Promoted Newbies introduce yourself

mexos · 1st August 2008, 20:52

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

back to the newbies with you. if you are not of a higher calibre than me you are the worst poster on here. had you said yes i would have fully endorsed your promotion. who promoted you?

Sultan did.

And I'm insulted that you haven't mentioned our PMs, did it mean so little to you?

marcosdeto · 1st August 2008, 20:53

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

indeed marcos. people like keyser are giving us a bad name. i long for the good old days when sexual predators were one of the most respected people around town.

incidently marcos, do you like cricket or dislike the poster addict?

cricket is for gays, and so is addict

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 20:54

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Originally Posted by mexos

Sultan did.

And I'm insulted that you haven't mentioned our PMs, did it mean so little to you?

sultan promoted me so he is obviously very clever and wise, he must have just dropped the ball on this one.

i get soooooo many pm's becuase of my sheer unprecedented level of popularity that it would be impossible to remember every one who has sent one to me.

VidaRed · 1st August 2008, 20:57

i see that the sexual predators are out in full force to taste new flesh

KeyserSoze · 1st August 2008, 20:57

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Originally Posted by marcosdeto

cricket is for gays, and so is addict

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 20:58

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Originally Posted by marcosdeto

cricket is for gays, and so is addict

i suppose one out of two isn't bad. anyway, i propose either a ban for addict or a tagline of "KP jinxer" after causing an england cricketer to get out earlier.

ENG v RSA 3rd Test...

no sooner had he posted the above did kevin pietersen, our best batsman get himself out. he is a liability. any help would be greatly appreciated.

Addict · 1st August 2008, 21:02

I said Ambrose would get 50! Look how well he is doing

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 21:04

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Originally Posted by Addict

I said Ambrose would get 50! Look how well he is doing

he is on 19. hardly anywhere near it yet. england are still 100+ runs light for me. only these extra 100+ runs will save you from have costing england this match. kp is getting a load of undeserved stick in the press because of you.

marcosdeto · 1st August 2008, 21:04

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Originally Posted by Addict

I said Ambrose would get 50! Look how well he is doing

50 what? inches of meat up his butt?

Addict · 1st August 2008, 21:07

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

he is on 19. hardly anywhere near it yet. england are still 100+ runs light for me. only these extra 100+ runs will save you from have costing england this match. kp is getting a load of undeserved stick in the press because of you.

19 better than he normally gets. He will have a 50 tomorrow I am certain. 100 runs will be easy tomorrow 4 wickets left and Collingwood looks good. Only danger is the new ball in the morning.

Yep all my fault. Blame me for KP getting out!

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Originally Posted by marcosdeto

50 what? inches of meat up his butt?

50 runs you gayer!

marcosdeto · 1st August 2008, 21:12

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Originally Posted by Addict

19 better than he normally gets. He will have a 50 tomorrow I am certain. 100 runs will be easy tomorrow 4 wickets left and Collingwood looks good. Only danger is the new ball in the morning.

Yep all my fault. Blame me for KP getting out!

50 runs you gayer!

he ran 50 times? wow!!!!! cant wait to see that!!!!!

but now i'm watching paint get dry, so cricket will have to wait a couple of hours or so

Addict · 1st August 2008, 21:25

Cricket is not boring! Test match cricket is my favourite.. 5 days of cricket

I bet you would like cricket if Argentina were any good at it.........

Mihajlovic · 1st August 2008, 22:08

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Originally Posted by Addict

Cricket is not boring! Test match cricket is my favourite.. 5 days of cricket

I bet you would like cricket if Argentina were any good at it.........

cricket is horrible. burn in hell.

I_live_cement · 1st August 2008, 22:20

Seems to be another spurt of newbies recently.

Welcome mexos enjoy your stay.

Alex · 1st August 2008, 22:33

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Originally Posted by I_live_cement

Seems to be another spurt of newbies recently.

Welcome mexos enjoy your stay.

i agree i noticed it too

Cole9 · 1st August 2008, 23:07

Hello everyone.

WeasteDevil · 1st August 2008, 23:09

Hello!

My name is Weaste.

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 23:12

marcos, after slating cricket my love for you has fallen 5%. i know only love you 147%. think about that the next time you slate the best game outside of football.

i agree addict, you can't get better than a bit of test match cricket. it is sensible chaps like you and i who will keep it ahead of twenty20 as the pinnacle of the game. i still think you are gay for getting kp out though. reet bastard.

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 23:16

hello weaste. welcome to the main forum. take it easy whilst you find your feet up here. would you like to be my friend?

Nistelrooy10 · 1st August 2008, 23:16

Hello!

I want to welcome the new guys/gals. I hope you have fun here, and that you behave, I don't like having to use the banning stick

WeasteDevil · 1st August 2008, 23:17

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

hello weaste. welcome to the main forum. take it easy whilst you find your feet up here. would you like to be my friend?

Any rimming involved?

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 23:18

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Originally Posted by WeasteDevil

Any rimming involved?

it is totally optional but definitely encouraged.

Cole9 · 1st August 2008, 23:21

Ah the infamous Rimaldo. You're talked about like an urban legend in the newbies, I've been warned about you!

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 23:22

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Originally Posted by Cole9

Ah the infamous Rimaldo. You're talked about like an urban legend in the newbies, I've been warned about you!

i trust you have only heard good things, i am as harmless as they come.

wanna make out?

Addict · 1st August 2008, 23:23

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

marcos, after slating cricket my love for you has fallen 5%. i know only love you 147%. think about that the next time you slate the best game outside of football.

i agree addict, you can't get better than a bit of test match cricket. it is sensible chaps like you and i who will keep it ahead of twenty20 as the pinnacle of the game. i still think you are gay for getting kp out though. reet bastard.

Yep completely agree, test match cricket >>>>> twenty20

Welcome cole9

Cole9 · 1st August 2008, 23:26

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

i trust you have only heard good things, i am as harmless as they come.

wanna make out?

...and it begins.

Addict · 1st August 2008, 23:29

Tell us about yourself then Cole9

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 23:30

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Originally Posted by Cole9

...and it begins.

is that a yes or no? i will be gentle if you like. that is a lie, i am an animalistic lover and will ravage you senseless, you shall be ruined for other men.

rimaldo · 1st August 2008, 23:31

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Originally Posted by Addict

Tell us about yourself then Cole9

he is 27, 6 foot 2, brown hair and blue eyes. he likes long walks in the country, meals out at restaurants and s&m.

I_live_cement · 1st August 2008, 23:43

Welcome Colenine.

My my, this is quite a spurt.

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VidaRed First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 8,573	i see that the sexual predators are out in full force to taste new flesh

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Addict Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: PM me for free £25 on Betfair.com/free €20 on Bwin.com Posts: 3,105	Cricket is not boring! Test match cricket is my favourite.. 5 days of cricket I bet you would like cricket if Argentina were any good at it.........

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rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,666	marcos, after slating cricket my love for you has fallen 5%. i know only love you 147%. think about that the next time you slate the best game outside of football. i agree addict, you can't get better than a bit of test match cricket. it is sensible chaps like you and i who will keep it ahead of twenty20 as the pinnacle of the game. i still think you are gay for getting kp out though. reet bastard.

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rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,666	hello weaste. welcome to the main forum. take it easy whilst you find your feet up here. would you like to be my friend?

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Nistelrooy10 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 3,519	Hello! I want to welcome the new guys/gals. I hope you have fun here, and that you behave, I don't like having to use the banning stick

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Cole9 Youth Team Player Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 234	Ah the infamous Rimaldo. You're talked about like an urban legend in the newbies, I've been warned about you!

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