Promoted Newbies introduce yourself

GodlovesUnited · 30th July 2008, 22:31

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Originally Posted by Ace

My father is from San Diego. Hands down my favorite city in America.

For me, it's second only to New Orleans.

Alex · 30th July 2008, 22:32

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Originally Posted by Ace

My father is from San Diego. Hands down my favorite city in America.

It's ok, I like San Fran and some parts of LA more, but that said you can't go wrong in San Diego(coincidentally the translation was lost thousands of years ago). Coronado Island is a great vacation spot

GodlovesUnited · 30th July 2008, 22:34

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Originally Posted by Alex

It's ok, I like San Fran and some parts of LA more, but that said you can't go wrong in San Diego(coincidentally the translation was lost thousands of years ago). Coronado Island is a great vacation spot

I've heard from a rather reliable source that it means "a whale's vagina," but I'm not 100% sure about that.

VidaRed · 30th July 2008, 22:51

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Originally Posted by GodlovesUnited

I'm glad that you are pleased with your premature ejaculation; however, the shortest amount of time I charge for is 30 minutes. If you only use up 5 of the 30, we can spend the other 25 minutes spooning (if you're into that).

well you could spend the remaining 25 mins with marcos and girish.

BillyBob · 31st July 2008, 06:00

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Originally Posted by GodlovesUnited

I visited my uncle in San Diego last summer, and while I was in San Diego, I went to Yosemite Park. That place is fucking nice.

WAS fucking nice. It's burned to the ground, hasn't it?

Red Norse · 31st July 2008, 06:17

Premature ejaculation, is that some fancy Anderson symbolism?

Anyway, I just got promoted from the the stinking cesspool that is the newbie forum, so I thought a quick intro was a good idea.

I'm another one of the annoying glory hunting Noggies out there. I've been reading a lot on the Caf, but it took me a while to join so I guess I won't be the most active lad in here.

Started watching some Utd games on telly around 86 I think, but wasn't really hooked until about 88. I saw Sparky in all his glory, probably kicking the living shit out of some poor defender and ending the move with a trademark scissor kick. He got me hooked and was my first and only idol on the pitch. Since then I've been addicted, and it's been an absolute joy so far (Unlike Ralphie88 I think the sun really does rise out of SAF's arse).

I haven't been at OT yet, which is a bit embarrassing considering how much I love the club and how close it is geographically. What can I say, sometimes life gets in the way of what really matters...

Anyway, I'm looking forward to trading insults with all you inbreds.

BTW, if this thread is anything to go by, there seems to be some sodomizing initiation phase. Can I give it a miss? I gave Marcosdeto a rimjob to get in here in the first place. That's got to count for something.

BillyBob · 31st July 2008, 07:16

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Originally Posted by Red Norse

Premature ejaculation, is that some fancy Anderson symbolism?

Anyway, I just got promoted from the the stinking cesspool that is the newbie forum, so I thought a quick intro was a good idea.

I'm another one of the annoying glory hunting Noggies out there. I've been reading a lot on the Caf, but it took me a while to join so I guess I won't be the most active lad in here.

Started watching some Utd games on telly around 86 I think, but wasn't really hooked until about 88. I saw Sparky in all his glory, probably kicking the living shit out of some poor defender and ending the move with a trademark scissor kick. He got me hooked and was my first and only idol on the pitch. Since then I've been addicted, and it's been an absolute joy so far (Unlike Ralphie88 I think the sun really does rise out of SAF's arse).

I haven't been at OT yet, which is a bit embarrassing considering how much I love the club and how close it is geographically. What can I say, sometimes life gets in the way of what really matters...

Anyway, I'm looking forward to trading insults with all you inbreds.

BTW, if this thread is anything to go by, there seems to be some sodomizing initiation phase. Can I give it a miss? I gave Marcosdeto a rimjob to get in here in the first place. That's got to count for something.

This year's Annual Caf Dogging Festival is at your place.

Red Norse · 31st July 2008, 07:24

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Originally Posted by BillyBob

This year's Annual Caf Dogging Festival is at your place.

