What the hell is wrong with me?

duffer · 27th September 2008, 02:48

OK, so I finished work toaday at about 6pm. I went to thepub with a few friends and had a laugh and got slowly drunk.

At around 10 pm we (me and my 3 mates) started talking to a group of teachers. (teaching for me is pretty much the most important job anybody can do and I am alway very awed/impressed by those who choose this difficult vocation).

I'll be honest and say these were some sexy teachers.

All of them were my age (30) or younger. 2 of them were from northern ireland (an accent I really like on women) and they were all fun and up for a laugh. (The photos will be on facebook for those who are my "friends").

So it's now just gone half 2am and i'm writing this. To you lot.

I have come to the tragic conclusion that I cannot "close the deal" when it comes to girls I really, really like and think I may have a future with.

WTF?

Thoughts?

Alex · 27th September 2008, 02:51

...you're a Chelsea fan, they could tell you were a poser.

Alex · 27th September 2008, 02:53

Seriously though, you can't win every battle and how in fuck would you know if you had a future with them maybe they were crazy bitches. And if you liked them so much why dont you get their number or something instead of trying to pound them 20 minutes after meeting them

Brad · 27th September 2008, 02:55

My advice to you Duffer is to keep stumbling along and cocking it up

You'll probably find that at some random point, for some unknown reason, you end up finding the girl you wanna be with, and it suddenly works for you

Although Lao might not think she's fit. Which would obviously ruin everything

Decotron · 27th September 2008, 04:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad

My advice to you Duffer is to keep stumbling along and cocking it up

You'll probably find that at some random point, for some unknown reason, you end up finding the girl you wanna be with, and it suddenly works for you

Although Lao might not think she's fit. Which would obviously ruin everything

I must admit brad your growing on me

esmufc07 · 27th September 2008, 06:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad

My advice to you Duffer is to keep stumbling along and cocking it up

You'll probably find that at some random point, for some unknown reason, you end up finding the girl you wanna be with, and it suddenly works for you

Although Lao might not think she's fit. Which would obviously ruin everything

Dippersripper · 27th September 2008, 06:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad

My advice to you Duffer is to keep stumbling along and cocking it up

You'll probably find that at some random point, for some unknown reason, you end up finding the girl you wanna be with, and it suddenly works for you

Although Lao might not think she's fit. Which would obviously ruin everything

Stanley Road · 27th September 2008, 09:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by duffer

OK, so I finished work toaday at about 6pm. I went to thepub with a few friends and had a laugh and got slowly drunk.

At around 10 pm we (me and my 3 mates) started talking to a group of teachers. (teaching for me is pretty much the most important job anybody can do and I am alway very awed/impressed by those who choose this difficult vocation).

I'll be honest and say these were some sexy teachers.

All of them were my age (30) or younger. 2 of them were from northern ireland (an accent I really like on women) and they were all fun and up for a laugh. (The photos will be on facebook for those who are my "friends").

So it's now just gone half 2am and i'm writing this. To you lot.

I have come to the tragic conclusion that I cannot "close the deal" when it comes to girls I really, really like and think I may have a future with.

WTF?

Thoughts?

Poof

The Hairdryer · 27th September 2008, 09:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by duffer

OK, so I finished work toaday at about 6pm. I went to thepub with a few friends and had a laugh and got slowly drunk.

At around 10 pm we (me and my 3 mates) started talking to a group of teachers. (teaching for me is pretty much the most important job anybody can do and I am alway very awed/impressed by those who choose this difficult vocation).

I'll be honest and say these were some sexy teachers.

All of them were my age (30) or younger. 2 of them were from northern ireland (an accent I really like on women) and they were all fun and up for a laugh. (The photos will be on facebook for those who are my "friends").

So it's now just gone half 2am and i'm writing this. To you lot.

I have come to the tragic conclusion that I cannot "close the deal" when it comes to girls I really, really like and think I may have a future with.

WTF?

Thoughts?

You need to post more details? Not enough information. Why can't you close deal? What happens?

To be honest it's nothing you'll solve by asking for advice from anonymous people on the internet and probably something you can solve with a little bit of inward thinking and self anaylsis.

Consider this piece of advice:

"Try for a moment to accept the idea that you are not what you believe yourself to be, that you overestimate yourself, in fact that you lie to yourself. That you always lie to yourself every moment, all day, all your life. ... But you never stop yourself in what you are doing or in what you are saying because you believe in yourself. You must stop inwardly and observe. .. . And if you observe in this way, paying with yourself, without self-pity, giving up all your supposed riches for a moment of reality, perhaps you will suddenly see something you have never before seen in yourself until this day."

Chorley1974 · 27th September 2008, 11:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by duffer

OK, so I finished work toaday at about 6pm. I went to thepub with a few friends and had a laugh and got slowly drunk.

At around 10 pm we (me and my 3 mates) started talking to a group of teachers. (teaching for me is pretty much the most important job anybody can do and I am alway very awed/impressed by those who choose this difficult vocation).

I'll be honest and say these were some sexy teachers.

All of them were my age (30) or younger. 2 of them were from northern ireland (an accent I really like on women) and they were all fun and up for a laugh. (The photos will be on facebook for those who are my "friends").

So it's now just gone half 2am and i'm writing this. To you lot.

