Promoted Newbies introduce yourself

711 · 13th April 2008, 15:02

I reckon more than one cock, they had to ban half the cafe to make room for him.

Ecroyd · 13th April 2008, 15:09

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Originally Posted by marcosdeto

who cares? i want to know what cock did you suck to get promoted before 150 rep points

btw, welcome to the nuthouse

true also how did he get a tag line so fASt

I_live_cement · 13th April 2008, 15:20

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Originally Posted by Ecroyd

true also how did he get a tag line so fASt

I got mine in the newbies too, I think you just have to be super cool.

marcosdeto · 13th April 2008, 16:58

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Originally Posted by I_live_cement

I got mine in the newbies too, I think you just have to be super cool.

or super freak

Mihajlovic · 13th April 2008, 17:32

all you people have extra large arseholes

Slugger · 13th April 2008, 19:10

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Originally Posted by marcosdeto

who cares? i want to know what cock did you suck to get promoted before 150 rep points

btw, welcome to the nuthouse

I dont kiss kiss and tell

It was Sultan

iPete · 15th April 2008, 22:03

Hi there, Caf'ities!
A promotion? At least there was something good came out of this day - home with the flu for the second day. I'm from Greenland. And how do you end up support United being from Greenland? Well, I grew up in the 80's and all my mates supported liverpool, the same mates who played in the other football team in my hometown. Don't know if it was all in spite that I chose United, but apparently it was my dad's team also

RedNome · 15th April 2008, 22:06

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Originally Posted by PeteReDevil

Hi there, Caf'ities!
A promotion? At least there was something good came out of this day - home with the flu for the second day. I'm from Greenland. And how do you end up support United being from Greenland? Well, I grew up in the 80's and all my mates supported liverpool, the same mates who played in the other football team in my hometown. Don't know if it was all in spite that I chose United, but apparently it was my dad's team also

Sorry mate, there's actually been a mistake, it wasn't you we meant to promote this time, we're going to have to send you back in a minute as it isn't fair on the one that was supposed to come up.

Sorry, your time will come soon enough though.

iPete · 15th April 2008, 22:09

:lol that explains it

RedNome · 15th April 2008, 22:13

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Originally Posted by PeteReDevil

:lol that explains it

It's not a laughing matter mate, heads are going to role over this I can tell you.

I can not appologise enough for this, are you ready to go back then?

I_live_cement · 15th April 2008, 22:16

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Originally Posted by PeteReDevil

Hi there, Caf'ities!
A promotion? At least there was something good came out of this day - home with the flu for the second day. I'm from Greenland. And how do you end up support United being from Greenland? Well, I grew up in the 80's and all my mates supported liverpool, the same mates who played in the other football team in my hometown. Don't know if it was all in spite that I chose United, but apparently it was my dad's team also

Immature's back, Greenland my arse.

iPete · 15th April 2008, 22:16

If you know it's a mistake, then you surely know who promoted me then?

iPete · 15th April 2008, 22:17

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Originally Posted by I_live_cement

Immature's back, Greenland my arse.

heard of that guy!

I_live_cement · 15th April 2008, 22:19

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Originally Posted by PeteReDevil

heard of that guy!

It's not hard when you are him.

RedNome · 15th April 2008, 22:21

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Originally Posted by PeteReDevil

If you know it's a mistake, then you surely know who promoted me then?

Yes I do, and I can tell you I'll be sure to be having words with him about it, we did actually discuss this at length too, so I'm not really sure how it's happened.

I'm having a few problems with the forum software right now, bear with me though and I'll have this sorted in no time mate.

Once again, appologies

iPete · 15th April 2008, 22:23

VidaRed · 15th April 2008, 22:24

kin'ell !! the swine took 5 months to get off the newbies

I_live_cement · 15th April 2008, 22:25

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Originally Posted by VidaRed

kin'ell !! the swine took 5 months to get off the newbies

He's only got 3 posts per day though.

711 · 15th April 2008, 22:25

What hometown? It's well known Greenland has no towns.

iPete · 15th April 2008, 22:29

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Originally Posted by 711

What hometown? It's well known Greenland has no towns.

Hometown

711 · 15th April 2008, 22:30

If you are really from Greenland what is your favourite fish?

711 · 15th April 2008, 22:30

Too slow. A real Greenlander would have written 4 pages about fish by now.

I_live_cement · 15th April 2008, 22:31

Greenland has computers? A communal one I suppose?

iPete · 15th April 2008, 22:32

Fish is for danes and other pale scandinavians

Up here it's seal meat and blubber

711 · 15th April 2008, 22:34

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Originally Posted by PeteReDevil

Fish is for danes and other pale scandinavians

Up here it's seal meat and blubber

I'd blubber if I had to eat seal meat.

Sultan · 15th April 2008, 22:35

Don't let them down grind you down Pete.

iPete · 15th April 2008, 22:38

As long as I'm not blinded with transfer threads

a_devil_inside · 15th April 2008, 23:00

Pete I have a job vacancy going to be my redcafe bitch, would you be interested?

Ceks · 3rd May 2008, 01:15

Hi Im cekscrayons. My real name is matt.

Been reading this forum for nearly 4 years. Although none of you will know me, I have read your posts for years, and have a good idea of who you all are.

I was attracted to this forum because there are a lot of quality posters, and I think all the mods/admins do an excellent job in running this site.