Ah well, we all have to take one for the team I guess. Will you bring some oil at least?

R.Nilsson7 · 31st July 2008, 07:26

Not another norrman.

Red Norse · 31st July 2008, 07:29

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Originally Posted by R.Nilsson7

Not another norrman.

Luckily my hair doesn't look like a toilet brush though.

Ander8on · 31st July 2008, 07:37

Welcome Red Norse.

Now you have been officially promoted, you have to post in the "I Want Your Pics" thread - Tommy style.

R.Nilsson7 · 31st July 2008, 07:47

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Originally Posted by Red Norse

Luckily my hair doesn't look like a toilet brush though.

Good for you. It's always been the most common hairstyle in Norway, hasn't it?

Red Norse · 31st July 2008, 07:50

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Originally Posted by Ander8on

Welcome Red Norse.

Now you have been officially promoted, you have to post in the "I Want Your Pics" thread - Tommy style.

Thanks mate

There won't be a pic just yet, I don't quite know what Tommy style implies.

Ander8on · 31st July 2008, 07:53

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Originally Posted by Red Norse

Thanks mate

There won't be a pic just yet, I don't quite know what Tommy style implies.

i want your pics

Red Norse · 31st July 2008, 08:17

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Originally Posted by Ander8on

i want your pics

Feck, I sprayed whiskey on my PC! You should have warned me, you rotten bastard

Can't compete with that, some serious photoshopping needed here!

rimaldo · 31st July 2008, 08:29

excellent. lots of fresh meat. i’m about ready to get my freak on.

M16 Red · 31st July 2008, 08:31

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

i'd fuck him regardless of the fact he has no willy.

To see you post that, Makes me love you.

rimaldo · 31st July 2008, 08:35

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Originally Posted by M16 Red

To see you post that, Makes me love you.

to see you post that, makes me beloved.

BillyBob · 31st July 2008, 08:43

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Originally Posted by Red Norse

Ah well, we all have to take one for the team I guess. Will you bring some oil at least?

I thought Norway still had loads of its own oil. Anyway, Rimaldo prefers butter (and Girish prefers ghee).

Red Norse · 31st July 2008, 08:43

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Originally Posted by R.Nilsson7

Good for you. It's always been the most common hairstyle in Norway, hasn't it?

You do remember Roland Nilsson at Wednesday?

Anyway, all Swedes look like they're members of Abba. Your combined use of hairspray is the sole reason the poles are melting. Fuckers.

Red Norse · 31st July 2008, 08:46

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Originally Posted by BillyBob

I thought Norway still had loads of its own oil. Anyway, Rimaldo prefers butter (and Girish prefers ghee).

True, we've got oil, but I'm a cheap bastard. WTF is ghee?

BillyBob · 31st July 2008, 08:48

Ghee is Indian clarified butter. its supposed to be for cooking but Girish uses it for..no, I can't say, it's too horrible.

anver · 31st July 2008, 08:57

Go on Billy. The lad needs initiation. And an awareness of Girish.

rimaldo · 31st July 2008, 08:58

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Originally Posted by BillyBob

Ghee is Indian clarified butter. its supposed to be for cooking but Girish uses it for..no, I can't say, it's too horrible.

no.....it can't be.........not..........not.........sandwiches!!!? ???

Anderson8 · 31st July 2008, 13:55

Welcome God Loves United and Red Norse. I remember God Loves United from the newbies, good poster.

ninja_alan · 31st July 2008, 16:49

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Originally Posted by Red Norse

Premature ejaculation, is that some fancy Anderson symbolism?

Anyway, I just got promoted from the the stinking cesspool that is the newbie forum, so I thought a quick intro was a good idea.

I'm another one of the annoying glory hunting Noggies out there. I've been reading a lot on the Caf, but it took me a while to join so I guess I won't be the most active lad in here.

Started watching some Utd games on telly around 86 I think, but wasn't really hooked until about 88. I saw Sparky in all his glory, probably kicking the living shit out of some poor defender and ending the move with a trademark scissor kick. He got me hooked and was my first and only idol on the pitch. Since then I've been addicted, and it's been an absolute joy so far (Unlike Ralphie88 I think the sun really does rise out of SAF's arse).

