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Old 21st June 2008, 00:28   #1 (permalink)
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wearing another man's box?
does borrowing and wearing another man's cricket box make you gay?
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:31   #2 (permalink)
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Not unless he has crabs.
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:31   #3 (permalink)
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Not unless he's still wearing it.
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:32   #4 (permalink)
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It certainly makes me happy.
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:33   #5 (permalink)
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Not unless he has crabs.
no, that's a big relief. i did have to use my fingernails and teeth to scratch away at the dried cheese on the inside though.
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:34   #6 (permalink)
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Fair play, nothing like a cheddary dick.
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Nothing like a roquefort penis.
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:36   #8 (permalink)
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nothing like a Wendslydale knob.
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:36   #9 (permalink)
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reminded me more of stilton actually fella's, it spread lovely on some jacob's crackers i tell you.
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mmm, got me in the mood for some cheese and crackers now
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:39   #11 (permalink)
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You sure its not Philadelphia, that spreads like a good un, i tell ya.
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:40   #12 (permalink)
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mmm, got me in the mood for some cheese and crackers now
might still have some of the cheese left under my finger nails if you would like me to send it to you.
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Yes please, can't beat a bit of stilton on my jacob's.
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:50   #14 (permalink)
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sorry, i got as far as scraping it out from under my nails and getting into an envolope but the smell was too alluring and i polished it all off myself. no stilton for you im afraid.
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does borrowing and wearing another man's cricket box make you gay?
No, a real men would steal another man's box... not borrow it.
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Old 21st June 2008, 03:50   #16 (permalink)
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No, rimming Graham Norton through a glory hole in a public toilet in Fulham makes you gay.

So I'm told.
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Well thank fuck it was in Brighton then.
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Old 21st June 2008, 03:55   #18 (permalink)
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In Brighton it's classed as illegal ferret baiting.
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Old 21st June 2008, 03:58   #19 (permalink)
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I did some of that too, to be fair.
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Old 21st June 2008, 04:29   #20 (permalink)
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Lets be honest, who hasn't?
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Old 21st June 2008, 12:05   #21 (permalink)
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i haven't, im still waiting for mr. right.
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Old 21st June 2008, 12:08   #22 (permalink)
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borrowing the box doesn't make you gay but playing cricket does
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Old 21st June 2008, 12:11   #23 (permalink)
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borrowing the box doesn't make you gay but playing cricket does
i beg to differ sir, there is nothing more manly and righteous than a good, old fashioned, solid forward defensive shot.
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Is that before or after fisting the player with a cricket bat?
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Old 21st June 2008, 12:17   #25 (permalink)
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Is that before or after fisting the player with a cricket bat?
before of course, the bat fisting starts in the dressing room after the game, when everyone is present to mock the gays who can only handle the bat handle rather than the proper end.
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before of course, the bat fisting starts in the dressing room after the game, when everyone is present to mock the gays who can only handle the bat handle rather than the proper end.
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Old 21st June 2008, 19:30   #28 (permalink)
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would sniffing another man's gusset make you gay?
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Old 21st June 2008, 19:31   #29 (permalink)
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would sniffing another man's gusset make you gay?
depends if it aroused you or not i guess.
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