The REAL Allison Stokke FanClub [The Allison Stokke FanClub Splinter-Thread]

ciderman9000000 · 25th March 2007, 02:33

necessary?

Dave_B · 25th March 2007, 02:36

From looking at some of the pics in there I'd say YES!

Retirantmobs · 25th March 2007, 02:37

I'll join the one with the best pics, the 1st one to get one of her naked wins my permanent membership.

Nialler · 25th March 2007, 02:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retirantmobs

I'll join the one with the best pics, the 1st one to get one of her naked wins my permanent membership.

me too

ciderman9000000 · 25th March 2007, 02:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retirantmobs

I'll join the one with the best pics, the 1st one to get one of her naked wins my permanent membership.

you'll have to give me a couple of days, anyone know where she lives? I'll also need a digital camera, some camo-gear, and a 3ltr bottle of frosty jacks.

ciderman9000000 · 25th March 2007, 02:58

this deserves to be posted again...

Spammy · 25th March 2007, 03:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciderman9000000

this deserves to be posted again...

That picture is incredible, well done baz for finding it.

MarliMan · 25th March 2007, 03:22

better than that chick from the girl next door spammy? what say you

ciderman9000000 · 25th March 2007, 03:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spammy

That picture is incredible, well done baz for finding it.

as you already know Spammy; Baz is the leader of the Allison Stokke FanClub (or 'the other place' as it shall be known as here) and mentioning his name in the REAL Allison Stokke FanClub is prohibited on punishment of banning. Please remember this if you're tempted to mention him again.

Spammy · 25th March 2007, 03:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarliMan

better than that chick from the girl next door spammy? what say you

Nah, not enough pics of her to really challenge Elisha Cuthbert.

Spammy · 25th March 2007, 03:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciderman9000000

as you already know Spammy; Baz is the leader of the Allison Stokke FanClub (or 'the other place' as it shall be known as here) and mentioning his name in the REAL Allison Stokke FanClub is prohibited on punishment of banning. Please remember this if you're tempted to mention him again.

Sorry about mentioning bazalini, I shall never utter the word bazalini or be so quick to mention bazalini ever again. Even though as you rightfully stated that bazalini is the founding member of the Stokke fan club.

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Donadol · 25th March 2007, 10:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spammy

Nah, not enough pics of her to really challenge Elisha Cuthbert.

Cuthbert has a moustache...that put me off more than anything ever could.

Stokkes for me...I'm marrying this girl someday.

UBERScholes · 25th March 2007, 10:25

Maybe this could be the Eirik Bakke fan club instead?

25th March 2007, 12:09

This Alison is better, she gets her tits out and everything.

Rossi19 · 25th March 2007, 12:17

Ah yes, I'm a big fan of Alison Angel's work, and Kate from Kate's Playground.

Yum

Still not as fit as Stokkey though.

MrMarcello · 26th March 2007, 03:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spammy

That picture is incredible, well done baz for finding it.

Ummm... I discovered her and posted the image. Baz started a thread dedicated to her.

All hail me.

B Cantona · 26th March 2007, 04:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by WeasteDevil

This Alison is better, she gets her tits out and everything

You liar Weaste. I've been staring at that picture for 20 minutes and she's not taken her bra off once...

Spammy · 26th March 2007, 10:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMarcello

Ummm... I discovered her and posted the image. Baz started a thread dedicated to her.

All hail me.

I'm so sorry, all hail your new king!

King Marcello

Spammy · 26th March 2007, 10:52

Just because the above birds get their tits and gashs out, doesn't make them more attractive than Allison Stokke.

marcosdeto · 26th March 2007, 12:27

ok, this fan club sucks

only one pic of the idol

i'm going with bazalini

ciderman9000000 · 26th March 2007, 13:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spammy

Just because the above birds get their tits and gashs out, doesn't make them more attractive than Allison Stokke.

You're right, of course, this fanclub has lost it's way, we have been seduced by birds that get their tits and gashes out who are clearly nowhere near as fit as Stokke. But do not fear my friends, do not turn to the Baz-side, we have been led like lambs to the porno but we shall return! We shall re-group and love Allison Stokke even more than ever before!!!

