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8th February 2008, 02:17
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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
He politely explained that racial stereotyping was not clever and asked her to leave. |
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8th February 2008, 02:27
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Get a haircut Hippy!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: i gotta do something important so people will respect me… like be a senator… or a wizard
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 Well that was certainly unexpected. |
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8th February 2008, 06:50
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Cafe Grandmaster 2008
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A bear and rabbit were taking a shit in the forest.
The bear turned to the rabbit. " Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur"? And the rabbit said no. The bear took the rabbit and wiped his ass. |
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29th February 2008, 14:00
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Cockface McSticklebrick
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: He plays on the left, he plays on the riiiiiiiight, our boy Ronaldo made you look shite.
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I love the way there are always some on this thread who spectacularly miss the point.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he was a social outcast. |
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12th May 2008, 01:12
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Cockface McSticklebrick
Join Date: Jul 2006
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A polar bear walks into a bar, and says to the barman "Hey, I'd like a gin............................................... ......
.................................................. .......... ..and tonic" The barman says "Why the big pause?" The polar bear says "I was just trying to decide what mixer to have with my gin" So the barman pours his drink and the polar bear enjoys a refreshing beverage. |
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12th May 2008, 01:12
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Cockface McSticklebrick
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: He plays on the left, he plays on the riiiiiiiight, our boy Ronaldo made you look shite.
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a man goes to a dentist and says "i think im a moth"
the dentist days, well if you think you are a moth, why are you in the dentists office? the man replies "its my 6 monthly checkup" |
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12th May 2008, 01:15
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Cockface McSticklebrick
Join Date: Jul 2006
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A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried. The doctor looked at her thoughtfully for a moment and asked, "Are you a natural blonde?" "Why, yes," she said. "I thought so," said the doctor, "I'm afraid you have haemophilia." |
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12th May 2008, 01:16
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Cockface McSticklebrick
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: He plays on the left, he plays on the riiiiiiiight, our boy Ronaldo made you look shite.
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A foreman on a construction site was assigned three new workers, two big strong local men, and a little guy from Japan. Because of their size, the foreman gave the two locals the digging work, and told the Japanese man "You'll be in charge of supplies." After an hour or so, the foreman came back to check on their progress only to find the two locals sitting down doing nothing. "What happened? Why aren't you at work?" The men replied that their tools were broken and that the Japanese man in charge of supplies, had di |
