Promoted Newbies introduce yourself

Cornell · 21st July 2008, 13:40

I wish I thought up a cool play on words for my username.

rimaldo · 21st July 2008, 14:02

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Originally Posted by SmashedHombre

Look shouldn't you be off scouring fields full of sheep in deepest darkest Devon?

i was there looking for you but couldn't find you. the sheep were most accommodating though, they kept asking where you were which was a little off putting whilst in mid coitus.

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Originally Posted by KeyserSoze

Welcome Anderson8, stay away from Rimaldo and Espada, they will take advantage of you.*

*Bum Sex?

lemonchiffon is a gay colour to use keyser. i once saw two men kissing and that was the gayest thing i had ever seen until your use of lemonchiffon.

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Originally Posted by Cornell

I wish I thought up a cool play on words for my username.

not everyone is as cool as me cornell. not many have the levels of sheer wit and intelligence to blend a username in quite the skill that i have managed it.

muller · 21st July 2008, 18:10

Hey everyone, hows things?

I'm a long time United fan, and despite living in London, go to around 5-8 games a year. I actually went to University in Manchester for the pure reason of ease of access to Old Trafford.

Anyway, I have a part time job of writing computer game reviews, so, if you want advice, feel free to ask, and i'll try review or recommend for you.

Hope you are all well, and i'll see you in the forums!

Dr. Dwayne · 21st July 2008, 18:12

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Originally Posted by muller

Hey everyone, hows things?

I'm a long time United fan, and despite living in London, go to around 5-8 games a year. I actually went to University in Manchester for the pure reason of ease of access to Old Trafford.

Anyway, I have a part time job of writing computer game reviews, so, if you want advice, feel free to ask, and i'll try review or recommend for you.

Hope you are all well, and i'll see you in the forums!

welcome to the forum.

which is better PS3 or XBox 360?

KeyserSoze · 21st July 2008, 18:15

Welcome muller, you will be at home in the entertainment forum.

muller · 21st July 2008, 18:38

I will post my review I did last year in a moment on the 3 main consoles!

ZIDANE · 21st July 2008, 18:41

You need to meet Weaste if you already haven't.

Infact just post in the entertainment forum and you will.

Just don't diss the PS3 whatever you do!

RedNome · 21st July 2008, 18:52

Fucking Noob cnuts.

Die.

rimaldo · 21st July 2008, 18:54

you have such a way with words nome. i don't remember getting such a welcome on my arrival here. im upset now.

RedNome · 21st July 2008, 19:14

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

you have such a way with words nome. i don't remember getting such a welcome on my arrival here. im upset now.

Cheers rim, worked hard on it, don't feel bad that you didn't get one of those though, today was different, the thread was getting far too gay for my liking, far too much cock sucking going on, I had to step in a change the tone.

rimaldo · 21st July 2008, 19:23

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Originally Posted by RedNome

Cheers rim, worked hard on it, don't feel bad that you didn't get one of those though, today was different, the thread was getting far too gay for my liking, far too much cock sucking going on, I had to step in a change the tone.

excellent, i thought i might not be special for a minute. the abusive outburst was done with impeccable timing as usual nome, i can't see any newbie on newbie cock sucking in here now.

R.Nilsson7 · 21st July 2008, 20:34

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Originally Posted by Anderson8

Hey guys,

Just got promoted, currently living in Perth, Australia. As you can probably see its taken a while to get promoted but all is good now! Looking forward to speaking with Anderson15 again, my buddy from the newbies and having a good time up here in the mains.

Please take it easy on me

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Originally Posted by muller

Hey everyone, hows things?

I'm a long time United fan, and despite living in London, go to around 5-8 games a year. I actually went to University in Manchester for the pure reason of ease of access to Old Trafford.

Anyway, I have a part time job of writing computer game reviews, so, if you want advice, feel free to ask, and i'll try review or recommend for you.

Hope you are all well, and i'll see you in the forums!

Welcome guys!