[starts slow clap]

Stokke

Stokke

Stokke

[clap speeding up now]

Stokke
Stokke
Stokke
Stokke

[clapping frenzy]

Stokke Stokke Stokke Stokke
Stokke Stokke Stokke Stokke
Stokke Stokke Stokke Stokke

olesmyhero · 26th March 2007, 14:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciderman9000000

You're right, of course, this fanclub has lost it's way, we have been seduced by birds that get their tits and gashes out who are clearly nowhere near as fit as Stokke. But do not fear my friends, do not turn to the Baz-side, we have been led like lambs to the porno but we shall return! We shall re-group and love Allison Stokke even more than ever before!!!

[starts slow wank]

Stokke

Stokke

Stokke

[wank speeding up now]

Stokke
Stokke
Stokke
Stokke

[wanking frenzy]

Stokke Stokke Stokke Stokke
Stokke Stokke Stokke Stokke
Stokke Stokke Stokke Stokke

That seems more like what the caftards would do.

KanieKaned · 26th March 2007, 14:43

Is it me or does she actually look like she's about to cum in that pic?

marcosdeto · 26th March 2007, 14:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by KanieKane

Is it me or does she actually look like she's about to cum in that pic?

mate, if that´s the look your girls put when they are about to cum, i'm sorry to tell you they are faking it

she looks like she's biting her lips to prevent laughing

Spammy · 31st May 2007, 02:04

It's been a fucking weird night, what with you cunts signing some young players who I might think could be quite decent-ish, plus me going round to my mates house and reading The Times.

Fuck me. Surreal night, we, and specifically retmobs, are fucking famous because of our love for Alison Stokke the beautiful pole-vaulter.

http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/...cle1857190.ece

"Miss Stokke’s internet celebrity has spawned an unofficial fan page at www.allisonstokke.com and rival fan groups on Myspace.com and the Manchester United supporters’ network RedCafe.net. "

"But rival fan clubs are scouring the internet for more. “The first one to get one of her naked wins my permanent membership,” an internet poster called Retirantmobs wrote."

Full article -

A month ago, Allison Stokke was an ordinary sixth-former with a special talent: pole vaulting.

A two-time California state champion and national record-holder, she was serious about her chosen sport, which had earned her a university scholarship. But then she made the “mistake” of posting a three-minute interview about her technique on the internet video site YouTube.

Within days, pictures of her, innocently taken at a track-and-field event, were on the internet and being leered at by tens of thousands of men all over the world on websites that have nothing to do with sport.

The attention has become so great that Miss Stokke, 18, now locks the doors and avoids leaving her house alone. Her father, a lawyer, checks the internet every night for potential stalkers. She has even had to enlist the services of a media adviser to fend off hundreds of requests for photographs and interviews.

Her unwanted fame as an internet sex symbol can be traced to a fan who posted a photograph of the athlete stroking her brunette ponytail with her pole resting on her shoulder on an online message board about American football. The picture was e-mailed by a reader to Matt Ufford, a New York sports blogger, who posted it on his site, WithLeather.com, under the headline: “Pole Vaulting is Sexy, Barely Legal.”

After watching the YouTube interview, he quipped: “She takes pole vaulting so seriously that she’s unable to detect sarcasm. Which is too bad, because missing sarcastic remarks ends our steamy, illicit romance before it’s even begun. That, and the age difference. And the restraining order.”

Now, internet fans ogle her as though she were a magazine pin-up and trade sexual innuendo about her chosen sport. “Allison is a pole vault champion who would look perfectly comfortable doing pole dance instead,” one blogger wrote.

Miss Stokke’s internet celebrity has spawned an unofficial fan page at www.allisonstokke.com and rival fan groups on Myspace.com and the Manchester United supporters’ network RedCafe.net.

The YouTube interview in which she discusses her pole vaulting technique has been viewed 160,000 times. “I just try to stay relaxed the whole time,” she explains in the clip.

The sixth-former at Newport Harbour High School in Newport Beach has received dozens of requests for photo-shoots from as far afield as Brazil, and photographers have been flocking to her athletics meetings.

Miss Stokke was a childhood gymnast until she switched to pole vaulting, following a friend. She soon won the California state pole vaulting title for her age group and broke five national records, earning a scholarship to the University of California-Berkeley.

Two years ago, she broke her right leg when she fell into the concrete box where she plants the pole. She made a comeback with two pins in her leg.

