Relegation to The Newbie Forum

Bury Red · 28th April 2005, 06:18

From the Paul Scholes thread in the United forum the first 3 candidates for relegation to the newbie have announced they're standing.

Please consider the relative demerits of each poster and vote away. Highest score when the poll closes in 7 days earns a trip back to the newbie forum from where they will have to re-earn their full member status

TheDevil'sOwn · 28th April 2005, 06:31

skeeta is a rambling, nonsense-talking, CM-player loving, over-analyzing weirdo. It's certainly something when you can distinguish yourself from the rest of the numpties. It's actually a vote of recognition, if you will.

Well done, skeet.

Wibble · 28th April 2005, 06:39

And I'm sure other nominations can't be far away.

Still a hard choice since the level of utter shite talked is at a level rarely experienced outside a red scouse forum.

Bury Red · 28th April 2005, 06:46

I think a new poll each week with 3 candidates only, drawn either from a particular concentration of idiocy in a single thread or for long service to the cause of idiocy in a single forum (for some reason the transfer forum springs immediately to mind).

We could open it up as a wider referendum though where people can propose future candidates and then run a larger ballot with a number of relegation spots up for grabs.

AARONTHERED · 28th April 2005, 06:53

I voted Skeeta.. anyone who uses "Dirty South" as their location deserves newbie relegation.

Ballache · 28th April 2005, 07:44

i should be promoted instead

neno · 28th April 2005, 08:06

I voted for Skeeta Im getting tired of his 2 page over analyzed replies.

very Ruud · 28th April 2005, 10:17

Skeeta.

noodlehair · 28th April 2005, 10:22

Bye bye Skeet. Your posts are shit everytime, but you need to attain a lesser quality of posting in order to be shit to the required standard.

A self explanitary statement

Outremangeur · 28th April 2005, 10:44

i voted No7z and hope he is the one writing in red all the time...if not i apologise

a_devil_inside · 28th April 2005, 11:21

since everyone else is voting for skeeta, then why not

The Marksman · 28th April 2005, 12:32

Skeeta posted the classic Rio Ferdinand / Vicky Pollard skit. That alone should save him; tho it was strangely overlooked by most people.

Richter · 28th April 2005, 12:49

Can I change my vote I did a bad choice.

Keane16 · 28th April 2005, 13:17

I voted for Skeeta, even though he has agreed with me on O'Neill as our next manager.

I considered voting for redjoe, because he can be a tit, but then I forgot who he was.

no.7z was never really in danger.

giggzy · 28th April 2005, 13:41

Skeeta.

He's an idiot, in the true sense of the word.

Wobbly · 28th April 2005, 15:49

It looks like Skeeta's fecked ..

VanNistelrater · 28th April 2005, 17:08

redjoe!

The man is a complete tit. Probably a WUM, stupidly copious amounts of anti-Fergie rhetoric, tedious viewing.

miah · 28th April 2005, 17:48

redjoe!

just because he thinks scholes is finished!

The Marksman · 28th April 2005, 17:52

RedJoe.

How can MaliceCoooper stay and Skeeta go ?? Madness

28th April 2005, 18:18

RedJoe for me. Well done Bury, this is the way forward.

a_devil_inside · 28th April 2005, 19:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Marksman

Skeeta posted the classic Rio Ferdinand / Vicky Pollard skit. That alone should save him; tho it was strangely overlooked by most people.

can I take my vote back

EZee · 28th April 2005, 20:27

Relegation to the Newby

I knew it was a good idea

Red Joe because...

Scholes aint finished

28th April 2005, 20:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by EZee

Relegation to the Newby

I knew it was a good idea

Red Joe because...

Scholes aint finished

Relegating posters back to the newbie

Yes it was. It was mine.

EZee · 28th April 2005, 20:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubai_Devil

Relegating posters back to the newbie

Yes it was. It was mine.

Great minds and all that...

SmashedHombre · 28th April 2005, 21:09

wait i voted for skeeta but i meant joe.

