Tis a sad day in the general..

Eyepopper · 23rd June 2008, 14:19

Firstly pert is gone, whacked with a big fuck off banning stick, banished, banned never to post again, an ex-poster if you will..

By and large (no pun intended) a good poster that for one reason or another has fallen like so many before him.

You will be missed brother...

Add to that the fact that today we lost what was on course to be the Generals most successful ever thread. Standing at 50 odd pages, with about 1800 posts and almost 64,000 views the OFFICIAL NSFW Thread has been deleted. The official reason being that some of the images were loading trojan clickers (however I have my suspicions that the real reason was that the thread was responsible for pushing one or two posters, who shall remain nameless, far beyond their 4 wanks a day limit). Whatever the reason, its gone, and so many fantastic tits and arses are gone with it.

In and of themselves these happenings are a loss for the cafe, combined they are near devastating... Personally I'm terribly depressed...

At this point I'm not sure the general will ever recover...

Will there be a temporary thread or sub forum offer counseling to those most in need?

Partizan · 23rd June 2008, 14:24

Anyone for Prozac?

Dr. Dwayne · 23rd June 2008, 14:24

The General, you will find, Eyepopper, is greater than any thread or poster. The General will always survive, threads and posters come and go. Reminds me of a certain football club, actually...

RIP pert, you will be missed.

Cornell · 23rd June 2008, 14:24

FFS! There are porn forums out there you know!

Pertyboy is certainly a loss.

a_devil_inside · 23rd June 2008, 14:26

Hip Hip Hooray!

Eyepopper · 23rd June 2008, 14:26

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Originally Posted by Cornell

FFS! There are porn forums out there you know!

I'm guessing sense of humor isn't high on your list of strong personality traits?

bazalini · 23rd June 2008, 14:27

Lads I am speaking with Pert at present - all I can say is that he is a blubbering mess.

As he just said to me - Its like breaking up with your girlfriend if not worse

Cornell · 23rd June 2008, 14:29

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

I'm guessing sense of humor isn't high on your list of strong personality traits?

It is actually. I might have mistaken you with someone else earlier who was acting as if they'd lost their best friend. Apologies if I did.

Eyepopper · 23rd June 2008, 14:29

he's never had a girlfriend baz has he?

Eyepopper · 23rd June 2008, 14:31

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Originally Posted by Cornell

It is actually. I might have mistaken you with someone else earlier who was acting as if they'd lost their best friend. Apologies if I did.

Bear in mind that fucking thread was as close as some of these lads are ever gonna get to a 'real' woman... its a massive loss.... especially to those in secure mental institutions!

Paz · 23rd June 2008, 14:31

why did he get the ban then? gosh, some mods are like drama queens on here (ala bannings and deleting/locking/merging threads), relax!

1871_Biscuit · 23rd June 2008, 14:31

Why was he banned?

And how come you all know about banning's straight away, where as i don't know until hours laters. Me and Pert were like that. Im going to miss you brother.

Cornell · 23rd June 2008, 14:32

He went back to ManUtdTalk with Revelz and continued stirring shit up.

He was asking for it i'm afraid. Not that I won't miss the Pert man

Eyepopper · 23rd June 2008, 14:32

For anyone that doesnt know GB came home last night to find pert naked in his living room.... now we all have sexual fantasies about GB but they need to remain fantasy lads... you cant go breaking into someones house and stripping off in their front room!!!

Wonder Pigeon · 23rd June 2008, 14:33

He was banned for acting the muppet and not leaving things alone, as far as I can see.

RIP pert, you let the e-fame go to your head and fell in with a bad crowd. Of one.

As Plech would say, respect each other.

Eyepopper · 23rd June 2008, 14:36

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Originally Posted by Wonder Pigeon

He was banned for acting the muppet and not leaving things alone, as far as I can see.

RIP pert, you let the e-fame go to your head and fell in with a bad crowd. Of one.

As Plech would say, respect each other.

and dont break into mods houses expecting sex... that bits important too...

Wonder Pigeon · 23rd June 2008, 14:38

Usually mods break into your house, demanding sex.

Except for noodle, who burns GG's house down instead.

brophs · 23rd June 2008, 14:38

Pert seemed like a decent poster, and could be quite funny when it suited him, but from what I can see he's had numerous warnings, and continued to act the dick. He brought it on himself, so I find it pretty hard to get any sympathy for him.

