wearing another man's box?

rimaldo · 21st June 2008, 00:28

does borrowing and wearing another man's cricket box make you gay?

rufus diabolus · 21st June 2008, 00:31

Not unless he has crabs.

1871_Biscuit · 21st June 2008, 00:31

Not unless he's still wearing it.

I_live_cement · 21st June 2008, 00:32

It certainly makes me happy.

rimaldo · 21st June 2008, 00:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by rufus diabolus

Not unless he has crabs.

no, that's a big relief. i did have to use my fingernails and teeth to scratch away at the dried cheese on the inside though.

1871_Biscuit · 21st June 2008, 00:34

Fair play, nothing like a cheddary dick.

rufus diabolus · 21st June 2008, 00:35

Nothing like a roquefort penis.

1871_Biscuit · 21st June 2008, 00:36

nothing like a Wendslydale knob.

rimaldo · 21st June 2008, 00:36

reminded me more of stilton actually fella's, it spread lovely on some jacob's crackers i tell you.

rufus diabolus · 21st June 2008, 00:39

mmm, got me in the mood for some cheese and crackers now

1871_Biscuit · 21st June 2008, 00:39

You sure its not Philadelphia, that spreads like a good un, i tell ya.

rimaldo · 21st June 2008, 00:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by rufus diabolus

mmm, got me in the mood for some cheese and crackers now

might still have some of the cheese left under my finger nails if you would like me to send it to you.

rufus diabolus · 21st June 2008, 00:41

Yes please, can't beat a bit of stilton on my jacob's.

rimaldo · 21st June 2008, 00:50

sorry, i got as far as scraping it out from under my nails and getting into an envolope but the smell was too alluring and i polished it all off myself. no stilton for you im afraid.

carpy · 21st June 2008, 01:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by rimaldo

does borrowing and wearing another man's cricket box make you gay?

No, a real men would steal another man's box... not borrow it.

Spammy · 21st June 2008, 03:50

No, rimming Graham Norton through a glory hole in a public toilet in Fulham makes you gay.

So I'm told.

Shotgun raisin · 21st June 2008, 03:54

Well thank fuck it was in Brighton then.

Spammy · 21st June 2008, 03:55

In Brighton it's classed as illegal ferret baiting.

Shotgun raisin · 21st June 2008, 03:58

I did some of that too, to be fair.

Spammy · 21st June 2008, 04:29

Lets be honest, who hasn't?

rimaldo · 21st June 2008, 12:05

i haven't, im still waiting for mr. right.

EspadaYdaga · 21st June 2008, 12:08

borrowing the box doesn't make you gay but playing cricket does

rimaldo · 21st June 2008, 12:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by EspadaYdaga

borrowing the box doesn't make you gay but playing cricket does

i beg to differ sir, there is nothing more manly and righteous than a good, old fashioned, solid forward defensive shot.

Rams · 21st June 2008, 12:11

Is that before or after fisting the player with a cricket bat?

rimaldo · 21st June 2008, 12:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rams

Is that before or after fisting the player with a cricket bat?

before of course, the bat fisting starts in the dressing room after the game, when everyone is present to mock the gays who can only handle the bat handle rather than the proper end.

EspadaYdaga · 21st June 2008, 12:17

Chorley1974 · 21st June 2008, 19:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by rimaldo

before of course, the bat fisting starts in the dressing room after the game, when everyone is present to mock the gays who can only handle the bat handle rather than the proper end.

a_devil_inside · 21st June 2008, 19:30

would sniffing another man's gusset make you gay?

rimaldo · 21st June 2008, 19:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by a_devil_inside

would sniffing another man's gusset make you gay?

depends if it aroused you or not i guess.

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