Davo · 28th April 2005, 21:12

I voted for skeeta, as I think his theory that O'Neill will be guaranteed success as your new boss is slightly naive

golden_blunder · 28th April 2005, 22:03

I nominate Robbo

golden_blunder · 28th April 2005, 22:04

No7z cos he may be feeling a bit left out

28th April 2005, 22:52

This is great, we should do this every week.

a_devil_inside · 28th April 2005, 23:58

I vote for everybody on here but me

randy420 · 29th April 2005, 00:09

I vote for Skeeta. He's awful

Red Dreams · 29th April 2005, 01:27

now what happened to everyone's favourite...?
...DJS

kelvinhole · 29th April 2005, 03:47

DJS, Jopub, Gilllespie, Redeus

...and no7z. Don't like his name.

no7z · 29th April 2005, 13:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bury Red

From the Paul Scholes thread in the United forum the first 3 candidates for relegation to the newbie have announced they're standing.

Please consider the relative demerits of each poster and vote away. Highest score when the poll closes in 7 days earns a trip back to the newbie forum from where they will have to re-earn their full member status

Hmm you must've been bullied alot in school? Perhaps you are bullied alot now? Otherwise what is the reason to do this, I was simply expressing my opinion on this topic, isn't that what a forum is for? I guess having the upper hand in life for once has got to you.

Nice one. Your a champ

View Poll Results: Who should return to the newbie?
Skeeta	70	54.26%
Redjoe	43	33.33%
No7z	16	12.40%
Voters: 129. You may not vote on this poll

28th April 2005, 06:18	#1 (permalink)
Bury Red Backs Fergie, Yells Giggs! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Singapore Posts: 7,491	Relegation to The Newbie Forum From the Paul Scholes thread in the United forum the first 3 candidates for relegation to the newbie have announced they're standing. Please consider the relative demerits of each poster and vote away. Highest score when the poll closes in 7 days earns a trip back to the newbie forum from where they will have to re-earn their full member status

28th April 2005, 06:31	#2 (permalink)
TheDevil'sOwn Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: "Mayonnaise-colored Benz / I drive Miracle Whips" Posts: 8,236	skeeta is a rambling, nonsense-talking, CM-player loving, over-analyzing weirdo. It's certainly something when you can distinguish yourself from the rest of the numpties. It's actually a vote of recognition, if you will. Well done, skeet.

28th April 2005, 06:39	#3 (permalink)
Wibble Teeth like a reindeer. Hung like a horse. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Ingadus Speramus Posts: 33,615	And I'm sure other nominations can't be far away. Still a hard choice since the level of utter shite talked is at a level rarely experienced outside a red scouse forum.

28th April 2005, 06:46	#4 (permalink)
Bury Red Backs Fergie, Yells Giggs! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Singapore Posts: 7,491	I think a new poll each week with 3 candidates only, drawn either from a particular concentration of idiocy in a single thread or for long service to the cause of idiocy in a single forum (for some reason the transfer forum springs immediately to mind). We could open it up as a wider referendum though where people can propose future candidates and then run a larger ballot with a number of relegation spots up for grabs.

28th April 2005, 06:53	#5 (permalink)
AARONTHERED im disrespectful to the forum ladies-please abuse me as you see fit Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Sack Fergie Posts: 1,477	I voted Skeeta.. anyone who uses "Dirty South" as their location deserves newbie relegation.

28th April 2005, 07:44	#6 (permalink)
Ballache First Team Sub Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Botkyrka-Stockholms fattigaste Komun :( Posts: 5,964	i should be promoted instead

28th April 2005, 08:06	#7 (permalink)
neno Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A town called Malice. Posts: 1,484	I voted for Skeeta Im getting tired of his 2 page over analyzed replies.

28th April 2005, 10:17	#8 (permalink)
very Ruud Spam, Spam, Spam.... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Hard Rock Hallelujah !!! Posts: 20,760	Skeeta.