Paz · 23rd June 2008, 14:38

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Originally Posted by Wonder Pigeon

He was banned for acting the muppet and not leaving things alone, as far as I can see.

RIP pert, you let the e-fame go to your head and fell in with a bad crowd. Of one.

As Plech would say, respect each other.

- FFS over-reacting Mods, IMHO the mods are turning into Roman Abrahmovics, they have the power, fair enough, but most 'fans' prefer a club being run by the manager/players...with minimal interference...maybe not the best analogy, but you get my gist...

bazalini · 23rd June 2008, 14:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by brophs

Pert seemed like a decent poster, and could be quite funny when it suited him, but from what I can see he's had numerous warnings, and continued to act the dick. He brought it on himself, so I find it pretty hard to get any sympathy for him.

He got carried away with all this I'm afraid.

Which is sad. He needs time out.

I would just ban him until start of new season and only allow him to post between the hours of 7am and 11am each day thereafter

marcosdeto · 23rd June 2008, 14:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paz

- FFS over-reacting Mods, IMHO the mods are turning into Roman Abrahmovics, they have the power, fair enough, but most 'fans' prefer a club being run by the manager/players...with minimal interference...maybe not the best analogy, but you get my gist...

is not like that mate

Wonder Pigeon · 23rd June 2008, 14:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paz

- FFS over-reacting Mods, IMHO the mods are turning into Roman Abrahmovics, they have the power, fair enough, but most 'fans' prefer a club being run by the manager/players...with minimal interference...maybe not the best analogy, but you get my gist...

I do get your gist, I also think you're an idiot.

If anything, Niall is the "Abramavich" of the site, as he created it and pays for it. The mods and admins are more the managers.

What kind of bizarre football fan wants the players running things?

Your analogy is stupid. You are stupid. Your dog and cousin are both stupid.

Sam#1 · 23rd June 2008, 14:45

It's his own fault.

Anyway, RIP pert.

Cornell · 23rd June 2008, 14:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paz

- FFS over-reacting Mods, IMHO the mods are turning into Roman Abrahmovics, they have the power, fair enough, but most 'fans' prefer a club being run by the manager/players...with minimal interference...maybe not the best analogy, but you get my gist...

To be fair, Pert got a warning and proceeded to drag the Caf's name through the mud by continuing the wind up.

Paz · 23rd June 2008, 14:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by marcosdeto

is not like that mate

ah okay, well I aint in the thick of the politics of it all, I take your word then

1871_Biscuit · 23rd June 2008, 14:46

Is he permanently banned?

How can Pert be banned, thought he was a mod?

Eyepopper · 23rd June 2008, 14:46

look,,, FUCK PERT... what about the fucking tits and arses???? eh? eh?

Sam#1 · 23rd June 2008, 14:47

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Originally Posted by 1871_Biscuit

thought he was a mod?

marcosdeto · 23rd June 2008, 14:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paz

ah okay, well I aint in the thick of the politics of it all, I take your word then

if you have the time, read this thread, you'll see what happened

FAO of those wumming that other forum

cheers

Wonder Pigeon · 23rd June 2008, 14:47

pert was never a mod, he pretended he was for WUMing.

marcosdeto · 23rd June 2008, 14:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyepopper

look,,, FUCK PERT... what about the fucking tits and arses???? eh? eh?

Paz · 23rd June 2008, 14:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cornell

23rd June 2008, 14:19	#1 (permalink)
Eyepopper First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lowering the Tone since 2006 Posts: 16,845	Tis a sad day in the general.. Firstly pert is gone, whacked with a big fuck off banning stick, banished, banned never to post again, an ex-poster if you will.. By and large (no pun intended) a good poster that for one reason or another has fallen like so many before him. You will be missed brother... Add to that the fact that today we lost what was on course to be the Generals most successful ever thread. Standing at 50 odd pages, with about 1800 posts and almost 64,000 views the OFFICIAL NSFW Thread has been deleted. The official reason being that some of the images were loading trojan clickers (however I have my suspicions that the real reason was that the thread was responsible for pushing one or two posters, who shall remain nameless, far beyond their 4 wanks a day limit). Whatever the reason, its gone, and so many fantastic tits and arses are gone with it. In and of themselves these happenings are a loss for the cafe, combined they are near devastating... Personally I'm terribly depressed... At this point I'm not sure the general will ever recover... Will there be a temporary thread or sub forum offer counseling to those most in need?

