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Old 20th June 2008, 16:53   #41 (permalink)
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Old 20th June 2008, 17:27   #42 (permalink)
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Old 20th June 2008, 17:39   #44 (permalink)
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I'm guessing GRACIS POR SU VISITA means Thank You For Your Visit?

See, I could become a Spanish Translator

And I have no idea how tall I am.
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Old 20th June 2008, 17:41   #45 (permalink)
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What does +30 Controle Su Peso mean Weaste, does not seem good.
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Old 20th June 2008, 17:42   #46 (permalink)
 
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What does +30 Controle Su Peso mean Weaste, does not seem good.
It means "you are a fat cunt, eat less you twat!"
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Old 20th June 2008, 17:59   #47 (permalink)
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Just wondering do we have any exceptionally tall, or small caftards?

I'm 6"3, good for spotting people in a crowd, not so good when your feet stick out of the end of the bed.

You?
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Old 20th June 2008, 18:08   #48 (permalink)
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6' 1" but I'm still underheight for my weight.
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Old 20th June 2008, 18:23   #49 (permalink)
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Old 20th June 2008, 18:24   #50 (permalink)
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Old 20th June 2008, 18:29   #51 (permalink)
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Hah!!!!!!......


I have to be the shortest fucker on here....5ft 6in!!!

Beat that you tall shits...
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Old 20th June 2008, 18:30   #52 (permalink)
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Old 20th June 2008, 18:52   #53 (permalink)
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Old 20th June 2008, 18:54   #54 (permalink)
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So as expected,everyone on the cafe not only has supermodel looks,a athlete type body,are talented as fuck in everything they do,fuck a different model every night and are also very tall.

Cool.
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Old 20th June 2008, 18:56   #55 (permalink)
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Don't forget the 9'' penii.
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Old 20th June 2008, 18:59   #56 (permalink)
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Right just checked, I'm 179cm without shoes on. One of the smallest cnuts on here then apparently. I could still beat up Spammy though
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Old 20th June 2008, 19:02   #57 (permalink)
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Don't forget the 9'' penii.
Ahh,yes.

I feel special that I am posting on such a forum.
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Old 20th June 2008, 19:04   #58 (permalink)
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6' 1" but I'm still underheight for my weight.
Nice way of saying you're still overweight
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Old 20th June 2008, 19:04   #59 (permalink)
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It means "you are a fat cunt, eat less you twat!"
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Old 20th June 2008, 19:04   #60 (permalink)
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Old 20th June 2008, 19:06   #61 (permalink)
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I'm 178cm or something like that.
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Old 20th June 2008, 19:06   #62 (permalink)
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6' 1" but I'm still underheight for my weight.
Nice way of putting it
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Old 20th June 2008, 19:08   #63 (permalink)
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Right just checked, I'm 179cm without shoes on. One of the smallest cnuts on here then apparently. I could still beat up Spammy though
Dont worry being tall does not mean you are tough, look at Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris

Plus people are probably adding at least one inch on here.
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Old 20th June 2008, 19:16   #64 (permalink)
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Old 20th June 2008, 19:20   #65 (permalink)
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Right just checked, I'm 179cm without shoes on. One of the smallest cnuts on here then apparently. I could still beat up Spammy though

You couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
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Old 20th June 2008, 19:23   #66 (permalink)
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That's 6'1".

About my height as well. 183cm.
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Old 20th June 2008, 19:25   #67 (permalink)
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I'll take your word for it.
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Old 20th June 2008, 19:29   #68 (permalink)
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5'8"

Need more height.
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Old 20th June 2008, 19:33   #69 (permalink)
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Old 20th June 2008, 20:07   #70 (permalink)
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Old 20th June 2008, 20:31   #71 (permalink)
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Old 20th June 2008, 20:41   #72 (permalink)
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Some of you guys are obviously lying. Cunts.
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Old 20th June 2008, 20:51   #73 (permalink)
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Old 20th June 2008, 20:56   #74 (permalink)
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5'7''

Some of you guys are obviously lying. Cunts.
Dont worry about height. Its the length that the ladies really care about.
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