Terrible names for children

cesc's_mullet · 8th July 2008, 17:03

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Originally Posted by thoward

Richard Edward (Dick Ed)

Badcock is the worst surname i've seen.

Richard Badcock rings a bell for some reason.

Shotgun raisin · 8th July 2008, 17:08

If you call your child Mehro, you're consigning him to a future of unadulterated gayness.

rimaldo · 8th July 2008, 17:10

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Originally Posted by Shotgun raisin

If you call your child Mehro, you're consigning him to a future of unadulterated gayness.

don't forget a lack of female interaction.

Shotgun raisin · 8th July 2008, 17:28

And a lack of female interaction.

rimaldo · 8th July 2008, 17:29

lovely stuff.

Smith Cove · 8th July 2008, 17:43

My two favourites were a guy that went to school with a fomer girlfriend of mine. His name was Marshall Hart.

A girl called Theresa Tickle. Growing up her family called her Tess. I never met a girl more determined to get married.

Rahul · 8th July 2008, 17:49

sukhdeep

cesc's_mullet · 8th July 2008, 17:52

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Originally Posted by Smith Cove

My two favourites were a guy that went to school with a fomer girlfriend of mine. His name was Marshall Hart.

A girl called Theresa Tickle. Growing up her family called her Tess. I never met a girl more determined to get married.

bollox

Dr. Dwayne · 8th July 2008, 17:59

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Originally Posted by thoward

Richard Edward (Dick Ed)

Badcock is the worst surname i've seen.

I went to high school with a fella whose last name was Grewcock.

Smith Cove · 8th July 2008, 18:18

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Originally Posted by cesc's_mullet

bollox

What do you want, birth certificates?

jveezy · 8th July 2008, 20:37

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Li...et|NBC%20Video

Cock Biscuit · 8th July 2008, 20:40

Knob Head.

RedDevil#26655 · 8th July 2008, 20:46

Leigh Monk, yes thats Lee, its just spelt wierdly. And yes Monk as in Monkey.

George Dyson...known as the king of hoovers and also "Dyso"

Jake · 8th July 2008, 20:49

just a few from my school -

joeseph william killpatrick, joe will kill patrick.

sophie dyde, not too bad but every register everyone shouts 'did she?'

schamall mafanny - just

Chorley1974 · 8th July 2008, 20:57

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Originally Posted by Johnno

I once shagged a bird called Gareth, quality lass who even let me stick it up her bum. In fact, she insisted I only put it up her bum, hmmmm.....

RedDevil#26655 · 8th July 2008, 21:51

another one - Ryan Kill

sev_franklin · 8th July 2008, 22:01

Velvet Jelly

Ivor Ballokov · 8th July 2008, 22:13

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Originally Posted by Matt23v2

no

Other bad names for children - Teresa Green

One of my neighbours is called that.

True story, a friend of mine was having sex with his then girlfriend, it was his first time but not hers. Anyway they start going at it when he notices things have got extremely damp below, looking down he is shocked to see this brown smelly liquid coming from his girlfriend. Freaked out he asks her if that was normal and she replies "no but I'm allergic to latex so that could be why". The story gets even better when you find out his name is Richard Brown.... or Dick Brown as we now call him.

Crustanoid · 8th July 2008, 22:18

Derek Hunt (say it fast)

Derek Weir

Swerny · 8th July 2008, 22:23

Hugh G. Rection

RedDevil#26655 · 8th July 2008, 22:34

Roger · 9th July 2008, 00:46

Mike Hunt.

Roger · 9th July 2008, 00:46

Seymoor Dicks.

Sam#1 · 9th July 2008, 00:47

Elvis

esmufc07 · 9th July 2008, 00:47

I knew it as soon as I saw Sam#1!!!

Cunt!

Sam#1 · 9th July 2008, 00:48

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Originally Posted by esmufc07

I knew it as soon as I saw Sam#1!!!

Cunt!

Sorry.

Pablo76 · 9th July 2008, 00:54

i also went to school with a theresa green , she wasnt really bothered by anyone about it it wasnt that funny.
Used to work with a guy called antony richard head ( dick head ) and his mum was called pat may head. we all thought that was pretty funny.
also my nephew is called alfie trafford.

GazM · 9th July 2008, 01:00

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Originally Posted by Sam#1

Elvis

Quote:

Originally Posted by esmufc07

I knew it as soon as I saw Sam#1!!!

Cunt!

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Jake Mine's too big and gay. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Martin Petrovs right foot. Posts: 706	just a few from my school - joeseph william killpatrick, joe will kill patrick. sophie dyde, not too bad but every register everyone shouts 'did she?' schamall mafanny - just

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RedDevil#26655 53 Years Young Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Clouseau: Does you're dog bite? Shop Keeper: No. Clouseau bends down to the dog, only to be bitten Clouseau: I thought you said you're dog does not bite?! Shop Keeper: That, is not my dog. Posts: 3,471	another one - Ryan Kill

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Pablo76 Reserve Team Player Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 711	i also went to school with a theresa green , she wasnt really bothered by anyone about it it wasnt that funny. Used to work with a guy called antony richard head ( dick head ) and his mum was called pat may head. we all thought that was pretty funny. also my nephew is called alfie trafford.