Terrible names for children

Ace · 8th July 2008, 03:38

I went to gradeschool with children bearing the names:

-Brian Ryan
-Evan Evans
-George Bush
-Robbie Fowler

Mind you these kids were born in the early 80's so it was before either Bush was in office and Fowler was but an ugly child.

Do share...

RedCanadian · 8th July 2008, 03:45

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Originally Posted by Ace

-George Bush
-Robbie Fowler

I went to school with a guy named Richard Bush, or as he will forever be known, DickBush

Mr. MUJAC · 8th July 2008, 03:48

We had a girl at school called Monica Harr.......she really copped it at roll call when last names were read out first!

Others were Martin Zoglmeyer, Frank Mol, Kenny Fuch (he pronounced it rhyming with much...but at a parents evening his dad said it rhyming with fuck!....we all pissed ourselves)

Ernest Barbarian, Martin Broomhead........just a few I remember

77 · 8th July 2008, 03:49

I worked with a bloke called Dick Palmer

Ace · 8th July 2008, 04:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. MUJAC

We had a girl at school called Monica Harr.......she really copped it at roll call when last names were read out first!

Johnno · 8th July 2008, 04:29

One of my best mates is called Eddie Murphy.
I also worked out in the bush with a guy called Ricky Martin.
Once at a party, I was chatting to this fella for a bit and asked him his name an he said it was Adolph - I thought he was pulling a pisser until someone I knew told me no, he was in fact unfortunately called Adolph....

Wibble · 8th July 2008, 05:15

There is a kid at the football club who has the first name Tequila.

Which seemed a tad odd to me.

Matt23v2 · 8th July 2008, 05:16

I used to work with a girl called...Robin Banks

anver · 8th July 2008, 05:21

I had a friend named Richard Horn. We called him Horny Dick.

Sarni · 8th July 2008, 05:55

It's pretty fucked up when girl's name sounds boy-ish too.

Andrew for example.

Johnno · 8th July 2008, 06:02

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Originally Posted by Sarni

It's pretty fucked up when girl's name sounds boy-ish too.

Andrew for example.

I once shagged a bird called Gareth, quality lass who even let me stick it up her bum. In fact, she insisted I only put it up her bum, hmmmm.....

Sarni · 8th July 2008, 06:11

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Originally Posted by Johnno

I once shagged a bird called Gareth, quality lass who even let me stick it up her bum. In fact, she insisted I only put it up her bum, hmmmm.....

cesc's_mullet · 8th July 2008, 06:18

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Originally Posted by Johnno

I once shagged a bird called Gareth, quality lass who even let me stick it up her bum. In fact, she insisted I only put it up her bum, hmmmm.....

cesc's_mullet · 8th July 2008, 06:19

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Originally Posted by Matt23v2

I used to work with a girl called...Robin Banks

Did she steal your heart?

Matt23v2 · 8th July 2008, 06:24

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Originally Posted by cesc's_mullet

Did she steal your heart?

no

Other bad names for children - Teresa Green

Jacob · 8th July 2008, 06:57

Annika Book - which in Arabian reads 'I fuck your father'.

sully07 · 8th July 2008, 07:40

Drew Peacock was never a hit with the girls, poor fella

cesc's_mullet · 8th July 2008, 07:50

Sunday Rose Kidman Urban.

WTF's a Country singer doing with a name like Urban anyway?

Marching · 8th July 2008, 07:52

This guy up here used to work in the shipyards and called his son Castiron.

Another lad was called Tarzan by his parents.

And one woman wanted to call her daughter after what she thought was a flower...Clamidia. The registrar refused to register the name and called social services.

All true.

R.Nilsson7 · 8th July 2008, 07:53

Neville Neville

ERICSAGOD · 8th July 2008, 07:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarni

It's pretty fucked up when girl's name sounds boy-ish too.

Andrew for example.

Poor example . . . ''Andrew'' apparently means ''manly''.

WeasteDevil · 8th July 2008, 08:16

Yes, from the Greek, and everyone knows what they were like.

cesc's_mullet · 8th July 2008, 08:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marching

This guy up here used to work in the shipyards and called his son Castiron.

Another lad was called Tarzan by his parents.

And one woman wanted to call her daughter after what she thought was a flower...Clamidia. The registrar refused to register the name and called social services.

All true.

Roger · 8th July 2008, 08:30

Paul Potts, the bloke won Britains Got No Talent. When I heard his name mentioned for the first time I was outraged I thought they said Pol Pot had won.

Roger · 8th July 2008, 08:36

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Originally Posted by cesc's_mullet

Sunday Rose Kidman Urban.

WTF's a Country singer doing with a name like Urban anyway?

I like the first two names, Sunday Roast.

Partizan · 8th July 2008, 09:44

Cuntface ratfucker.....That'd be a bad name to give a kid.

Cambo · 8th July 2008, 10:26

I went to school with a guy called Lincoln Hands

poisson · 8th July 2008, 10:30

i had a guy in my class called fakrudin.

redmanc · 8th July 2008, 10:57

I went to school with a girl called Terresa Green, poor girl never heard the end of it

Snake Doctor · 8th July 2008, 11:08

A friend of mine is called Renault and his gf is called Clio haha!!

Collina · 8th July 2008, 11:19

Espen Hoff.

GE · 8th July 2008, 11:27

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Originally Posted by 77

I worked with a bloke called Dick Palmer

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Ace Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Da Silva Fever Posts: 1,507	Terrible names for children I went to gradeschool with children bearing the names: -Brian Ryan -Evan Evans -George Bush -Robbie Fowler Mind you these kids were born in the early 80's so it was before either Bush was in office and Fowler was but an ugly child. Do share...

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Mr. MUJAC Talent spotter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Louis Rocca started it all... Posts: 2,190	We had a girl at school called Monica Harr.......she really copped it at roll call when last names were read out first! Others were Martin Zoglmeyer, Frank Mol, Kenny Fuch (he pronounced it rhyming with much...but at a parents evening his dad said it rhyming with fuck!....we all pissed ourselves) Ernest Barbarian, Martin Broomhead........just a few I remember

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Johnno Destroyer of bullies Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 5,809	One of my best mates is called Eddie Murphy. I also worked out in the bush with a guy called Ricky Martin. Once at a party, I was chatting to this fella for a bit and asked him his name an he said it was Adolph - I thought he was pulling a pisser until someone I knew told me no, he was in fact unfortunately called Adolph....

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Sarni nice guy, unassuming, objective United fan. Thinks hes intelligent though. Nutter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Krasnik, Poland Posts: 10,933	It's pretty fucked up when girl's name sounds boy-ish too. Andrew for example.

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Marching Active Admin Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne Posts: 27,141	This guy up here used to work in the shipyards and called his son Castiron. Another lad was called Tarzan by his parents. And one woman wanted to call her daughter after what she thought was a flower...Clamidia. The registrar refused to register the name and called social services. All true.

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