Robbie Keane - 101 Ways to be a Cunt

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 13:08

22) Because he's still alive

Paddy · 8th July 2008, 13:09

He tried to have a star studded wedding in Ballybrack

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 13:09

24) Repeatedly being seen....

Shotgun raisin · 8th July 2008, 13:10

25) He really can't believe it's not butter

Partizan · 8th July 2008, 13:11

Killed Lord Lucans Nanny in a fit of temper, then masterbated over a stray dog.

Paddy · 8th July 2008, 13:11

27) Cried when he got subbed in March

jgraham2704 · 8th July 2008, 13:12

29) according to sources he likes to insert small rodents up his arse

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 13:12

30) Daylight rapist

Shotgun raisin · 8th July 2008, 13:12

31)His feet are made out of meccano.

Paddy · 8th July 2008, 13:12

28) Being short

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 13:13

31) Has a brother and a sister

Shotgun raisin · 8th July 2008, 13:14

32)He's a benefits cheat.

Paddy · 8th July 2008, 13:14

His Range Rover Sport was seized by police on 23rd April 2008 for not displaying a valid tax disc, after he was stopped for doing 54 m.p.h. in a 40 m.p.h. zone in Loughton, Essex

Partizan · 8th July 2008, 13:14

His arse is in the wrong place.

esmufc07 · 8th July 2008, 13:14

Being of Irish decent.

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 13:14

33) Stole my avatar

I_live_cement · 8th July 2008, 13:15

33) Has survived 29 assassination attempts

Paddy · 8th July 2008, 13:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyf091

His Range Rover Sport was seized by police on 23rd April 2008 for not displaying a valid tax disc, after he was stopped for doing 54 m.p.h. in a 40 m.p.h. zone in Loughton, Essex

33) He has been to Essex

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 13:15

35) Parked his car on a disabled kid

Shotgun raisin · 8th July 2008, 13:15

36)He's one of REVELZ's aliases.

Paddy · 8th July 2008, 13:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by esmufc07

Being of Irish decent.

Fuck off you cunt

Utd heap · 8th July 2008, 13:16

Commited crimes against humanity on various occasions.

I_live_cement · 8th July 2008, 13:16

37) Likes Epic Movie

brophs · 8th July 2008, 13:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by esmufc07

Being of Irish decent.

I repeat. Cunt.

28. Using the 'phrase' "dyaknowworramayann?" in every interview he's ever done.

esmufc07 · 8th July 2008, 13:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyf091

Fuck off you cunt

sincher · 8th July 2008, 13:16

37) His favourite chef is Jamie Oliver.

Shotgun raisin · 8th July 2008, 13:16

28)Steadfastly ignores the abolition of slavery.

I_live_cement · 8th July 2008, 13:17

38) He banned pert

esmufc07 · 8th July 2008, 13:17

Prefers Prison Break over 24

I_live_cement · 8th July 2008, 13:17

40) He signed Djemba Djemba

Paddy · 8th July 2008, 13:18

40) Once claimed his toughest opponent was John Terry

Shotgun raisin · 8th July 2008, 13:18

n-1)Watches Big Brother

noodlehair · 8th July 2008, 13:18

0) If he grew a moustache and put on German 2nd World War clothing, he'd probably look a bit like a knob

brophs · 8th July 2008, 13:18

41. Once went to a Ben Elton comedy gig. And laughed.

42. Queued up afterwards to tell Ben how much he'd enjoyed the show.

Paddy · 8th July 2008, 13:19

43) Blatantly gay as you can see from this:

Quote:

If he could be anyone for a day, it would be the Invisible Man.

http://archive.mehstg.com/fact_keane.htm

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Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,539	22) Because he's still alive

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Paddy paddyf091 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: "I don't think some of the people who come to Old Trafford can spell football, never mind understand it." Posts: 2,124	He tried to have a star studded wedding in Ballybrack

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Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,539	24) Repeatedly being seen....

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Shotgun raisin Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: the path of the Mean Posts: 2,664	25) He really can't believe it's not butter

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Partizan Cheesy Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The frozen tundra, working in a bun shop. I have been in your homes, and they are DIRTY. Posts: 2,966	Killed Lord Lucans Nanny in a fit of temper, then masterbated over a stray dog.

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Paddy paddyf091 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: "I don't think some of the people who come to Old Trafford can spell football, never mind understand it." Posts: 2,124	27) Cried when he got subbed in March

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jgraham2704 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Usually in work looking busy, when actually patrolling the caf looking for threads to invade. Posts: 2,885	29) according to sources he likes to insert small rodents up his arse

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Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,539	30) Daylight rapist

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Shotgun raisin Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: the path of the Mean Posts: 2,664	31)His feet are made out of meccano.

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Paddy paddyf091 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: "I don't think some of the people who come to Old Trafford can spell football, never mind understand it." Posts: 2,124	28) Being short

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esmufc07 Smashed's bitch Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Assistant Manager of Garth Crooks Limited Posts: 12,327	Being of Irish decent.

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Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,539	31) Has a brother and a sister

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Shotgun raisin Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: the path of the Mean Posts: 2,664	32)He's a benefits cheat.

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Paddy paddyf091 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: "I don't think some of the people who come to Old Trafford can spell football, never mind understand it." Posts: 2,124	His Range Rover Sport was seized by police on 23rd April 2008 for not displaying a valid tax disc, after he was stopped for doing 54 m.p.h. in a 40 m.p.h. zone in Loughton, Essex

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Partizan Cheesy Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The frozen tundra, working in a bun shop. I have been in your homes, and they are DIRTY. Posts: 2,966	His arse is in the wrong place.

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Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,539	33) Stole my avatar

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I_live_cement Cat freak Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lancashire Posts: 4,616	33) Has survived 29 assassination attempts

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Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,539	35) Parked his car on a disabled kid

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Shotgun raisin Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: the path of the Mean Posts: 2,664	36)He's one of REVELZ's aliases.

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Utd heap First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: At an away ground near you... Posts: 7,461	Commited crimes against humanity on various occasions.

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I_live_cement Cat freak Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lancashire Posts: 4,616	37) Likes Epic Movie

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sincher Les jeux sont Fait Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: YSC Posts: 13,800	37) His favourite chef is Jamie Oliver.

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Shotgun raisin Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: the path of the Mean Posts: 2,664	28)Steadfastly ignores the abolition of slavery.

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I_live_cement Cat freak Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lancashire Posts: 4,616	38) He banned pert

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esmufc07 Smashed's bitch Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Assistant Manager of Garth Crooks Limited Posts: 12,327	Prefers Prison Break over 24

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I_live_cement Cat freak Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lancashire Posts: 4,616	40) He signed Djemba Djemba

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Paddy paddyf091 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: "I don't think some of the people who come to Old Trafford can spell football, never mind understand it." Posts: 2,124	40) Once claimed his toughest opponent was John Terry

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Shotgun raisin Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: the path of the Mean Posts: 2,664	n-1)Watches Big Brother

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noodlehair Giggsy Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Posts: 31,417	0) If he grew a moustache and put on German 2nd World War clothing, he'd probably look a bit like a knob

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brophs Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Dublin. Posts: 3,923	41. Once went to a Ben Elton comedy gig. And laughed. 42. Queued up afterwards to tell Ben how much he'd enjoyed the show.