I have come to the tragic conclusion that I cannot "close the deal" when it comes to girls I really, really like and think I may have a future with.

WTF?

Thoughts?

You should have tried the give me a kiss line.

EspadaYdaga · 27th September 2008, 11:42

was your fly open and your dong hanging out?

Saints RL MUFC · 27th September 2008, 12:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by duffer

OK, so I finished work toaday at about 6pm. I went to thepub with a few friends and had a laugh and got slowly drunk.

At around 10 pm we (me and my 3 mates) started talking to a group of teachers. (teaching for me is pretty much the most important job anybody can do and I am alway very awed/impressed by those who choose this difficult vocation).

I'll be honest and say these were some sexy teachers.

All of them were my age (30) or younger. 2 of them were from northern ireland (an accent I really like on women) and they were all fun and up for a laugh. (The photos will be on facebook for those who are my "friends").

So it's now just gone half 2am and i'm writing this. To you lot.

I have come to the tragic conclusion that I cannot "close the deal" when it comes to girls I really, really like and think I may have a future with.

WTF?

Thoughts?

I am like this, and have been lucky in so much as girls have sealed the deal for me in the past and present.

I can't read women, at all, until I know them well enough. I could walk in to my room now, and there be a girl sat on my bed with a bow around her pussy, waving her finger to come here, and I would ask if she wants a brew.

The thing my friends keep telling me, just fucking go for it, what've you got to lose?

duffer · 27th September 2008, 12:35

I really need some sort of breathaliser thing attatched to my computer to stop me posting stuff like this when i'm hammered.

Redlambs · 27th September 2008, 14:39

It started when you switched from Fulham to Chelsea.

You lot have an aura or chavness around you!

kouroux · 27th September 2008, 15:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by duffer

OK, so I finished work toaday at about 6pm. I went to thepub with a few friends and had a laugh and got slowly drunk.

At around 10 pm we (me and my 3 mates) started talking to a group of teachers. (teaching for me is pretty much the most important job anybody can do and I am alway very awed/impressed by those who choose this difficult vocation).

I'll be honest and say these were some sexy teachers.

All of them were my age (30) or younger. 2 of them were from northern ireland (an accent I really like on women) and they were all fun and up for a laugh. (The photos will be on facebook for those who are my "friends").

So it's now just gone half 2am and i'm writing this. To you lot.

I have come to the tragic conclusion that I cannot "close the deal" when it comes to girls I really, really like and think I may have a future with.

WTF?

Thoughts?

Post them here ,let us help you

Alex · 27th September 2008, 15:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by duffer

I really need some sort of breathaliser thing attatched to my computer to stop me posting stuff like this when i'm hammered.

The internet is a small taste of Heaven, when you are drunk or high, that is blasphemy

kikks · 27th September 2008, 15:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by duffer

I really need some sort of breathaliser thing attatched to my computer to stop me posting stuff like this when i'm hammered.

27th September 2008, 02:48	#1 (permalink)
duffer Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Chelsea fan. Posts: 2,715	What the hell is wrong with me? OK, so I finished work toaday at about 6pm. I went to thepub with a few friends and had a laugh and got slowly drunk. At around 10 pm we (me and my 3 mates) started talking to a group of teachers. (teaching for me is pretty much the most important job anybody can do and I am alway very awed/impressed by those who choose this difficult vocation). I'll be honest and say these were some sexy teachers. All of them were my age (30) or younger. 2 of them were from northern ireland (an accent I really like on women) and they were all fun and up for a laugh. (The photos will be on facebook for those who are my "friends"). So it's now just gone half 2am and i'm writing this. To you lot. I have come to the tragic conclusion that I cannot "close the deal" when it comes to girls I really, really like and think I may have a future with. WTF? Thoughts?

27th September 2008, 02:51	#2 (permalink)
Alex Spam Alert! Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Colombia Posts: 20,635	...you're a Chelsea fan, they could tell you were a poser.

27th September 2008, 02:53	#3 (permalink)
Alex Spam Alert! Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Colombia Posts: 20,635	Seriously though, you can't win every battle and how in fuck would you know if you had a future with them maybe they were crazy bitches. And if you liked them so much why dont you get their number or something instead of trying to pound them 20 minutes after meeting them

27th September 2008, 02:55	#4 (permalink)
Brad GTBTB Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Red Republik Posts: 20,608	My advice to you Duffer is to keep stumbling along and cocking it up You'll probably find that at some random point, for some unknown reason, you end up finding the girl you wanna be with, and it suddenly works for you Although Lao might not think she's fit. Which would obviously ruin everything

27th September 2008, 11:42	#11 (permalink)
EspadaYdaga Inbred Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Wu Dang mountain Posts: 9,992	was your fly open and your dong hanging out?

27th September 2008, 12:35	#13 (permalink)
duffer Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Chelsea fan. Posts: 2,715	I really need some sort of breathaliser thing attatched to my computer to stop me posting stuff like this when i'm hammered.

27th September 2008, 14:39	#14 (permalink)
Redlambs First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Officially the best poker player on RAWK. Your cash has been donated to the Gary Neville for Prime Minister fund, cheers you scouse twats. Posts: 7,807	It started when you switched from Fulham to Chelsea. You lot have an aura or chavness around you!