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Old 15th July 2008, 16:56   #761 (permalink)
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when did you manage to escape?
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Old 15th July 2008, 17:37   #762 (permalink)
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it was a few days ago now,

it'd got to a point where i'd gained his trust and as such give me a bit more 'slack' so to speak

When he went out to buy more bananas i took my chance and left

never have i looked back since

now i believe we have a mutual respect, however i always look over my shoulder just in case he is behind me to take me in again
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Old 15th July 2008, 17:43   #763 (permalink)
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your soooo lucky, im still spending a fortune on counselling,

did he make you use "the swing" (its so hard just writing that)
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Old 15th July 2008, 17:43   #764 (permalink)
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you only escaped as i let you. i needed the extra room for a donkey and you had become a bit to needy.
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Old 15th July 2008, 17:46   #765 (permalink)
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thanks for letting me have a laptop down here anyway rimaldo, its running out of battery so can you pass me down the lead?

and a banana milkshake

thanks
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Old 15th July 2008, 17:46   #766 (permalink)
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you only escaped as i let you. i needed the extra room for a donkey and you had become a bit to needy.
needy my ass

ass-donkey?? see wot i did there? see i was wasted down in that basement!
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Old 15th July 2008, 17:47   #767 (permalink)
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find your own damn lead. im having a wank.
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Old 15th July 2008, 22:34   #768 (permalink)
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find your own damn lead. im having a wank.
want me to spit in your mouth while wanking?
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Old 17th July 2008, 07:24   #769 (permalink)
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I wasn't on the caf most of last week - had to do some work to save my job - so belated welcome to fearghal and MJLovesD (brilliant user name). Let us know how long it takes you to work out the code for Rimaldo's posts - many of them appear to be obscene and depraved filth but if you know how to translate them they are the words of a deeply holy man who may yet save the world.
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Old 18th July 2008, 15:23   #770 (permalink)
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Was Rimaldo always like this, he's been getting worse no?
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Old 18th July 2008, 16:46   #771 (permalink)
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Was Rimaldo always like this, he's been getting worse no?
Rimaldo was once a soft spoken private school going young man. Then he met EspadaYdaga on here and it all went tits up.
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Old 18th July 2008, 20:49   #772 (permalink)
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Rimaldo was once a soft spoken private school going young man. Then he met EspadaYdaga on here and it all went tits up.
i think the priest at choir practice had a more direct effect on my mental state than espada.
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Old 18th July 2008, 21:39   #773 (permalink)
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hi im andy single male 6ft 2 blonde hair blue grey eyes long shaved legs and at weekends i like to be called amanda
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Old 18th July 2008, 21:48   #774 (permalink)
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Old 18th July 2008, 22:02   #775 (permalink)
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hi im andy single male 6ft 2 blonde hair blue grey eyes long shaved legs and at weekends i like to be called amanda
dfldfdfdfwl;frwqsf;qwsq sorry, i was so excited i couldn't type properly, give me your number now.
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Old 18th July 2008, 22:12   #776 (permalink)
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dial 150 ask for mandy
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Old 18th July 2008, 22:15   #777 (permalink)
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im on hold. you are popular tonight you filthy, filthy slut.
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Old 21st July 2008, 11:00   #778 (permalink)
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Hey guys,

Just got promoted, currently living in Perth, Australia. As you can probably see its taken a while to get promoted but all is good now! Looking forward to speaking with Anderson15 again, my buddy from the newbies and having a good time up here in the mains.

Please take it easy on me
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Old 21st July 2008, 11:03   #779 (permalink)
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welcome anderson8, hope you enjoy the magical place that is the main forum. wanna make out?
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Old 21st July 2008, 11:05   #780 (permalink)
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welcome anderson8, hope you enjoy the magical place that is the main forum. wanna make out?
I have been warned of you and Espada
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Old 21st July 2008, 11:06   #781 (permalink)
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Hey Anderson8

Good to see you up here
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Old 21st July 2008, 11:07   #782 (permalink)
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I have been warned of you and Espada
i trust you have only heard good things.
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Old 21st July 2008, 11:08   #783 (permalink)
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Hey jgraham 2704, remember you from the newbies, you have been up here for a while haven't you?
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Old 21st July 2008, 11:13   #784 (permalink)
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i trust you have only heard good things.
Of course
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Old 21st July 2008, 11:15   #785 (permalink)
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Hey jgraham 2704, remember you from the newbies, you have been up here for a while haven't you?

It feels like it, but its only about 3 weeks.

Are there any posters still oin the newbies who you think we'll be seeing up here sometime soon?
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Old 21st July 2008, 11:21   #786 (permalink)
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Do you remember Kepek and Chirag? They are both good posters, likely to be promoted soon. Maybe Twigginater as well.
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Old 21st July 2008, 11:35   #787 (permalink)
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Do you remember Kepek and Chirag? They are both good posters, likely to be promoted soon. Maybe Twigginater as well.

I remember Chirag, there was a poter called Randomhero too i recall, is he still about?
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Old 21st July 2008, 11:48   #788 (permalink)
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I remember Chirag, there was a poter called Randomhero too i recall, is he still about?
Yep, he posts sometimes normally funny stuff in the general forum.
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Old 21st July 2008, 11:52   #789 (permalink)
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Hey guys,

Just got promoted, currently living in Perth, Australia. As you can probably see its taken a while to get promoted but all is good now! Looking forward to speaking with Anderson15 again, my buddy from the newbies and having a good time up here in the mains.

Please take it easy on me

Welcome Anderson8, the fact that you seem to know about Rimaldo should stand you in good stead. Avoid his basement at all costs.........
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Old 21st July 2008, 12:07   #790 (permalink)
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Loads of Anderson user names around nowadays.
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Old 21st July 2008, 13:06   #791 (permalink)
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Welcome Anderson8. Weren't you already promoted like a week ago?
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Old 21st July 2008, 13:07   #792 (permalink)
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Welcome Anderson8. Weren't you already promoted like a week ago?
that was ander8on. get with the times man.
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