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Old 14th July 2008, 23:06   #721 (permalink)
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How do you know how many posts you had when you were promoted?
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:08   #722 (permalink)
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Beware of rimaldo fearghal
stop cock blocking me keyser, he doesn't suspect a thing. i could be balls deep by the middle of next wednesday if it continues to go well.
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:08   #723 (permalink)
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How do you know how many posts you had when you were promoted?
Because when I posted my 1st post after promotion it was 135, so 135-1 = 134
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:09   #724 (permalink)
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Because when I posted my 1st post after promotion it was 135, so 135-1 = 134
You're witty. You should take your show on the road.
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:10   #725 (permalink)
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so I imagine I'll have something to bring to the table.
any cake?
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:12   #726 (permalink)
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Because when I posted my 1st post after promotion it was 135, so 135-1 = 134
i will pull an all nighter with my calculator and try verify this for you gaz.
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:20   #727 (permalink)
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any cake?

I just made more sandwiches than I'm able to eat if that's any good?
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:23   #728 (permalink)
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i was kinda hoping for cake after a_d_i mentioned it.
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:24   #729 (permalink)
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I'm just promoted today with a bit of help from Nick (cheers). I'd been helping him out with the whole Cordóba thing in the Newbies and got promoted as my reward.

Been lurking on this since I googled Manucho once and the story about him being a savant came up and I ended up on redcafe. Been looking more and more since. Haven't posted a huge amount, I go through fits and starts so we'll see how it goes.

I'm 19, Irish and a student.
Welcome to the wonderful world of RedCafe, here you'll experience internet warriors, hero's and predators. Your survival will depend on how quickly you find out whos who
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:29   #730 (permalink)
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i will pull an all nighter with my calculator and try verify this for you gaz.
Cheers man, appreciated
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:32   #731 (permalink)
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not a problem. it is not looking good at the minute though. using my calulator and a complex theory of t+y=34/n, 135-1 is showing as 8976.54. so it doesn't look like 134 is the right answer at this early stage.
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WTF!
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:38   #733 (permalink)
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not a problem. it is not looking good at the minute though. using my calulator and a complex theory of t+y=34/n, 135-1 is showing as 8976.54. so it doesn't look like 134 is the right answer at this early stage.

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Old 14th July 2008, 23:41   #734 (permalink)
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i was afraid my complex theory might fly over some people's heads. it makes perfect sense when you work through it logically. wait i will be back in a second, my phone is ringing, i'll wager it is nasa offering me a position as the manager of something or other mathmatical.
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:41   #735 (permalink)
 
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Hello fearghal, do you have a willy between your legs?
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:43   #736 (permalink)
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Hello fearghal, do you have a willy between your legs?
Is this one of the predators Rimaldo warned of?
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:44   #737 (permalink)
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good one weaste. hopefully he has a girl willy and is willing to post some pictures. i really want to see a real girl willy.
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:45   #738 (permalink)
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:46   #739 (permalink)
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Is this one of the predators Rimaldo warned of?
listen to Rimaldo - you'll be safe from those predators
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:47   #740 (permalink)
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Hand me yer lunch money!
what will i use to buy my afternoon milky if i hand over my lunch money. without my afternoon milky i won't be able to go nap nap.
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:51   #741 (permalink)
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Not you, you idiot, the newbie.
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:53   #742 (permalink)
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oh excellent. i shall appreciate my afternoon milky and nap nap even more now knowing how close i came to being with out it.
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:53   #743 (permalink)
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Not you, you idiot, the newbie.

Ah it's just what I was told it would be like
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Is this one of the predators Rimaldo warned of?
It was a simple question, that's all. Don't worry, I'm not a pervert or anything.
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:56   #745 (permalink)
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It was a simple question, that's all. Don't worry, I'm not a pervert or anything.
i think you just about got away with it with this brilliant, if false, retort. he won't suspect a single thing now.
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Old 14th July 2008, 23:59   #746 (permalink)
 
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I'm a highly respected member of this community I'll have you know!
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Old 15th July 2008, 00:06   #747 (permalink)
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that is true. reading back through i have decided that asking a stranger whether or not they have a willy between their legs is a polite and courteous greeting. we have a new boss starting at work next week and this will now be the first thing i will ask her when first meeting her.

i can already smell the pay rise.
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Old 15th July 2008, 00:13   #748 (permalink)
 
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This aint work! You live in a fantasy land.
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Old 15th July 2008, 00:14   #749 (permalink)
 
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I can't stop listening to Ronan Keating. I'm going to do Girish for this.
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Old 15th July 2008, 00:20   #750 (permalink)
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i wish the caf was work. i would have made a bloody fortune since signing up with all the time i have been on here.

i like to call my fantasy land rimland. a land where humans live in small tanks. large fish with subanthropomorphic tendancies regularly feed them and scare the shit out of them by smacking on the glass just to keep us on our toes. a land where everyone has a beard. a land where i lord it over all and have a massive wang. it is like a paradise. id imagine that heaven is quite similar to it.
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Old 15th July 2008, 00:21   #751 (permalink)
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I can't stop listening to Ronan Keating. I'm going to do Girish for this.
hello sailor.
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Old 15th July 2008, 11:27   #752 (permalink)
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Hey, Im Chris from Nottingham, Ive been a United fan since I can remember. I dont get to many games (average 2 a season) but after/if I pass my driving test in August im going to as many games as possible.


roll on next season!

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