Stupidest "IF" questions.

Partizan · 14th August 2008, 18:58

In the manner of a five year old child.

If you eat snow is it a food or a drink?

Rutilus Diabolu · 14th August 2008, 19:07

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Originally Posted by Partizan

In the manner of a five year old child.

If you eat snow is it a food or a drink?

I depends if it's yellow or not.

Partizan · 14th August 2008, 19:08

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Originally Posted by Rutilus Diabolu

I depends if it's yellow or not.

I always like a Frank Zappa quote.

ZIDANE · 14th August 2008, 19:09

If I shit in your handbag...

is it classed as illegally disposing of waste?

rimaldo · 14th August 2008, 19:09

if i stick my willy in my oscillating desk fan will it hurt?

Rutilus Diabolu · 14th August 2008, 19:12

If I continue to contribute to this thread, will it give the originator a real sense of worth??

Partizan · 14th August 2008, 19:14

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Originally Posted by Rutilus Diabolu

If I continue to contribute to this thread, will it give the originator a real sense of worth??

Abso-bloody-lutely.

Rutilus Diabolu · 14th August 2008, 19:18

In that case..........

If my aunty had bollocks, would she really be my uncle??

Hectic · 14th August 2008, 19:22

I'll be the first person in 9 posts to answer your question.

Hectic · 14th August 2008, 19:23

Oh, I forgot to answer your question.

Chorley1974 · 14th August 2008, 19:40

If I suck my cock am I gay?

Partizan · 14th August 2008, 19:40

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Originally Posted by Hectic

Oh, I forgot to answer your question.

If Hectic had answered my question, would he have been the first in nine posts to do so?

Partizan · 14th August 2008, 19:41

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Originally Posted by Chorley1974

If I suck my cock am I gay?

No, Lucky, and double jointed.

Rutilus Diabolu · 14th August 2008, 19:51

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Originally Posted by Partizan

No, Lucky, and double jointed.

A double jointed cock, now that is a novelty.

Partizan · 14th August 2008, 19:56

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Originally Posted by Rutilus Diabolu

A double jointed cock, now that is a novelty.

No, the correct to formulate that in this thread would be.

IF, I had a double jointed cock would it be a novelty.

Ander8on · 14th August 2008, 19:57

If I had nuts on my chest would that make them chestnuts?

If I had nuts under my chin, would that make them chin-nuts? Hell no bitch you'd have a dick in your mouth...

Rutilus Diabolu · 14th August 2008, 20:01

If I was to poke you in the eye with a shitty stick, would you be more concerned with the pain or the smell??

Eyepopper · 14th August 2008, 20:11

If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?

and they say this Shakespeare was a genius... pft.. spoofer if you ask me!

Rutilus Diabolu · 14th August 2008, 20:28

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?

and they say this Shakespeare was a genius... pft.. spoofer if you ask me!

If Shakespere wrote that as a five year old, would he be a genius??

Raven_Blade · 14th August 2008, 20:31

If a mouse goes outside does it become a rat?
If a rat goes inside does it become a mouse?

Tommy · 14th August 2008, 20:38

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Eyepopper · 14th August 2008, 20:51

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Originally Posted by Rutilus Diabolu

If Shakespere wrote that as a five year old, would he be a genius??

no he'd be a precocious little wanker

Dreaded · 14th August 2008, 23:49

If wasn't a word what would I say

101 · 15th August 2008, 10:51

If olive oil comes from olives, does baby oil come from babies?

SiYuan · 15th August 2008, 12:23

If a sperm whale came in your face, would you be in bukkake?

esmufc07 · 15th August 2008, 12:24

If you like cock, are you gay?

TomCat · 15th August 2008, 12:49

If you throw a cat out the window is it kitty litter?

Freak · 15th August 2008, 15:59

If I like touching myself, am I in love?

marcosdeto · 15th August 2008, 16:02

if i buy a new boomerang, how do i get rid of the old one?

Raven_Blade · 15th August 2008, 16:48

If the universe is continually expanding, does that mean we will keep getting fatter?

esmufc07 · 15th August 2008, 16:49

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Originally Posted by marcosdeto

if i buy a new boomerang, how do i get rid of the old one?

rimaldo · 15th August 2008, 16:52

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Originally Posted by marcosdeto

if i buy a new boomerang, how do i get rid of the old one?

throw it whilst standing next to a fire so when it comes back it lands in the fire. fire is the boomerang's natural enemy.

marcosdeto · 15th August 2008, 16:58

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throw it whilst standing next to a fire so when it comes back it lands in the fire. fire is the boomerang's natural enemy.

mine too

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