Promoted Newbies introduce yourself

Wit Tanker · 22nd February 2008, 15:51

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Originally Posted by Suresh

Marcos!

Or Girish?

Alex · 22nd February 2008, 16:53

Wit Tanker hahahaha

goldenballs · 22nd February 2008, 19:15

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Originally Posted by Sultan

I'm just concerned the big boys hijacking the thread.

Don't know about it being hijacked, but Suresh didn't waste any time in his grooming and pilfering of lunch money!!!!!

Bet he keeps the blue smarties to one side for such occasions as these!!

sammsky1 · 22nd February 2008, 20:59

Hello. I’m from London, in my early 30's. Supported United since 1982.

Have been reading this blog off and on for past few years. Great way to 'read the pulse'. Joined recently and was kindly promoted by the wonderful SULTAN.

Went To Manchester University between 1992/95 and loved those long nights in the Hacienda and in PSV in Hulme! Was outside OT that night in 1993 when we won the title back after 26 years. Managed to blag a prawn sandwich at the Nou Camp, May 1999, and had the privilege to truly understand the word 'bonkers'. What a night. Ah, can still feel that feeling!

Fav players of current team is Rooney & Giggs by a mile. And I will challange you to fisticuffs at dawn should anyone ever blaspheme against SAF; he is my role model on so many aspects of living life.

Got hammered for suggesting that Ronaldo 'went missing' vs Lyon and learnt an early lesson on choosing the correct language or be branded a 'fucking clueless muppet' by all Ronaldo admirers!

Dinner money available via Direct Debit for the 'big boys', just leave me your account details.

Utd heap · 22nd February 2008, 21:46

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Originally Posted by sammsky1

Hello. I’m from London, in my early 30's. Supported United since 1982.

Have been reading this blog off and on for past few years. Great way to 'read the pulse'. Joined recently and was kindly promoted by the wonderful SULTAN.

Went To Manchester University between 1992/95 and loved those long nights in the Hacienda and in PSV in Hulme! Was outside OT that night in 1993 when we won the title back after 26 years. Managed to blag a prawn sandwich at the Nou Camp, May 1999, and had the privilege to truly understand the word 'bonkers'. What a night. Ah, can still feel that feeling!

Fav player of current team is Rooney & Giggs by a mile. And I will challange you to fisticuffs at dawn should anyone ever blaspheme against SAF; he is my role model on so many aspects of living life.

Got hammered for suggesting that Ronaldo 'went missing' vs Lyon and learnt an early lesson on choosing the correct language or be branded a 'fucking clueless Muppet' by all Ronaldo admirers!

Dinner money available via Direct Debit for the 'big boys', just leave me your account details.

Now that's a proper introduction.
Ditto, with the favourite players.

golden_blunder · 23rd February 2008, 00:40

nice introduction Sammsky. The others are fucking spammers. Off with their heads!

Pimpmofo · 23rd February 2008, 03:45

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Originally Posted by pert

This is me. That's my sister holding me up. Mom couldn't be there, she was milking the goat. Dad is a prostitute and we don't talk to him anymore, but I am named after his boss, who did so much for our family. Thanks to pert for finding this picture of me, we all thought it got lost in the monsoon.

Alex · 23rd February 2008, 04:02

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Originally Posted by Pimpmofo

This is me. That's my sister holding me up. Mom couldn't be there, she was milking the goat. Dad is a prostitute and we don't talk to him anymore, but I am named after his boss, who did so much for our family. Thanks to pert for finding this picture of me, we all thought it got lost in the monsoon.

3Sixty · 23rd February 2008, 12:33

Hi I'm Kane, i support Southampton.

So..... Hi.

RedDevil#26655 · 23rd February 2008, 12:48

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Originally Posted by 3Sixty

Hi I'm Kane, i support Southampton.

So..... Hi.

You are now my bitch

I_live_cement · 23rd February 2008, 15:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pimpmofo

This is me. That's my sister holding me up. Mom couldn't be there, she was milking the goat. Dad is a prostitute and we don't talk to him anymore, but I am named after his boss, who did so much for our family. Thanks to pert for finding this picture of me, we all thought it got lost in the monsoon.

VidaRed · 24th February 2008, 02:37

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Originally Posted by Pimpmofo

This is me. That's my sister holding me up. Mom couldn't be there, she was milking the goat. Dad is a prostitute and we don't talk to him anymore, but I am named after his boss, who did so much for our family. Thanks to pert for finding this picture of me, we all thought it got lost in the monsoon.

are you on drugs ?