I haven't been at OT yet, which is a bit embarrassing considering how much I love the club and how close it is geographically. What can I say, sometimes life gets in the way of what really matters...

Anyway, I'm looking forward to trading insults with all you inbreds.

BTW, if this thread is anything to go by, there seems to be some sodomizing initiation phase. Can I give it a miss? I gave Marcosdeto a rimjob to get in here in the first place. That's got to count for something.

Welcome. Good to get more noggies on here.

GodlovesUnited · 31st July 2008, 16:57

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Originally Posted by Red Norse

Premature ejaculation, is that some fancy Anderson symbolism?.

No, it's a serious problem that many men suffer from. Aside from that, welcome Red Norse.

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Originally Posted by BillyBob

WAS fucking nice. It's burned to the ground, hasn't it?

It still is. The fire is right outside the park and shouldn't seriously damage it.

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Originally Posted by Anderson8

Welcome God Loves United and Red Norse. I remember God Loves United from the newbies, good poster.

Thanks mate.

mexos · 1st August 2008, 20:37

Promoted!

Well this is great, my genius mind has finally been noticed and awarded. Things was getting excruciating down in the newbs with all the wums prancing around.

As for my introduction; I'm yet another Norwegian.

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 20:39

my badgers of doom have dealt with the finnish, i think i may have to focus their attention on the norwegians now.

31st July 2008, 06:17	#846 (permalink)
Red Norse Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: There's hope in hanging snore Posts: 800	Premature ejaculation, is that some fancy Anderson symbolism? Anyway, I just got promoted from the the stinking cesspool that is the newbie forum, so I thought a quick intro was a good idea. I'm another one of the annoying glory hunting Noggies out there. I've been reading a lot on the Caf, but it took me a while to join so I guess I won't be the most active lad in here. Started watching some Utd games on telly around 86 I think, but wasn't really hooked until about 88. I saw Sparky in all his glory, probably kicking the living shit out of some poor defender and ending the move with a trademark scissor kick. He got me hooked and was my first and only idol on the pitch. Since then I've been addicted, and it's been an absolute joy so far (Unlike Ralphie88 I think the sun really does rise out of SAF's arse). I haven't been at OT yet, which is a bit embarrassing considering how much I love the club and how close it is geographically. What can I say, sometimes life gets in the way of what really matters... Anyway, I'm looking forward to trading insults with all you inbreds. BTW, if this thread is anything to go by, there seems to be some sodomizing initiation phase. Can I give it a miss? I gave Marcosdeto a rimjob to get in here in the first place. That's got to count for something.

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R.Nilsson7 First Team Sub Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Dimitar Berbatov's balcony Posts: 6,303	Not another norrman.

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Ander8on Pissface Bob for another 12 months Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Chorlton "Knowledge speaks, but Wisdom listens" Posts: 3,379	Welcome Red Norse. Now you have been officially promoted, you have to post in the "I Want Your Pics" thread - Tommy style.

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rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,666	excellent. lots of fresh meat. i’m about ready to get my freak on.

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BillyBob Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Singapore Posts: 511	Ghee is Indian clarified butter. its supposed to be for cooking but Girish uses it for..no, I can't say, it's too horrible.

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anver Shart stop Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Colombo. Sri-Lanka Posts: 1,373	Go on Billy. The lad needs initiation. And an awareness of Girish.

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Anderson8 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Doing the 'Samba' Dance with Ando or beating Tevez at Jenga! Posts: 2,203	Welcome God Loves United and Red Norse. I remember God Loves United from the newbies, good poster.

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mexos Reserve Team Player Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: On the pavement thinking about the government Posts: 927	Promoted! Well this is great, my genius mind has finally been noticed and awarded. Things was getting excruciating down in the newbs with all the wums prancing around. As for my introduction; I'm yet another Norwegian.

1st August 2008, 20:39	#869 (permalink)
rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,666	my badgers of doom have dealt with the finnish, i think i may have to focus their attention on the norwegians now.