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Old 21st June 2008, 00:39   #1 (permalink)
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What weight are you.
Just wondering do we have any exceptionally fat, or thin caftards?

Im 12.5 stones, which is just about average. Can see me in a crowd, but my love handles don't break the bed.
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:40   #2 (permalink)
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70kg.

Good to see you're still online Biscuit man!
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:42   #3 (permalink)
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Yeh, just about to knock onto bed. I have no idea what 70kg is.... thats like the weight of a small Ox? no?
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:42   #4 (permalink)
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10.5 stone
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:43   #5 (permalink)
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I was about 11 and a half last time I checked.
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:44   #7 (permalink)
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10.5 stone
Same.
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:44   #8 (permalink)
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I was about 11 and a half last time I checked.
Me too. Two years ago I was 2 stone lighter. I was a skinny fecker then but I could probably do with losing half a stone or so now.
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:44   #9 (permalink)
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71kg.

never understood what those british measurement units mean. (stone) etc.
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Just wondering do we have any exceptionally fat, or thin caftards?

Im 12.5 stones, which is just about average. Can see me in a crowd, but my love handles don't break the bed.
I'm probably about the same as you. Wouldn't mind losing a little bit of weight but I want to turn some of it into muscle really.
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:48   #12 (permalink)
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im due at the weighbridge tomorrow, i will be able to give you an accurate weight to the nearest stone then.
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71kg.

never understood what those british measurement units mean. (stone) etc.
That means you're just over 11 stone.
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:49   #14 (permalink)
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71kg.

never understood what those british measurement units mean. (stone) etc.
A stone is equal to 14 pounds or 6.35029318 kilograms.
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:51   #15 (permalink)
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185-190 lbs depending on the day (82-86 kg)
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185-190 lbs depending on the day
That makes you between around 13-131/2 stone.
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:53   #17 (permalink)
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Old 21st June 2008, 00:54   #18 (permalink)
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Last time I checked (about 6 months back) I was 66.6 Kg. Just under 10.5 Stone.
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That makes you between around 13-131/2 stone.
thanks, I'm learning my stones!
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Old 21st June 2008, 01:00   #21 (permalink)
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I can't wait to see how many stones Jason has
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Old 21st June 2008, 01:02   #22 (permalink)
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thanks, I'm learning my stones!
Fuck stones, lets start our won redcafe measurement system that everyone can use.



I weigh 42 fat hamsters. How many fat hamsters do you weigh?
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Old 21st June 2008, 01:04   #23 (permalink)
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that is no hamster.
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Old 21st June 2008, 01:06   #24 (permalink)
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I vary between 12.5 stone - 14 stone, lighter when I am training. I am currently 13 stone 12lbs. Preseason coming up though...
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Old 21st June 2008, 01:09   #25 (permalink)
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Old 21st June 2008, 01:10   #26 (permalink)
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that is no hamster.
No, you're right. That is specifically known as a fat hamster. How many fat hamsters do you weigh?
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Old 21st June 2008, 01:11   #27 (permalink)
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I weigh 42 fat hamsters. How many fat hamsters do you weigh?

If you're 11.5 stones and 42 hamsters, that makes 1 stone = 3.65 hamsters
13 stones = 47.8 hamsters for me
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Old 21st June 2008, 01:14   #28 (permalink)
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If you're 11.5 stones and 42 hamsters, that makes 1 stone = 3.65 hamsters
13 stones = 47.8 hamsters for me
Stone not 'stones'.
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Old 21st June 2008, 01:14   #29 (permalink)
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No, you're right. That is specifically known as a fat hamster. How many fat hamsters do you weigh?
looks more like a fat chipmonk or a fat squirrel than a hamster to me. but i would guess around 49.
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If you're 11.5 stones and 42 hamsters, that makes 1 stone = 3.65 hamsters
13 stones = 47.8 hamsters for me
Jesus Christ! These hamsters are fucking huge!
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Old 21st June 2008, 01:17   #31 (permalink)
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looks more like a fat chipmonk or a fat squirrel than a hamster to me. but i would guess around 49.
You're right. I'm not entirely trusting of just how hamsterish these hamsters are. Fortunately, I've found us a ready made fat hamster replacement:



Fortunately for us, these new hamsters appear to come with erections so we can guarantee that espada will be here soon.
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Old 21st June 2008, 01:18   #32 (permalink)
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Stone not 'stones'.
Oh, so it's one stone, two err stone? Never noticed that exception
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Old 21st June 2008, 01:21   #33 (permalink)
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that is a cool hamster, you could have blurred out the massive great erection he is sporting though.
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