Hectic · 24th February 2008, 02:43

Hello everyone.

I'm Hectic. It's taken me just over 18,000 posts to get out of the newbies but I had faith in the system. My favourite colour is blue, and my lucky number is three. I once smashed a window with a golf ball, I regret it now and play russian roulette every night to escape the pain. My favourite player is O'shea, he reminds me of myself, we both look illiterate.

Spammy · 24th February 2008, 02:53

That's a bit harsh on Brad, I wouldn't say he looks illiterate, just a bit poncy.

Hectic · 24th February 2008, 02:53

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Originally Posted by Spammy

That's a bit harsh on Brad, I wouldn't say he looks illiterate, just a bit poncy.

I knew someone would point it out. When do you sleep Spammy?

Pimpmofo · 24th February 2008, 03:15

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Originally Posted by VidaRed

are you on drugs ?

Yes.

Hope this helps

pert · 24th February 2008, 03:24

What drugs do you do Pimpy

Alex · 24th February 2008, 03:29

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Originally Posted by Pimpmofo

Yes.

Hope this helps

One of the reasons I adopted you

GazM · 24th February 2008, 03:56

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Originally Posted by Tyrone1

Cool, Did you know my name is also a county???

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Originally Posted by Van Piorsing

Now I know... in Northern Ireland.

Just googled it.

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Originally Posted by Tyrone1

Thats right, in northern northern Ireland.

I know, I live there

Roger · 24th February 2008, 08:18

Hello

My name is Roger

My favourite football team is Manchester Utd.

My hobbies are stamp collecting, and rimming the dead

I work at an undertakers.

I have a wooden leg. I'ts not mine though.

I live in a big white building with my wife, Brian.

Only joking.

Stamp collecting is for wierdos.

Alex · 24th February 2008, 08:19

Roger you are about as new as peanut butter

Roger · 24th February 2008, 08:22

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Originally Posted by Alex

Roger you are about as new as peanut butter

I forgot. My favourite food is peanut butter.

Alex · 24th February 2008, 08:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roger

I forgot. My favourite food is peanut butter.

marcosdeto · 24th February 2008, 09:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roger

Hello

My name is Roger

My favourite football team is Manchester Utd.

My hobbies are stamp collecting, and rimming the dead

I work at an undertakers.

I have a wooden leg. I'ts not mine though.

I live in a big white building with my wife, Brian.

Only joking.

Stamp collecting is for wierdos.

PJ · 24th February 2008, 22:14

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Originally Posted by GazM

I know, I live there

unlucky there, you should move to the dark side (derry!)

Hoof The Ball · 25th February 2008, 01:29

Okay, here goes

I go by the name of Hoof The Ball, but you can call me Hoof. No, I'm not a big fan of the lump it up the field game. I decided to have a nice random name that didn't include the gayness of having a players name with some random number attached to it.

So, I'm 26 years young and I'm married to my missus, Christy (who is a Texan). I'm currently living in Dallas at the moment, but we're moving back to England in a couple of days. I work/have worked here in Texas for the State Governenment working in the Child Support Division for the four years since I've been here.

The weather is hot, but I still don't have a tan.

I'm also a partly trained Chef, and when I return back to England, I'm going straight back into culinary school to learn how to be the next Gordon Ramsay so I can shout Fecking at my staff all the time.

I've been a United fan since I was a wee nipper. United's illustrious history and a deep passion for the first player that I ever idolised, Sparky, was the catalyst for my love affair with United. It's been my absolute pleasure to share with other United fans the highs and the lows of our glorious club, to defend the honour of the club for as long as I am physically able to.

Ronaldo is my current favourite player, although I purposedly tried not to like him so much as I didn't want to be a complete muppet of a fanboy. I failed miserably of course, and now find myself mixed in amongst the Ronaldo hysteria, and rightly so.

I love playing football at the weekends, watching a bit of Boxing, like to read a bit and can often be found expoliting the music industry by downloading off Limewire

pert · 25th February 2008, 01:32

Big Christy eh?

Got any pictures, sounds nice btw

Hoof The Ball · 25th February 2008, 03:16

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Originally Posted by pert

Big Christy eh?

Got any pictures, sounds nice btw

I've seen what you guys do with photos.....ahem caftards, photoshop.....ahem...

