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Old 24th June 2008, 10:43   #121 (permalink)
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aren't you usually really mellow?
No. Shut up. You are stupid. You great grandfather is stupid. The closest tree to your place of work is stupid.
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Old 24th June 2008, 10:44   #122 (permalink)
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Perts banning hits Wonder Pigeon harder than anyone could have expected...
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Old 24th June 2008, 10:48   #123 (permalink)
 
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Perts banning hits Wonder Pigeon harder than anyone could have expected...
Noticed that too
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Old 24th June 2008, 11:47   #124 (permalink)
 
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No. Shut up. You are stupid. You great grandfather is stupid. The closest tree to your place of work is stupid.
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Old 24th June 2008, 11:54   #125 (permalink)
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No. Shut up. You are stupid. You great grandfather is stupid. The closest tree to your place of work is stupid.
there is a pigeon nesting in the tree closest to my office. does that make it stupid too? or is it classed as a separate entity to the tree? what about its fledglings?
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:08   #126 (permalink)
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The fledglings can get fucked.
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:09   #127 (permalink)
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The fledglings can get fucked.
i tried that, they are bloody hard to catch.
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:09   #128 (permalink)
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Noticed that too
It's made me hit the bottle.

Not a wise move, as now there's drink all over the floor and a lot of glass stuck in my hand.
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:10   #129 (permalink)
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i tried that, they are bloody hard to catch.
Cut down the tree.
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:13   #130 (permalink)
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that won't help, i have shaken the nest out of the tree a couple of times but they are too quick for me. their beaks are bloody sharp too. are you fluent in pigeon, wonder pigeon? i was wondering you could help me talk them round into accompanying me on a date to a fancy restaurant then back to my place afterwards but i don't know how to get this across to them, they seemed disinterested with my 20 minute presentation complete with pie chart handout.
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:14   #131 (permalink)
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Pigeons don't understand words.

Violence is all they understand-what you need is some dynamite.
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:25   #132 (permalink)
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that might help, though they are pretty well entrenched in the tree, i have laid siege to it pretty constantly over the past few weeks, losing many a good man and have made little progress in my quest. though tired, hungry and fatigued i continue fight on to gain my right of intercourse with one or all of the fledglings.
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:26   #133 (permalink)
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Or you could just by them flowers, they quite like flowers.
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Old 24th June 2008, 12:29   #134 (permalink)
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i will give that a go, i am not happy about it though so they will have to make do with some flowers from either a garage or a selection of weeds from the garden outside my office window.
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Old 8th July 2008, 02:55   #135 (permalink)
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We even went as far as discussing his age, concerns of him spending more time with his e-buddy, and the detriment it could have on his life going forward.

Here's wishing you the very best Pert. Go be your own man, don't let others be influencing your life. Fulfill the potential which you so clearly have. Forget the internet for some time.
Well that backfired...
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Old 8th July 2008, 03:05   #136 (permalink)
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Bloody hell, look what pert has been driven to
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Old 8th July 2008, 03:40   #137 (permalink)
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Old 8th July 2008, 07:13   #140 (permalink)
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Old 8th July 2008, 07:59   #141 (permalink)
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Old 8th July 2008, 14:51   #144 (permalink)
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I had Photoshop open, and then saw a thread about emos - seemed appropriate
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I had Photoshop open, and then saw a thread about emos - seemed appropriate
Hehe brilliant.

Must be a picture of Pertyboy I haven't seen before.
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Old 8th July 2008, 15:08   #148 (permalink)
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Old 8th July 2008, 15:26   #149 (permalink)
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Must be a picture of Pertyboy I haven't seen before.
It's actually the same as always, I just slimmed it down a bit and removed some of the redness to make it more emo-like.
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Old 8th July 2008, 15:57   #150 (permalink)
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Old 8th July 2008, 20:39   #151 (permalink)
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