It took me a long time to sign up to the site, but im glad im finally here now.

Was wondering how I go about getting my status changed from 'youth team player'. Not that I mind it, but it would be helpful if some sort of reference to Arsenal was put their instead. I don't mind what you put, be as whitty as you like. Its just ive already been acused of being a scouser in the short time i've been here.

Cheers

marcosdeto · 3rd May 2008, 01:27

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Originally Posted by cekscrayons

Hi Im cekscrayons. My real name is matt.

Been reading this forum for nearly 4 years. Although none of you will know me, I have read your posts for years, and have a good idea of who you all are.

I was attracted to this forum because there are a lot of quality posters, and I think all the mods/admins do an excellent job in running this site.

It took me a long time to sign up to the site, but im glad im finally here now.

Was wondering how I go about getting my status changed from 'youth team player'. Not that I mind it, but it would be helpful if some sort of reference to Arsenal was put their instead. I don't mind what you put, be as whitty as you like. Its just ive already been acused of being a scouser in the short time i've been here.

Cheers

maybe the Torres>Tevez thingy in your "location" gave them a wrong idea

and never ask for a tagline, trust me, no good can come of that

welcome

13th April 2008, 15:02	#321 (permalink)
711 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: May I suggest a regimental crest of two crossed dead Frenchmen, emblazoned on a mound of dead Frenchmen motif? Posts: 1,753	I reckon more than one cock, they had to ban half the cafe to make room for him.

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Mihajlovic Its Baltic! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Смрт Xакерима Posts: 6,666	all you people have extra large arseholes

15th April 2008, 22:03	#327 (permalink)
iPete Previously: PeteReDevil Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: I....declare...BANKRUPTCYYYY!!! Posts: 1,323	Hi there, Caf'ities! A promotion? At least there was something good came out of this day - home with the flu for the second day. I'm from Greenland. And how do you end up support United being from Greenland? Well, I grew up in the 80's and all my mates supported liverpool, the same mates who played in the other football team in my hometown. Don't know if it was all in spite that I chose United, but apparently it was my dad's team also

15th April 2008, 22:09	#329 (permalink)
iPete Previously: PeteReDevil Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: I....declare...BANKRUPTCYYYY!!! Posts: 1,323	:lol that explains it

15th April 2008, 22:16	#332 (permalink)
iPete Previously: PeteReDevil Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: I....declare...BANKRUPTCYYYY!!! Posts: 1,323	If you know it's a mistake, then you surely know who promoted me then?

15th April 2008, 22:23	#336 (permalink)
iPete Previously: PeteReDevil Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: I....declare...BANKRUPTCYYYY!!! Posts: 1,323

15th April 2008, 22:24	#337 (permalink)
VidaRed First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 8,573	kin'ell !! the swine took 5 months to get off the newbies

15th April 2008, 22:25	#339 (permalink)
711 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: May I suggest a regimental crest of two crossed dead Frenchmen, emblazoned on a mound of dead Frenchmen motif? Posts: 1,753	What hometown? It's well known Greenland has no towns.

15th April 2008, 22:30	#341 (permalink)
711 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: May I suggest a regimental crest of two crossed dead Frenchmen, emblazoned on a mound of dead Frenchmen motif? Posts: 1,753	If you are really from Greenland what is your favourite fish?

15th April 2008, 22:30	#342 (permalink)
711 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: May I suggest a regimental crest of two crossed dead Frenchmen, emblazoned on a mound of dead Frenchmen motif? Posts: 1,753	Too slow. A real Greenlander would have written 4 pages about fish by now.

15th April 2008, 22:31	#343 (permalink)
I_live_cement Cat freak Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lancashire Posts: 5,440	Greenland has computers? A communal one I suppose?

15th April 2008, 22:32	#344 (permalink)
iPete Previously: PeteReDevil Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: I....declare...BANKRUPTCYYYY!!! Posts: 1,323	Fish is for danes and other pale scandinavians Up here it's seal meat and blubber

15th April 2008, 22:35	#346 (permalink)
Sultan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown Posts: 16,775	Don't let them down grind you down Pete.

15th April 2008, 22:38	#347 (permalink)
iPete Previously: PeteReDevil Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: I....declare...BANKRUPTCYYYY!!! Posts: 1,323	As long as I'm not blinded with transfer threads

15th April 2008, 23:00	#348 (permalink)
a_devil_inside Big footed hermaphrodite Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Little Britain Posts: 25,797	Pete I have a job vacancy going to be my redcafe bitch, would you be interested?

3rd May 2008, 01:15	#349 (permalink)
Ceks Cekscrayons Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 'Everyone thinks they have the prettiest wife at home' 'I think the word is respect. I can’t say there is friendship on both sides.' - Arsene Wenger Posts: 1,925	Hi Im cekscrayons. My real name is matt. Been reading this forum for nearly 4 years. Although none of you will know me, I have read your posts for years, and have a good idea of who you all are. I was attracted to this forum because there are a lot of quality posters, and I think all the mods/admins do an excellent job in running this site. It took me a long time to sign up to the site, but im glad im finally here now. Was wondering how I go about getting my status changed from 'youth team player'. Not that I mind it, but it would be helpful if some sort of reference to Arsenal was put their instead. I don't mind what you put, be as whitty as you like. Its just ive already been acused of being a scouser in the short time i've been here. Cheers

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gerrydaly Praying to have a guy on top of him Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Lancashire Posts: 1,226