Good to se you up here in the main forum.

RedNome · 21st July 2008, 20:44

Rim, the cock sucking has started again.

rimaldo · 21st July 2008, 20:50

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Originally Posted by RedNome

Rim, the cock sucking has started again.

so it has. i don't get all the nice warm welcomes, i normally welcome them then ask them if they want to make out. im starting to think i am being strange and not offering them a traditional kind of greeting.

RedNome · 21st July 2008, 20:52

Fuck you Noobs.

Get the fuck out of our General.

Wankers.

rimaldo · 21st July 2008, 20:58

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Originally Posted by RedNome

Fuck you Noobs.

Get the fuck out of our General.

Wankers.

pure poetry, im welling up here. you are like a modern day kipling.

I_live_cement · 22nd July 2008, 00:21

Jesus Rimney, you were on less posts than me a week ago.

Must be exciting times at the rimaldo household, what with the recent influx of sex hungry newbies.

rufus diabolus · 22nd July 2008, 00:35

how the fuck are you on 5000+, must admit I've boosted my post count quite a bit over this weekend.

ZIDANE · 22nd July 2008, 00:45

He's been on a sex-a-thon all summer long in the general.

To the point of disgusting Pablo76.

Saying that I'm creeping up to 4K. I joined exactly a year ago. Not good.

rimaldo · 22nd July 2008, 10:12

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Originally Posted by I_live_cement

Jesus Rimney, you were on less posts than me a week ago.

Must be exciting times at the rimaldo household, what with the recent influx of sex hungry newbies.

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Originally Posted by rufus diabolus

how the fuck are you on 5000+, must admit I've boosted my post count quite a bit over this weekend.

yeah my coolness knows no bounds. im fairly sure due to the high quality of all my posts someone like gb vets them and then decides just how many posts my each individual post is worth. id imagine this particular post will get a 3.

WeWonItTwoTimes · 22nd July 2008, 10:37

Hi everyone, I've finally reached the promise land after all this time.

ps. I'm not really a newbie, I was just hoping there might be a chance of ending up in rimaldo's basement if I pretended to be one.

BillyBob · 22nd July 2008, 10:41

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Originally Posted by WeWonItTwoTimes

Hi everyone, I've finally reached the promise land after all this time.

ps. I'm not really a newbie, I was just hoping there might be a chance of ending up in rimaldo's basement if I pretended to be one.

Welcome! Good to see you up here where the air is pure and there is no filth and buggery.

BillyBob · 22nd July 2008, 10:42

FAIL. Obviously filth and buggery are what interest you. and I am an idiot.

M16 Red · 30th July 2008, 13:34

I was promoted because i'm great.

I also sent GB £1000 and a picture of my wifes clam.

Dippersripper · 30th July 2008, 13:44

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Originally Posted by M16 Red

I was promoted because i'm great.

I also sent GB £1000 and a picture of my wifes clam.

Your profile says you're female

Anderson8 · 30th July 2008, 14:05

Welcome M16 Red.

rimaldo · 30th July 2008, 14:07

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Originally Posted by Dippersripper

Your profile says you're female

i'd fuck him regardless of the fact he has no willy.

GodlovesUnited · 30th July 2008, 21:41

Hi, I'm GodlovesUnited. I'm 17, from the States, and that's about all I'm willing to tell you with Rimaldo roaming free around here.

Alex · 30th July 2008, 21:59

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Originally Posted by GodlovesUnited

Hi, I'm GodlovesUnited. I'm 17, from the States, and that's about all I'm willing to tell you with Rimaldo roaming free around here.

what state?

GodlovesUnited · 30th July 2008, 22:00

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Originally Posted by Alex

what state?

Louisiana. You?

21st July 2008, 13:40	#801 (permalink)
Cornell Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sydney 2000. - Wesley Brown is a national hero. Posts: 4,439	I wish I thought up a cool play on words for my username.

