Robbie Keane - 101 Ways to be a Cunt

Shotgun raisin · 8th July 2008, 13:47

8)Can only count up to 8

Utd heap · 8th July 2008, 13:48

Points and laughs at children with disabilities.

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 13:49

65) Turd Burglar

Solius · 8th July 2008, 13:50

66) Is an Emo

I_live_cement · 8th July 2008, 13:50

62) Flunked out of Kindergarten

KeyserSoze · 8th July 2008, 13:51

Helped free Willy. Cunt.

Solius · 8th July 2008, 13:52

67) Sets his facebook status to 'is being a cunt'

sincher · 8th July 2008, 13:55

68) Uses Facebook

Shotgun raisin · 8th July 2008, 13:56

8)He's Glastonspur's ITK source

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 13:58

70) Has a thread about him on redcafe

Solius · 8th July 2008, 14:06

71) Every time he cartwheels, god kills a kitten

Shotgun raisin · 8th July 2008, 14:06

71)He' built a nest just above my window and he shits on my sill every morning.

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 14:09

72) Has a slave shop in Taiwan

Paddy · 8th July 2008, 14:11

74) He has an Xbox 360

rimaldo · 8th July 2008, 14:13

75) likes to shoot arrows at small kids from his castle in the cotswolds.

Solius · 8th July 2008, 14:14

76) Is responsible for every death, ever.

Shotgun raisin · 8th July 2008, 14:15

77)He's invented a new variant of lolcatz called lolshoez.

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 14:18

78) Defeated he-who-must-not-be-named

Solius · 8th July 2008, 14:19

79) Is Robbie Keane

Shotgun raisin · 8th July 2008, 14:20

80)He's taken a Woman's Own magazine survey and has discovered that he's a "Carrie Bradshaw".

KanieKaned · 8th July 2008, 14:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyf091

Case in point.

62) Invited gypos to his wedding

he'd settle right in with the Dingle family

Cornell · 8th July 2008, 14:50

55) Looks like my old PE teacher, who was a smug cunt.

Solius · 8th July 2008, 14:51

83) Looks like Cornell's old P.E teacher, who was a smug cunt

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 14:51

84) Is a smug cunt = Smunt

Shotgun raisin · 8th July 2008, 14:54

85)If you squint while looking at him, he looks like Brad.

Cornell · 8th July 2008, 14:56

86) Looks like Solius and Hectic's potential lovechild.

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 14:58

My Lovechild is a direct breed from Gollum and Stephen Hawkings

Cornell · 8th July 2008, 14:59

Shotgun raisin · 8th July 2008, 15:06

87)He's not even partly Sikh

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 15:07

88) He hates minorities

Shotgun raisin · 8th July 2008, 15:08

89)He hates majorities

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 15:10

90) He loves and hates marmite

Cornell · 8th July 2008, 15:13

91 - Calls Berbatov "berbs", probably.

rimaldo · 8th July 2008, 15:13

92) gargles but doesn't swallow.

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 15:14

93) Bukkakke'd himself

8th July 2008, 14:59	#148 (permalink)
Cornell Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sydney 2000. - Wesley Brown is a national hero. Posts: 4,640	That's hot. © Paris Hilton 2001.

8th July 2008, 13:47	#121 (permalink)
Shotgun raisin Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: the path of the Mean Posts: 2,664	8)Can only count up to 8

8th July 2008, 13:48	#122 (permalink)
Utd heap First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: At an away ground near you... Posts: 8,244	Points and laughs at children with disabilities.

8th July 2008, 13:49	#123 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	65) Turd Burglar

8th July 2008, 13:50	#124 (permalink)
Solius First Team Regular Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Playing Connect 4 with Tevez and Anderson. Posts: 10,516	66) Is an Emo

8th July 2008, 13:50	#125 (permalink)
I_live_cement Cat freak Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lancashire Posts: 5,440	62) Flunked out of Kindergarten

8th July 2008, 13:51	#126 (permalink)
KeyserSoze First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Batigol Posts: 7,117	Helped free Willy. Cunt.

