Andereighton. don't listen to anything that smashed says, shagging sheep is not a perfectly normal behaviour
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Old 26th June 2008, 17:25   #620 (permalink)
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Cheers for all the welcomes
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Old 26th June 2008, 17:38   #621 (permalink)
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Cheers for all the welcomes
Welcome?

You can fuck off and like it.
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Old 26th June 2008, 17:41   #622 (permalink)
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Welcome?

You can fuck off and like it.


you tell him nome, he called me a girl earlier.
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Old 26th June 2008, 17:42   #623 (permalink)
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Why is there an 8 in the middle of your username?
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Old 26th June 2008, 18:34   #624 (permalink)
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Because I'm 8 inches when floppy.
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Old 26th June 2008, 18:39   #625 (permalink)
 
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Why is there an 8 in the middle of your username?
because that's the number of guys he had sex with at the same time

he's personal record
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Old 26th June 2008, 18:44   #626 (permalink)
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because that's the number of guys he had sex with at the same time

he's personal record
Yep, but my 8 doesn't hold a candle to your record I believe Marcos
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Old 26th June 2008, 19:00   #627 (permalink)
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Yep, but my 8 doesn't hold a candle to your record I believe Marcos

He's on to you Marcos, quick, back into the cupboard with Mehro
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Old 26th June 2008, 19:24   #628 (permalink)
 
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Yep, but my 8 doesn't hold a candle to your record I believe Marcos
no, it doesnt
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Old 26th June 2008, 23:14   #629 (permalink)
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I'm a long time reader of this forum, but I've only recently started posting in the last few days.

I'd just like to introduce myself and try and make some friends on this forum. I don't really have any in real life, so words on a computer page are the only thing that stops me killing myself.

I'm morbidly obese, and my life is dictated not by the daylight hours but by what times chat shows are on, and when the pizza delivery companies open. I'd like to think that here on RedCafe.net I can finally be free of the abuse and awkward stares I have spent my whole life dealing with, and I'm sure that among such loving and friendly people I will find my place.

You are a fantastic bunch of people and I have no doubt you'll welcome me with open arms. I look forward to posting with you, and making some real friends here who arn't cats or microwaveable chips.

Thankyou all so much for having me,

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