Stupidest "IF" questions.

brophs · 15th August 2008, 17:26

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Originally Posted by a_devil_inside

land on its feet because its not toast.
But if you were to toast the cat first then butter it, that may be different

I always toast the cat first.

Jake · 15th August 2008, 17:29

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Originally Posted by Raven_Blade

If a mouse goes outside does it become a rat?
If a rat goes inside does it become a mouse?

damn you just made a fact right there.

marcosdeto · 15th August 2008, 17:30

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Originally Posted by brophs

I always toast the cat first.

me too! i hate the taste of raw cats with butter

Raven_Blade · 15th August 2008, 17:54

If you go to bed alive and wake up dead? Can you go to bed dead and wake up alive?

Thats some quantum shit right there!

a_devil_inside · 15th August 2008, 18:59

and how do you go to bed dead without someone else doing it for you

Raven_Blade · 15th August 2008, 19:12

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Originally Posted by a_devil_inside

and how do you go to bed dead without someone else doing it for you

These are stupid IF questions. They are not meant to make sense and besides you answered your own question.

Chorley1974 · 15th August 2008, 19:39

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Originally Posted by brophs

If toast always lands on the buttered side, and a cat always lands on it's feet-what happens if you butter a cat's back?

It gets through the cat flap quicker

brophs · 15th August 2008, 19:54

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Originally Posted by Chorley1974

It gets through the cat flap quicker

Okay then, the cat flap has been nailed shut, as have the windows. GO!

Red442 · 15th August 2008, 21:01

If I kill a man, am I a bad person?

marcosdeto · 15th August 2008, 21:32

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Originally Posted by Red442

If I kill a man, am I a bad person?

yes, unless the man you kill is yourself, in which case you are a stupid person, but a good one

Chorley1974 · 15th August 2008, 22:12

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Originally Posted by brophs

Okay then, the cat flap has been nailed shut, as have the windows. GO!

I feel the cat's powers are stronger than the toast, it lands on it's feet...fact

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