Her internet fame dates back to the beginning of this month, when friends alerted her that her image was plastered across the worldwide web. The Yahoo! Buzz Log, which tracks trends in internet searches, noted shortly afterwards that internet requests for “Allison Stokke” were soaring.

“This semi-underground phenom isn’t a big name . . . yet. However, with interested dudes accounting for 95 per cent of the interest in the young beauty, it’s only a matter of time before she breaks out on a bigger scale,” the Buzz Log predicted.

It was accurate. Yesterday, she was featured in the Washington Post. “Even if none of it is illegal, it just all feels really demeaning,” Ms Stokke told the newspaper. “I worked so hard for pole vaulting and all this other stuff, and it’s almost like that doesn't matter. Nobody sees that. Nobody really sees me.”

Mr Ufford has since removed the much-downloaded picture because of objections from the photographer who took it at a track-and-field meeting. But rival fan clubs are scouring the internet for more. “The first one to get one of her naked wins my permanent membership,” an internet poster called Retirantmobs wrote.

The fucking Times boys, not The Sun or The Daily Fucking Express, The Times. Eat that and shit blood!

B Cantona · 31st May 2007, 02:05

Yeeeeeeees!

Fame at last

Hectic · 31st May 2007, 02:05

Is this for real?

Wow!

B Cantona · 31st May 2007, 02:06

Shit I've read further, we've ruined her life!!!

comlag · 31st May 2007, 02:08

Unbelievable

Hectic · 31st May 2007, 02:09

Fuck!

Just read that as well, she hates it.

Nice one you lot.....nice one.

Spammy · 31st May 2007, 02:10

Where the fuck is retmobs? Getting his name in The Times, what a cunt!

Page fucking 3 as well!

air_mood · 31st May 2007, 02:10

Retmobs will be pleased reading that.

B Cantona · 31st May 2007, 02:15

Sodding Retmobs getting the glory

Still don't look as good in sunglasses as me do you!

KingEric7 · 31st May 2007, 02:16

Woops................

rednev · 31st May 2007, 02:17

Quote:

“The first one to get one of her naked wins my permanent membership,” an internet poster called Retirantmobs wrote

fucking hell

Shotgun raisin · 31st May 2007, 02:24

It's her fault for being so goddamn attractive. If she doesn't like it, she should stop posing for pictures with a pole in her hands and a come-hither look in her eyes.

Although why she'd want to stand around athletic competitions holding a pole is beyond me. I can't be bothered reading her quotes to find out the reason.

B Cantona · 31st May 2007, 02:26

The REAL Allison Stokke FanClub [The Allison Stokke FanClub Splinter-Thread]

The now legendary post (Although The Times have changed the way '1st' is written)

skillz · 31st May 2007, 02:26

I'm guessing the sarcastic tone of the cafe didnt come off in print...

UBERScholes · 31st May 2007, 02:27

I wonder if the Vice squad will be monitoring the caf from now on, more intently than usual I mean

B Cantona · 31st May 2007, 02:27

The REAL Allison Stokke FanClub [The Allison Stokke FanClub Splinter-Thread]

And the evidence that Baz has been deeply wronged in this sorry tale, he brought this beauty to us, and he doesn't get the credit!

25th March 2007, 02:33	#1 (permalink)
ciderman9000000 Off his rocker Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: نحن أبدا سنموت, نحن أبدا سيموت. Posts: 9,237	The REAL Allison Stokke FanClub [The Allison Stokke FanClub Splinter-Thread] <a href="http://d.mediadakine.com/ck.php?n=ad232b97&cb=64764" target="_blank"><img src="http://d.mediadakine.com/avw.php?zoneid=81&cb=64764&n=ad232b97" border="0" alt="" /></a> necessary?