21st July 2008, 18:10	#803 (permalink)
muller Reserve Team Player Join Date: May 2008 Location: Outside the box, thinking. Posts: 1,722	Hey everyone, hows things? I'm a long time United fan, and despite living in London, go to around 5-8 games a year. I actually went to University in Manchester for the pure reason of ease of access to Old Trafford. Anyway, I have a part time job of writing computer game reviews, so, if you want advice, feel free to ask, and i'll try review or recommend for you. Hope you are all well, and i'll see you in the forums!

21st July 2008, 18:15	#805 (permalink)
KeyserSoze First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Way I Hear It Soze's Some Kind Of Butcher Posts: 6,679	Welcome muller, you will be at home in the entertainment forum.

21st July 2008, 18:38	#806 (permalink)
muller Reserve Team Player Join Date: May 2008 Location: Outside the box, thinking. Posts: 1,722	I will post my review I did last year in a moment on the 3 main consoles!

21st July 2008, 18:41	#807 (permalink)
ZIDANE Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: "..undoubtedly the best midfielder of his generation" Posts: 4,406	You need to meet Weaste if you already haven't. Infact just post in the entertainment forum and you will. Just don't diss the PS3 whatever you do!

21st July 2008, 18:52	#808 (permalink)
RedNome Cnut Rating: 9(conservative) Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. Posts: 11,030	Fucking Noob cnuts. Die.

21st July 2008, 18:54	#809 (permalink)
rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: renowned and profound prophet of rimglish. Posts: 8,787	you have such a way with words nome. i don't remember getting such a welcome on my arrival here. im upset now.

21st July 2008, 20:44	#813 (permalink)
RedNome Cnut Rating: 9(conservative) Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. Posts: 11,030	Rim, the cock sucking has started again.

21st July 2008, 20:52	#815 (permalink)
RedNome Cnut Rating: 9(conservative) Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Well, here we are in a room with two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. Posts: 11,030	Fuck you Noobs. Get the fuck out of our General. Wankers.

22nd July 2008, 00:21	#817 (permalink)
I_live_cement Cat freak Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lancashire Posts: 4,464	Jesus Rimney, you were on less posts than me a week ago. Must be exciting times at the rimaldo household, what with the recent influx of sex hungry newbies.

22nd July 2008, 00:35	#818 (permalink)
rufus diabolus Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Why So Serious? Posts: 3,059	how the fuck are you on 5000+, must admit I've boosted my post count quite a bit over this weekend.

22nd July 2008, 00:45	#819 (permalink)
ZIDANE Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: "..undoubtedly the best midfielder of his generation" Posts: 4,406	He's been on a sex-a-thon all summer long in the general. To the point of disgusting Pablo76. Saying that I'm creeping up to 4K. I joined exactly a year ago. Not good.

22nd July 2008, 10:37	#821 (permalink)
WeWonItTwoTimes The Cnut can't count Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: ''We're getting beat by fucking BINMEN!!'', RAWK, 26th January 2008 Posts: 1,695	Hi everyone, I've finally reached the promise land after all this time. ps. I'm not really a newbie, I was just hoping there might be a chance of ending up in rimaldo's basement if I pretended to be one.

22nd July 2008, 10:42	#823 (permalink)
BillyBob Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Singapore Posts: 511	FAIL. Obviously filth and buggery are what interest you. and I am an idiot.

30th July 2008, 13:34	#824 (permalink)
M16 Red Youth Team Player Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 130	I was promoted because i'm great. I also sent GB £1000 and a picture of my wifes clam.

30th July 2008, 14:05	#826 (permalink)
Anderson8 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Doing the 'Samba' Dance with Ando or beating Tevez at Jenga! Posts: 2,121	Welcome M16 Red.

30th July 2008, 21:41	#828 (permalink)
GodlovesUnited Reserve Team Player Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Finally back at home. Posts: 1,096	Hi, I'm GodlovesUnited. I'm 17, from the States, and that's about all I'm willing to tell you with Rimaldo roaming free around here.