Maybe if you ask nicely

pert · 25th February 2008, 03:31

Please, in exchange I will post a picture of big Sharon

22nd February 2008, 16:53	#82 (permalink)
Alex First team crossdresser Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 39°44′21″N 104°59′5″W Posts: 12,852	Wit Tanker hahahaha

22nd February 2008, 20:59	#84 (permalink)
sammsky1 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: London Posts: 1,597	Hello. I’m from London, in my early 30's. Supported United since 1982. Have been reading this blog off and on for past few years. Great way to 'read the pulse'. Joined recently and was kindly promoted by the wonderful SULTAN. Went To Manchester University between 1992/95 and loved those long nights in the Hacienda and in PSV in Hulme! Was outside OT that night in 1993 when we won the title back after 26 years. Managed to blag a prawn sandwich at the Nou Camp, May 1999, and had the privilege to truly understand the word 'bonkers'. What a night. Ah, can still feel that feeling! Fav players of current team is Rooney & Giggs by a mile. And I will challange you to fisticuffs at dawn should anyone ever blaspheme against SAF; he is my role model on so many aspects of living life. Got hammered for suggesting that Ronaldo 'went missing' vs Lyon and learnt an early lesson on choosing the correct language or be branded a 'fucking clueless muppet' by all Ronaldo admirers! Dinner money available via Direct Debit for the 'big boys', just leave me your account details.

23rd February 2008, 00:40	#86 (permalink)
golden_blunder Admin Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Swimming against a tide of shite Posts: 42,918	nice introduction Sammsky. The others are fucking spammers. Off with their heads!

23rd February 2008, 12:33	#89 (permalink)
3Sixty Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St Marys Dugout Posts: 918	Hi I'm Kane, i support Southampton. So..... Hi.

24th February 2008, 02:43	#93 (permalink)
Hectic Der UberMod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Secret Conspiracy... Posts: 20,965	Hello everyone. I'm Hectic. It's taken me just over 18,000 posts to get out of the newbies but I had faith in the system. My favourite colour is blue, and my lucky number is three. I once smashed a window with a golf ball, I regret it now and play russian roulette every night to escape the pain. My favourite player is O'shea, he reminds me of myself, we both look illiterate.

24th February 2008, 02:53	#94 (permalink)
Spammy Struggling to make the reserves Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Yeah? Posts: 11,257	That's a bit harsh on Brad, I wouldn't say he looks illiterate, just a bit poncy.

24th February 2008, 03:24	#97 (permalink)
pert Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,167	What drugs do you do Pimpy

24th February 2008, 08:18	#100 (permalink)
Roger Reserve Team Player Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: In a pool of vomit and faeces AKA-Swindon Posts: 1,616	Hello My name is Roger My favourite football team is Manchester Utd. My hobbies are stamp collecting, and rimming the dead I work at an undertakers. I have a wooden leg. I'ts not mine though. I live in a big white building with my wife, Brian. Only joking. Stamp collecting is for wierdos.

24th February 2008, 08:19	#101 (permalink)
Alex First team crossdresser Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 39°44′21″N 104°59′5″W Posts: 12,852	Roger you are about as new as peanut butter

25th February 2008, 01:29	#106 (permalink)
Hoof The Ball Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Centre-Circle of the Theatre of Dreams Posts: 753	Okay, here goes I go by the name of Hoof The Ball, but you can call me Hoof. No, I'm not a big fan of the lump it up the field game. I decided to have a nice random name that didn't include the gayness of having a players name with some random number attached to it. So, I'm 26 years young and I'm married to my missus, Christy (who is a Texan). I'm currently living in Dallas at the moment, but we're moving back to England in a couple of days. I work/have worked here in Texas for the State Governenment working in the Child Support Division for the four years since I've been here. The weather is hot, but I still don't have a tan. I'm also a partly trained Chef, and when I return back to England, I'm going straight back into culinary school to learn how to be the next Gordon Ramsay so I can shout Fecking at my staff all the time. I've been a United fan since I was a wee nipper. United's illustrious history and a deep passion for the first player that I ever idolised, Sparky, was the catalyst for my love affair with United. It's been my absolute pleasure to share with other United fans the highs and the lows of our glorious club, to defend the honour of the club for as long as I am physically able to. Ronaldo is my current favourite player, although I purposedly tried not to like him so much as I didn't want to be a complete muppet of a fanboy. I failed miserably of course, and now find myself mixed in amongst the Ronaldo hysteria, and rightly so. I love playing football at the weekends, watching a bit of Boxing, like to read a bit and can often be found expoliting the music industry by downloading off Limewire

25th February 2008, 01:32	#107 (permalink)
pert Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,167	Big Christy eh? Got any pictures, sounds nice btw

25th February 2008, 03:31	#109 (permalink)
pert Banned Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,167	Please, in exchange I will post a picture of big Sharon