31st May 2007, 02:04	#25 (permalink)
Spammy Dire rear Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: As we all know, face to face embraces run the horrific risk of a clothed crotch graze. Posts: 19,854	We're fucking famous, thanks to Alison Stokke. It's been a fucking weird night, what with you cunts signing some young players who I might think could be quite decent-ish, plus me going round to my mates house and reading The Times. Fuck me. Surreal night, we, and specifically retmobs, are fucking famous because of our love for Alison Stokke the beautiful pole-vaulter. http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/...cle1857190.ece "Miss Stokke’s internet celebrity has spawned an unofficial fan page at www.allisonstokke.com and rival fan groups on Myspace.com and the Manchester United supporters’ network RedCafe.net. " "But rival fan clubs are scouring the internet for more. “The first one to get one of her naked wins my permanent membership,” an internet poster called Retirantmobs wrote." Full article - A month ago, Allison Stokke was an ordinary sixth-former with a special talent: pole vaulting. A two-time California state champion and national record-holder, she was serious about her chosen sport, which had earned her a university scholarship. But then she made the “mistake” of posting a three-minute interview about her technique on the internet video site YouTube. Within days, pictures of her, innocently taken at a track-and-field event, were on the internet and being leered at by tens of thousands of men all over the world on websites that have nothing to do with sport. The attention has become so great that Miss Stokke, 18, now locks the doors and avoids leaving her house alone. Her father, a lawyer, checks the internet every night for potential stalkers. She has even had to enlist the services of a media adviser to fend off hundreds of requests for photographs and interviews. Her unwanted fame as an internet sex symbol can be traced to a fan who posted a photograph of the athlete stroking her brunette ponytail with her pole resting on her shoulder on an online message board about American football. The picture was e-mailed by a reader to Matt Ufford, a New York sports blogger, who posted it on his site, WithLeather.com, under the headline: “Pole Vaulting is Sexy, Barely Legal.” After watching the YouTube interview, he quipped: “She takes pole vaulting so seriously that she’s unable to detect sarcasm. Which is too bad, because missing sarcastic remarks ends our steamy, illicit romance before it’s even begun. That, and the age difference. And the restraining order.” Now, internet fans ogle her as though she were a magazine pin-up and trade sexual innuendo about her chosen sport. “Allison is a pole vault champion who would look perfectly comfortable doing pole dance instead,” one blogger wrote. Miss Stokke’s internet celebrity has spawned an unofficial fan page at www.allisonstokke.com and rival fan groups on Myspace.com and the Manchester United supporters’ network RedCafe.net. The YouTube interview in which she discusses her pole vaulting technique has been viewed 160,000 times. “I just try to stay relaxed the whole time,” she explains in the clip. The sixth-former at Newport Harbour High School in Newport Beach has received dozens of requests for photo-shoots from as far afield as Brazil, and photographers have been flocking to her athletics meetings. Miss Stokke was a childhood gymnast until she switched to pole vaulting, following a friend. She soon won the California state pole vaulting title for her age group and broke five national records, earning a scholarship to the University of California-Berkeley. Two years ago, she broke her right leg when she fell into the concrete box where she plants the pole. She made a comeback with two pins in her leg. Her internet fame dates back to the beginning of this month, when friends alerted her that her image was plastered across the worldwide web. The Yahoo! Buzz Log, which tracks trends in internet searches, noted shortly afterwards that internet requests for “Allison Stokke” were soaring. “This semi-underground phenom isn’t a big name . . . yet. However, with interested dudes accounting for 95 per cent of the interest in the young beauty, it’s only a matter of time before she breaks out on a bigger scale,” the Buzz Log predicted. It was accurate. Yesterday, she was featured in the Washington Post. “Even if none of it is illegal, it just all feels really demeaning,” Ms Stokke told the newspaper. “I worked so hard for pole vaulting and all this other stuff, and it’s almost like that doesn't matter. Nobody sees that. Nobody really sees me.” Mr Ufford has since removed the much-downloaded picture because of objections from the photographer who took it at a track-and-field meeting. But rival fan clubs are scouring the internet for more. “The first one to get one of her naked wins my permanent membership,” an internet poster called Retirantmobs wrote. The fucking Times boys, not The Sun or The Daily Fucking Express, The Times. Eat that and shit blood!

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25th March 2007, 02:36	#2 (permalink)
Dave_B Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Roy Keane's garage looking after his 'manager of the month' awards. Posts: 2,187	From looking at some of the pics in there I'd say YES!

25th March 2007, 02:37	#3 (permalink)
Retirantmobs Stokke Stalker - smells of fish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 16,984	I'll join the one with the best pics, the 1st one to get one of her naked wins my permanent membership.

25th March 2007, 02:58	#6 (permalink)
ciderman9000000 Off his rocker Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: نحن أبدا سنموت, نحن أبدا سيموت. Posts: 9,237	this deserves to be posted again...

