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Old 4th April 2008, 01:03   #281 (permalink)
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It's clear that it's mine.
Well I don't see marcos denying it

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Fuck off!

I love cock is 10x funnier
Change them both, at least you can't fit cock into my name.
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Old 4th April 2008, 01:07   #282 (permalink)
 
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Fuck off!

I love cock is 10x funnier
in a few words, you are a cock addict


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Well I don't see marcos denying it
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Old 4th April 2008, 01:07   #283 (permalink)
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did you really have that username?
Basically the whole forum did at one point: Bored: Any Mods up for some forum olympics ***posters plz don't open this thread***
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Old 4th April 2008, 01:10   #284 (permalink)
 
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now i remember that thread

i was smart enough to stay away from it
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Old 4th April 2008, 13:19   #285 (permalink)
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the last batch were cockheads
That is not true, we have been nothing but excellent.
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Old 4th April 2008, 13:25   #286 (permalink)
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too many twats
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Old 7th April 2008, 19:14   #287 (permalink)
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Greetings, I am 711, and I support Manchester United.

I promise to post intelligently on football matters, and not to mix with that dodgy lot down in the General section, or to call anyone a cunt. Obviously I had to say cunt then, that was a necessary cunt, an illustrative cunt if you will, not a frivolous cunt or a gratuitous cunt or an unnecessarily offensive cunt. In fact I suppose it's fair to say that all cunts are different, or that no two cunts are the same, even.

Oh well, back to the newbies then.

Hang on, did I say cunt? I meant kuyt.
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Old 7th April 2008, 19:15   #288 (permalink)
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What is wrong with the French you prick
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Old 7th April 2008, 19:16   #289 (permalink)
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Old 7th April 2008, 19:18   #290 (permalink)
 
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Old 7th April 2008, 19:29   #291 (permalink)
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Who let this cunt in?

Fucks sake Marcos, I'm gonna give you the full 12" this time.
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Old 7th April 2008, 19:30   #292 (permalink)
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cunts

I like you already!
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Old 7th April 2008, 19:34   #293 (permalink)
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I've just seen his location.

He'll do for me.
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Old 11th April 2008, 22:12   #294 (permalink)
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This is like suicide posting in this thread tbh I will be shot down instantly... oh well..

Hey... umm... I support Manchster United, I'm a monkey hanger, and that's about it really
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Old 11th April 2008, 22:19   #295 (permalink)
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This is like suicide posting in this thread tbh I will be shot down instantly... oh well..

Hey... umm... I support Manchster United, I'm a monkey hanger, and that's about it really
Wanker
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Old 11th April 2008, 22:20   #296 (permalink)
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You know me too well already!
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Old 11th April 2008, 22:21   #297 (permalink)
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You know me too well already!
We've just got rid of the last bunch on knobs, and we let more in.

I hope you get e-aids.
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Old 11th April 2008, 22:27   #298 (permalink)
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I don't trust you Slevin, I don't trust you one little bit. I am suspicious of your motives.
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Old 11th April 2008, 22:29   #299 (permalink)
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He's from Hartlepool
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Old 11th April 2008, 22:29   #300 (permalink)
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I don't trust you Slevin, I don't trust you one little bit. I am suspicious of your motives.
He's from Hartlepool, maybe we shouldn't be so hard on him, he's got it tough as it is.
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Old 11th April 2008, 22:29   #301 (permalink)
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He's from Hartlepool
Fucks sake Heap
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Old 11th April 2008, 22:31   #302 (permalink)
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I'm too quick for you Nome.
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Old 11th April 2008, 22:32   #303 (permalink)
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I'm too quick for you Nome.
Your missus said the same about you Heap.
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Old 11th April 2008, 22:33   #304 (permalink)
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Old 11th April 2008, 22:34   #305 (permalink)
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Old 11th April 2008, 22:35   #306 (permalink)
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He's from Hartlepool, maybe we shouldn't be so hard on him, he's got it tough as it is.
This just makes me even more suspicious. Look what I found:

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/te...4229-20128182/

He's come here to kill us all, hasn't he?
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Old 11th April 2008, 22:36   #307 (permalink)
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I'm about ten years away from having a wife, but all the same, this cuts me deep (potential for another one there Nome).
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Old 11th April 2008, 22:37   #308 (permalink)
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This just makes me even more suspicious. Look what I found:

http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/te...4229-20128182/
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Teen held in Hartlepool murder probe
Nov 19 2007 Evening Gazette

A murder probe is underway after the body of a man was found on Teesside early today.

Police were called to a house in Helmsley Street, Hartlepool, sometime before 5am. The man’s body was found inside.

A Cleveland Police spokesman said: “Police are investigating an offence of murder arising from an incident in the early hours.

“Police were called to Helmsley Street in the Dyke House area where they discovered the body of an adult male inside the house.

“An 18-year-old man was arrested at the scene and is presently in custody at Hartlepool police office.”

Details of the dead man have not been released.
So they let you post from the police station these days
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Old 11th April 2008, 22:39   #309 (permalink)
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I'm about ten years away from having a wife, but all the same, this cuts me deep (potential for another one there Nome).


Oh well, the though was there.

Anyway back to Slevin................guilty as sin if you ask me.
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