28th April 2005, 10:22	#9 (permalink)
noodlehair Fired? Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Posts: 29,813	Bye bye Skeet. Your posts are shit everytime, but you need to attain a lesser quality of posting in order to be shit to the required standard. A self explanitary statement

28th April 2005, 10:44	#10 (permalink)
Outremangeur Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: vienna Posts: 1,680	i voted No7z and hope he is the one writing in red all the time...if not i apologise

28th April 2005, 11:21	#11 (permalink)
a_devil_inside Big footed hermaphrodite Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Little Britain Posts: 23,195	since everyone else is voting for skeeta, then why not

28th April 2005, 17:08	#17 (permalink)
VanNistelrater Poncey film buff Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Combatting ignorance, dust and disease \| MUFC Champions 2006/2007: Where will the goals come from?\| Wave upon wave of demented avengers march cheerily out of obscurity into the dream Posts: 26,156	redjoe! The man is a complete tit. Probably a WUM, stupidly copious amounts of anti-Fergie rhetoric, tedious viewing.

28th April 2005, 21:09	#25 (permalink)
SmashedHombre Has a date with the Grim Reaper - lol Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Slightly more handsome, intelligent and talented than Rams. Far more likely to shag sheep than most rams too. Posts: 17,452	wait i voted for skeeta but i meant joe.

28th April 2005, 12:32	#12 (permalink)
The Marksman Youth Team Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: 1999 Posts: 464	Skeeta posted the classic Rio Ferdinand / Vicky Pollard skit. That alone should save him; tho it was strangely overlooked by most people.

28th April 2005, 12:49	#13 (permalink)
Richter Hairy big footed Swede Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,593	Can I change my vote I did a bad choice.

28th April 2005, 13:17	#14 (permalink)
Keane16 Redcafe Minister for Guinness Therapy Join Date: May 2003 Location: Eugene, are you even listening to me? Posts: 14,347	I voted for Skeeta, even though he has agreed with me on O'Neill as our next manager. I considered voting for redjoe, because he can be a tit, but then I forgot who he was. no.7z was never really in danger.

28th April 2005, 13:41	#15 (permalink)
giggzy The Fatter Bryan Robson Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In my Mersey Paradise...... Posts: 20,013	Skeeta. He's an idiot, in the true sense of the word.

28th April 2005, 15:49	#16 (permalink)
Wobbly First Team Regular Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The real peoples favourite and most funniest poster of 2005.. Posts: 11,126	It looks like Skeeta's fecked ..

28th April 2005, 17:48	#18 (permalink)
miah Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: ♡Scholesy Posts: 2,097	redjoe! just because he thinks scholes is finished!

28th April 2005, 17:52	#19 (permalink)
The Marksman Youth Team Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: 1999 Posts: 464	RedJoe. How can MaliceCoooper stay and Skeeta go ?? Madness

28th April 2005, 18:18	#20 (permalink)
Dubai_Devil Posts: n/a	RedJoe for me. Well done Bury, this is the way forward.

28th April 2005, 20:27	#22 (permalink)
EZee Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Where Angels Play Posts: 4,514	Relegation to the Newby I knew it was a good idea Red Joe because... Scholes aint finished

28th April 2005, 21:12	#26 (permalink)
Davo Still waiting for my team to make a title challenge. Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: It's Ours For Keeps Posts: 551,770	I voted for skeeta, as I think his theory that O'Neill will be guaranteed success as your new boss is slightly naive

28th April 2005, 22:03	#27 (permalink)
golden_blunder Admin Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Swimming against a tide of shite Posts: 42,848	I nominate Robbo

28th April 2005, 22:04	#28 (permalink)
golden_blunder Admin Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Swimming against a tide of shite Posts: 42,848	No7z cos he may be feeling a bit left out

28th April 2005, 22:52	#29 (permalink)
Dubai_Devil Posts: n/a	This is great, we should do this every week.

28th April 2005, 23:58	#30 (permalink)
a_devil_inside Big footed hermaphrodite Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Little Britain Posts: 23,195	I vote for everybody on here but me

29th April 2005, 00:09	#31 (permalink)
randy420 Has a bottom in his email Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: hooray! Another stroke of good luck Posts: 3,402	I vote for Skeeta. He's awful

29th April 2005, 01:27	#32 (permalink)
Red Dreams First Team Regular Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Thunder Road to Old Trafford Posts: 10,125	now what happened to everyone's favourite...? ...DJS

29th April 2005, 03:47	#33 (permalink)
kelvinhole Hello Kevin Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hong Kong Posts: 5,343	DJS, Jopub, Gilllespie, Redeus ...and no7z. Don't like his name.