25th March 2007, 03:22	#8 (permalink)
MarliMan Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: R.I.P Posts: 5,165	better than that chick from the girl next door spammy? what say you

25th March 2007, 10:25	#13 (permalink)
UBERScholes I'd find it flattering if someone hard rubbed against me. Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 13,909	Maybe this could be the Eirik Bakke fan club instead?

25th March 2007, 12:09	#14 (permalink)
WeasteDevil Guest Posts: n/a	This Alison is better, she gets her tits out and everything.

25th March 2007, 12:17	#15 (permalink)
Rossi19 Tag Master Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Creator of "Cabbage-Face"™ Posts: 2,957	Ah yes, I'm a big fan of Alison Angel's work, and Kate from Kate's Playground. Yum Still not as fit as Stokkey though.

26th March 2007, 10:52	#19 (permalink)
Spammy Dire rear Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: As we all know, face to face embraces run the horrific risk of a clothed crotch graze. Posts: 19,854	Just because the above birds get their tits and gashs out, doesn't make them more attractive than Allison Stokke.

26th March 2007, 12:27	#20 (permalink)
marcosdeto Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Buenos Aires - Argentina Posts: 33,327	ok, this fan club sucks only one pic of the idol i'm going with bazalini

26th March 2007, 14:43	#23 (permalink)
KanieKaned Reserve Team Player Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Caf's Resident Bastard Maker & Derriere Extraordinaire - Taking it up the Dirtbox on a filthy mattress since 2005 Posts: 3,399	Is it me or does she actually look like she's about to cum in that pic?

31st May 2007, 02:05	#26 (permalink)
B Cantona Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 33,697	Yeeeeeeees! Fame at last

31st May 2007, 02:05	#27 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: 'He told me bluntly, know, and I knew myself' - Greekscavanger, 2009 Posts: 29,087	Is this for real? Wow!

31st May 2007, 02:06	#28 (permalink)
B Cantona Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 33,697	Shit I've read further, we've ruined her life!!!

31st May 2007, 02:08	#29 (permalink)
comlag Reserve Team Player Join Date: May 2006 Location: Daydream Nation Posts: 1,465	Unbelievable

31st May 2007, 02:09	#30 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: 'He told me bluntly, know, and I knew myself' - Greekscavanger, 2009 Posts: 29,087	Fuck! Just read that as well, she hates it. Nice one you lot.....nice one.

31st May 2007, 02:10	#31 (permalink)
Spammy Dire rear Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: As we all know, face to face embraces run the horrific risk of a clothed crotch graze. Posts: 19,854	Where the fuck is retmobs? Getting his name in The Times, what a cunt! Page fucking 3 as well!

31st May 2007, 02:10	#32 (permalink)
air_mood Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Kuala Lumpur Posts: 2,551	Retmobs will be pleased reading that.

31st May 2007, 02:15	#33 (permalink)
B Cantona Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 33,697	Sodding Retmobs getting the glory Still don't look as good in sunglasses as me do you!

31st May 2007, 02:16	#34 (permalink)
KingEric7 Winner of the Tabata bet Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Patrice Evra is that which no greater can be conceived. Posts: 15,957	Woops................

31st May 2007, 02:24	#36 (permalink)
Shotgun raisin Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: the path of the Mean Posts: 2,683	It's her fault for being so goddamn attractive. If she doesn't like it, she should stop posing for pictures with a pole in her hands and a come-hither look in her eyes. Although why she'd want to stand around athletic competitions holding a pole is beyond me. I can't be bothered reading her quotes to find out the reason.

31st May 2007, 02:26	#37 (permalink)
B Cantona Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 33,697	The REAL Allison Stokke FanClub [The Allison Stokke FanClub Splinter-Thread] The now legendary post (Although The Times have changed the way '1st' is written)

31st May 2007, 02:26	#38 (permalink)
skillz Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,496	I'm guessing the sarcastic tone of the cafe didnt come off in print...

31st May 2007, 02:27	#39 (permalink)
UBERScholes I'd find it flattering if someone hard rubbed against me. Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 13,909	I wonder if the Vice squad will be monitoring the caf from now on, more intently than usual I mean

31st May 2007, 02:27	#40 (permalink)
B Cantona Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 33,697	The REAL Allison Stokke FanClub [The Allison Stokke FanClub Splinter-Thread] And the evidence that Baz has been deeply wronged in this sorry tale, he brought this beauty to us, and he doesn't get the credit!