23rd June 2008, 14:24	#2 (permalink)
Partizan Cheesy Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: I'm not a stranger, I'm Nani's cousin, and I have an evil head. it runs in the Family. Posts: 3,333	Anyone for Prozac?

23rd June 2008, 14:24	#3 (permalink)
Dr. Dwayne self confessed womens pantie wearer Join Date: May 2006 Location: form is emptiness, emptiness is form. Posts: 14,284	The General, you will find, Eyepopper, is greater than any thread or poster. The General will always survive, threads and posters come and go. Reminds me of a certain football club, actually... RIP pert, you will be missed.

23rd June 2008, 14:24	#4 (permalink)
Cornell Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sydney 2000. - Wesley Brown is a national hero. Posts: 4,640	FFS! There are porn forums out there you know! Pertyboy is certainly a loss.

23rd June 2008, 14:26	#5 (permalink)
a_devil_inside Big footed hermaphrodite Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Little Britain Posts: 25,797	Hip Hip Hooray!

23rd June 2008, 14:27	#7 (permalink)
bazalini Join Date: May 2000 Location: President of The Bring Back "Charlie Devils, Neil Thomson & Clayton Blackmore" Fan Clubs Posts: 16,652	Lads I am speaking with Pert at present - all I can say is that he is a blubbering mess. As he just said to me - Its like breaking up with your girlfriend if not worse

23rd June 2008, 14:29	#9 (permalink)
Eyepopper First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lowering the Tone since 2006 Posts: 16,845	he's never had a girlfriend baz has he?

23rd June 2008, 14:31	#11 (permalink)
Paz Smudger lover Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: ...corner by Beckham, punched out by James.....CANTONAAAAAA!! Posts: 7,633	why did he get the ban then? gosh, some mods are like drama queens on here (ala bannings and deleting/locking/merging threads), relax!

23rd June 2008, 14:31	#12 (permalink)
1871_Biscuit Cock Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Reading, Berkshire Viva Los Hombres de Galleta! Urzzz Posts: 7,223	Why was he banned? And how come you all know about banning's straight away, where as i don't know until hours laters. Me and Pert were like that. Im going to miss you brother.

23rd June 2008, 14:32	#13 (permalink)
Cornell Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sydney 2000. - Wesley Brown is a national hero. Posts: 4,640	He went back to ManUtdTalk with Revelz and continued stirring shit up. He was asking for it i'm afraid. Not that I won't miss the Pert man

23rd June 2008, 14:32	#14 (permalink)
Eyepopper First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lowering the Tone since 2006 Posts: 16,845	For anyone that doesnt know GB came home last night to find pert naked in his living room.... now we all have sexual fantasies about GB but they need to remain fantasy lads... you cant go breaking into someones house and stripping off in their front room!!!

23rd June 2008, 14:33	#15 (permalink)
Wonder Pigeon Pooping on people Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: LukeDunneComics Posts: 8,094	He was banned for acting the muppet and not leaving things alone, as far as I can see. RIP pert, you let the e-fame go to your head and fell in with a bad crowd. Of one. As Plech would say, respect each other.

23rd June 2008, 14:38	#17 (permalink)
Wonder Pigeon Pooping on people Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: LukeDunneComics Posts: 8,094	Usually mods break into your house, demanding sex. Except for noodle, who burns GG's house down instead.

23rd June 2008, 14:38	#18 (permalink)
brophs Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Dublin. Posts: 4,547	Pert seemed like a decent poster, and could be quite funny when it suited him, but from what I can see he's had numerous warnings, and continued to act the dick. He brought it on himself, so I find it pretty hard to get any sympathy for him.

23rd June 2008, 14:45	#23 (permalink)
Sam#1 First Team Regular Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Leroy Lita Posts: 14,087	It's his own fault. Anyway, RIP pert.

23rd June 2008, 14:46	#26 (permalink)
1871_Biscuit Cock Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Reading, Berkshire Viva Los Hombres de Galleta! Urzzz Posts: 7,223	Is he permanently banned? How can Pert be banned, thought he was a mod?

23rd June 2008, 14:46	#27 (permalink)
Eyepopper First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lowering the Tone since 2006 Posts: 16,845	look,,, FUCK PERT... what about the fucking tits and arses???? eh? eh?

23rd June 2008, 14:47	#30 (permalink)
Wonder Pigeon Pooping on people Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: LukeDunneComics Posts: 8,094	pert was never a mod, he pretended he was for WUMing.