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Old 7th October 2008, 17:45   #1 (permalink)
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Talking to the Cops
just got off the phone with the coppers. nerve wracking stuff that. in person it's not a problem but on the phone it's crazy.
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Old 7th October 2008, 17:49   #2 (permalink)
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Depends on the region. Peel region are fuckers whether on the phone or not. Which region you talking to?
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Old 7th October 2008, 17:50   #3 (permalink)
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I hope you've told them that you're not guilty.

Rule one - It's never your fault.
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Old 7th October 2008, 17:50   #4 (permalink)
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Depends on the region. Peel region are fuckers whether on the phone or not. Which region you talking to?
last three calls have been RCMP Officers.
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Old 7th October 2008, 17:51   #5 (permalink)
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I hope you've told them that you're not guilty.

Rule one - It's never your fault.
not guilty of anything, mate. but thanks for the advice.
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Old 7th October 2008, 17:53   #6 (permalink)
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last three times have been RCMP Officers.
Why you talking to them? Has this anything to do with that drug bust they did up north a week ago
Attitude wise these guys a lot better than the OPP. The OPP have a cucumber up their ass all the time. Downtown's way worse still.
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Old 7th October 2008, 17:54   #7 (permalink)
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Why you talking to them? Has this anything to do with that drug bust they did up north a week ago
Attitude wise these guys a lot better than the OPP. The OPP have a cucumber up their ass all the time. Downtown's way worse still.
I called crimestoppers last month. I wasn't expecting a cop to answer but his voice said it all, career RCMP Officer, I nearly shit myself.

The other two calls have been about some personal business, no legal trouble they're vetting me for some licencing shit.
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Old 7th October 2008, 18:15   #8 (permalink)
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I called crimestoppers last month. I wasn't expecting a cop to answer but his voice said it all, career RCMP Officer, I nearly shit myself.

The other two calls have been about some personal business, no legal trouble they're vetting me for some licencing shit.
what type of business you have if you don't me asking?
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Old 7th October 2008, 18:15   #9 (permalink)
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Refusing to pay some kind of license eh?

Fecking tax dodging welch
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Refusing to pay some kind of license eh?

Fecking tax dodging welch
Add it to the list, Moose shagging, panty wearing, tax dodging welch.

Proper sexy though.
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Old 7th October 2008, 18:23   #11 (permalink)
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I called crimestoppers last month. I wasn't expecting a cop to answer but his voice said it all, career RCMP Officer, I nearly shit myself.

The other two calls have been about some personal business, no legal trouble they're vetting me for some licencing shit.
it's all those guns you keep buying. maybe they want to see if you need more ammo?
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Old 7th October 2008, 18:29   #12 (permalink)
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what type of business you have if you don't me asking?
it's not business related, I work in an office.

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Refusing to pay some kind of license eh?

Fecking tax dodging welch


They have already billed my credit card for the licence.

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Add it to the list, Moose shagging, panty wearing, tax dodging welch.

Proper sexy though.
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it's all those guns you keep buying. maybe they want to see if you need more ammo?
Not yet, first I need the licence. Nearly there, though.
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Old 7th October 2008, 18:30   #13 (permalink)
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I had to ring the police the other week...they were really kind and helpful.
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Old 7th October 2008, 18:32   #14 (permalink)
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I had to ring the police the other week...they were really kind and helpful.
Oh yeah, I don't doubt that but it's spooky talking to them, especially answering questions.
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The title reminded me of the lyrics to Jay Z - 99 problems

In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know alot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
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Old 7th October 2008, 18:50   #17 (permalink)
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Hope they lock you up for good.
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Old 7th October 2008, 19:30   #18 (permalink)
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I'm a cop you idiot
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Old 7th October 2008, 19:31   #19 (permalink)
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Old 7th October 2008, 19:40   #20 (permalink)
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I'm a cop you idiot
aren't you a chick? chick cops are hot.

and anyway I only said it was spooky talking to them, not cop hating here. I was bundle of nerves. Important questions were asked.
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aren't you a chick? chick cops are hot.

and anyway I only said it was spooky talking to them, not cop hating here. I was bundle of nerves. Important questions were asked.
No, I am not a chick and I am not a cop. That being said chick cops are hot.
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Old 7th October 2008, 19:51   #22 (permalink)
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No, I am not a chick and I am not a cop. That being said chick cops are hot.
good that we agree, then. someone here is a chick. I'm on a mission to find out.
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No, I am not a chick and I am not a cop. That being said chick cops are hot.
you were on the WUM and I didn't even notice, until now...

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This is a pic of me* with jamon



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you were on the WUM and I didn't even notice, until now...
Yeah, I was just messing about. I didn't think anyone believed that.
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Yeah, I was just messing about. I didn't think anyone believed that.
well, I sure didn't.
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well, I sure didn't.
I don't even know what the hell jamon is.
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Old 7th October 2008, 20:03   #27 (permalink)
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nicely done.
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Old 7th October 2008, 20:06   #28 (permalink)
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Yeah, I was just messing about. I didn't think anyone believed that.
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I don't even know what the hell jamon is.
i feel betrayed

i thought you were different
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i feel betrayed

i thought you were different
Does this mean that I will stop receiving those PM's from you?
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aren't you a chick? chick cops are hot.

and anyway I only said it was spooky talking to them, not cop hating here. I was bundle of nerves. Important questions were asked.
seriously, in Montreal every woman cop is hot.

Cops are less nerve-wracking than when I tried crossing the border to the US this summer. What a bunch of pricks they are. Fecking complicated if you`re not a Canadian citizen. Still, it could have been worse; the cunt next to me was a spitting image of bin Laden. You can bet your life he was followed everywhere by 2 armed guards.
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