Robbie Keane - 101 Ways to be a Cunt

Shotgun raisin · 8th July 2008, 15:21

99) Was the subject of a real life "Face-Off" with Nicolas Cage in 1999. He's been acting in Hollywood ever since, while Cage has played as a forward for Tottenham.

rimaldo · 8th July 2008, 15:21

100) conceived by boy george and a donkey in the back of an astra.

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 15:22

101) Was the subject of a 101 Ways to Be A Cunt thread.

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 15:23

Right, I hope he reads this and learns all the interesting new facts about himself that didn't exist until this morning.

cesc's_mullet · 8th July 2008, 15:51

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55) Has never cured cancer, not even once.

cesc's_mullet · 8th July 2008, 15:52

213 - can't touch type

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 15:53

413) Can't act in a Bollywood film

cesc's_mullet · 8th July 2008, 15:54

214 - can't speak mandarin

rimaldo · 8th July 2008, 15:56

215) is aroused by cacti.

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 15:57

512) Isn't a professional cricketer

711 · 8th July 2008, 15:59

He's a Meat-Head. And so is Mark Viduka. Both Meat-heads.

cesc's_mullet · 8th July 2008, 16:01

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He's a Meat-Head. And so is Mark Viduka. Both Meat-heads.

no u r

rimaldo · 8th July 2008, 16:02

768) likes to watch the 10 o'clock news on BBC in nothing but a batman cape and a gimp mask.

cesc's_mullet · 8th July 2008, 16:02

216 - doesn't deliver my pizza's

cesc's_mullet · 8th July 2008, 16:03

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768) likes to watch the 10 o'clock news on BBC in nothing but a batman cape and a gimp mask.

cesc's_mullet · 8th July 2008, 16:03

22 - couldn't beat predator in a fight

KeyserSoze · 8th July 2008, 16:04

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768) likes to watch the 10 o'clock news on BBC in nothing but a batman cape and a gimp mask.

cesc's_mullet · 8th July 2008, 16:09

219 - couldn't beat me in a game of Age of Empires II, especially if I use Mongols.

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 16:13

615) Had sex with Sven for a place in the England team, despite being Irish.

rimaldo · 8th July 2008, 16:14

872) likes cheese sandwiches.

cesc's_mullet · 8th July 2008, 16:15

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615) Had sex with Sven for an a place in the England team, despite being Irish.

238 - Is a Scientologist, probably.

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 16:16

900) Is a cheese sandwich

KeyserSoze · 8th July 2008, 16:16

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615) Had sex with Sven for an a place in the England team, despite being Irish.

Who would not... what a stud.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...05_468x791.jpg

rimaldo · 8th July 2008, 16:19

935) is a cheese sandwich but thinks he is a ham sandwich.

Shotgun raisin · 8th July 2008, 16:25

563)He regularly has sex with Espada

564)He has monkey aids

cesc's_mullet · 8th July 2008, 16:26

256 - Never featured in the hit TV series Iron Chef.

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 16:27

945 - Never had a Top Of The Pops track.

cesc's_mullet · 8th July 2008, 16:29

267 - Probably sings Karaoke really really badly.

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 16:30

980 - Probably beats his wife regularly and spits in his kids food.

rimaldo · 8th July 2008, 16:33

985) likes to wander down tottenham court road pretending to be japanese.

cesc's_mullet · 8th July 2008, 16:33

256 - Owen Hargreaves has curlier hair than him

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 16:34

1001 - Thinks he's a Malaysian Tourist

R.Nilsson7 · 8th July 2008, 16:35

725) Doesn't like squirrels or racoons.

Hectic · 8th July 2008, 16:38

1200) Tried to fuck a turtle in 99'

8th July 2008, 15:21	#161 (permalink)
Shotgun raisin Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: the path of the Mean Posts: 2,664	99) Was the subject of a real life "Face-Off" with Nicolas Cage in 1999. He's been acting in Hollywood ever since, while Cage has played as a forward for Tottenham.

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rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,666	100) conceived by boy george and a donkey in the back of an astra.

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Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	101) Was the subject of a 101 Ways to Be A Cunt thread.

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Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	Right, I hope he reads this and learns all the interesting new facts about himself that didn't exist until this morning.

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cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: i gotta do something important so people will respect me… like be a senator… or a wizard Posts: 9,708	213 - can't touch type

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Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	413) Can't act in a Bollywood film

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cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: i gotta do something important so people will respect me… like be a senator… or a wizard Posts: 9,708	214 - can't speak mandarin

8th July 2008, 15:56	#169 (permalink)
rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,666	215) is aroused by cacti.

8th July 2008, 15:57	#170 (permalink)
Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	512) Isn't a professional cricketer

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711 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: May I suggest a regimental crest of two crossed dead Frenchmen, emblazoned on a mound of dead Frenchmen motif? Posts: 1,753	He's a Meat-Head. And so is Mark Viduka. Both Meat-heads.

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rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,666	768) likes to watch the 10 o'clock news on BBC in nothing but a batman cape and a gimp mask.

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cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: i gotta do something important so people will respect me… like be a senator… or a wizard Posts: 9,708	216 - doesn't deliver my pizza's

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cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: i gotta do something important so people will respect me… like be a senator… or a wizard Posts: 9,708	22 - couldn't beat predator in a fight

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cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: i gotta do something important so people will respect me… like be a senator… or a wizard Posts: 9,708	219 - couldn't beat me in a game of Age of Empires II, especially if I use Mongols.

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Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	615) Had sex with Sven for a place in the England team, despite being Irish.

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rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,666	872) likes cheese sandwiches.

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Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	900) Is a cheese sandwich

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rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,666	935) is a cheese sandwich but thinks he is a ham sandwich.

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Shotgun raisin Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: the path of the Mean Posts: 2,664	563)He regularly has sex with Espada 564)He has monkey aids

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cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: i gotta do something important so people will respect me… like be a senator… or a wizard Posts: 9,708	256 - Never featured in the hit TV series Iron Chef.

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Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	945 - Never had a Top Of The Pops track.

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cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: i gotta do something important so people will respect me… like be a senator… or a wizard Posts: 9,708	267 - Probably sings Karaoke really really badly.

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Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	980 - Probably beats his wife regularly and spits in his kids food.

8th July 2008, 16:33	#190 (permalink)
rimaldo Out of the closet, into life. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: the heath. Posts: 9,666	985) likes to wander down tottenham court road pretending to be japanese.

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cesc's_mullet Get a haircut Hippy! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: i gotta do something important so people will respect me… like be a senator… or a wizard Posts: 9,708	256 - Owen Hargreaves has curlier hair than him

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Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	1001 - Thinks he's a Malaysian Tourist

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R.Nilsson7 First Team Sub Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Dimitar Berbatov's balcony Posts: 6,303	725) Doesn't like squirrels or racoons.

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Hectic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Created by two, felt by millions - T.I.O.T.R Posts: 22,458	1200) Tried to fuck a turtle in 99'