8th July 2008, 13:52	#127 (permalink)
Solius First Team Regular Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Playing Connect 4 with Tevez and Anderson. Posts: 10,516	67) Sets his facebook status to 'is being a cunt'

8th July 2008, 13:55	#128 (permalink)
sincher Les jeux sont Fait Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: YSC Posts: 14,155	68) Uses Facebook

8th July 2008, 13:56	#129 (permalink)
Shotgun raisin Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: the path of the Mean Posts: 2,664	8)He's Glastonspur's ITK source

8th July 2008, 13:58	#130 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	70) Has a thread about him on redcafe

8th July 2008, 14:11	#134 (permalink)
Paddy paddyf091 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: "I don't think some of the people who come to Old Trafford can spell football, never mind understand it." Posts: 2,311	74) He has an Xbox 360

8th July 2008, 14:06	#131 (permalink)
Solius First Team Regular Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Playing Connect 4 with Tevez and Anderson. Posts: 10,516	71) Every time he cartwheels, god kills a kitten

8th July 2008, 14:06	#132 (permalink)
Shotgun raisin Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: the path of the Mean Posts: 2,664	71)He' built a nest just above my window and he shits on my sill every morning.

8th July 2008, 14:09	#133 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	72) Has a slave shop in Taiwan

8th July 2008, 14:13	#135 (permalink)
rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,666	75) likes to shoot arrows at small kids from his castle in the cotswolds.

8th July 2008, 14:14	#136 (permalink)
Solius First Team Regular Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Playing Connect 4 with Tevez and Anderson. Posts: 10,516	76) Is responsible for every death, ever.

8th July 2008, 14:15	#137 (permalink)
Shotgun raisin Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: the path of the Mean Posts: 2,664	77)He's invented a new variant of lolcatz called lolshoez.

8th July 2008, 14:18	#138 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	78) Defeated he-who-must-not-be-named

8th July 2008, 14:19	#139 (permalink)
Solius First Team Regular Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Playing Connect 4 with Tevez and Anderson. Posts: 10,516	79) Is Robbie Keane

8th July 2008, 14:20	#140 (permalink)
Shotgun raisin Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: the path of the Mean Posts: 2,664	80)He's taken a Woman's Own magazine survey and has discovered that he's a "Carrie Bradshaw".

8th July 2008, 14:50	#142 (permalink)
Cornell Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sydney 2000. - Wesley Brown is a national hero. Posts: 4,640	55) Looks like my old PE teacher, who was a smug cunt.

8th July 2008, 14:51	#143 (permalink)
Solius First Team Regular Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Playing Connect 4 with Tevez and Anderson. Posts: 10,516	83) Looks like Cornell's old P.E teacher, who was a smug cunt

8th July 2008, 14:51	#144 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	84) Is a smug cunt = Smunt

8th July 2008, 14:54	#145 (permalink)
Shotgun raisin Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: the path of the Mean Posts: 2,664	85)If you squint while looking at him, he looks like Brad.

8th July 2008, 14:56	#146 (permalink)
Cornell Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sydney 2000. - Wesley Brown is a national hero. Posts: 4,640	86) Looks like Solius and Hectic's potential lovechild.

8th July 2008, 14:58	#147 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	My Lovechild is a direct breed from Gollum and Stephen Hawkings

8th July 2008, 15:06	#149 (permalink)
Shotgun raisin Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: the path of the Mean Posts: 2,664	87)He's not even partly Sikh

8th July 2008, 15:07	#150 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	88) He hates minorities

8th July 2008, 15:08	#151 (permalink)
Shotgun raisin Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: the path of the Mean Posts: 2,664	89)He hates majorities

8th July 2008, 15:10	#152 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	90) He loves and hates marmite

8th July 2008, 15:13	#153 (permalink)
Cornell Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sydney 2000. - Wesley Brown is a national hero. Posts: 4,640	91 - Calls Berbatov "berbs", probably.