What is your Crowning Moment of Awesome?

Wonder Pigeon · 25th June 2008, 12:32

The coolest thing you have ever done, your ultimate achievement, the thing in your life that made up for all the stammering, and failure?

Please note Caftards, examples must be REAL, or I'll stab you to death with a brick.

Eyepopper · 25th June 2008, 12:34

erm...

Wonder Pigeon · 25th June 2008, 12:35

Popper, this may not be the thread for you.

Jacob · 25th June 2008, 12:36

I pulled Zlatan Ibrahimovic's hair. Since then, nothing has been the same.

rimaldo · 25th June 2008, 12:37

don't worry pop, i'll field it for you-

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

i once tossed off a line of 11 men, one at a time, without taking a break.

GiggsysGirl · 25th June 2008, 12:39

I was once carried in the powerful, manly arms of The Hoff.

Not sure if I've ever mentioned that before.

1871_Biscuit · 25th June 2008, 12:39

I saw Bobby Convey Naked!

Sam#1 · 25th June 2008, 12:40

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Originally Posted by 1871_Biscuit

I saw Bobby Convey Naked!

Dare I ask?

SmashedHombre · 25th June 2008, 12:41

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Originally Posted by Wonder Pigeon

Popper, this may not be the thread for you.

solvista · 25th June 2008, 12:45

I once........erm........no...sorry nothin.

brophs · 25th June 2008, 12:45

I once met Gary Lightbody(him out of Snow Patrol), and said "Gary, any chance of a picture?" He said "Yeah, no worries", so I handed him my camera and myself and all my mates stood back and lined up for a photo. To be fair to him he took it well.

It's all been downhill since that day.

rimaldo · 25th June 2008, 12:47

i got up and made it into work on time this morning. that was pretty awesome.

1871_Biscuit · 25th June 2008, 12:47

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Originally Posted by Sam#1

Dare I ask?

I was working last summer as a delivery man. One day I delivered to the training ground. The man I gave the box to asked to put it in the training room. Went in, Bobby was having a shower. He came over (naked) shook my hand. We then had a short conversation (naked) about the pre season and how his injury was going. Top man.

Eyepopper · 25th June 2008, 12:48

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Originally Posted by Wonder Pigeon

Popper, this may not be the thread for you.

I trekked through 200 miles of mountains to raise money for the blind.. does that count?

rimaldo · 25th June 2008, 12:48

that only sounds like half the story biscuit.

Sparky19 · 25th June 2008, 12:48

building a wall

CnutOfAllCnuts · 25th June 2008, 12:48

When I worked as a paparazzi in Paris, and chased Diana and her boyfriend down the streets of Paris...

1871_Biscuit · 25th June 2008, 12:49

Did i miss out the part where he let me touch his willy?

Sam#1 · 25th June 2008, 12:49

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Originally Posted by 1871_Biscuit

I was working last summer as a delivery man. One day I delivered to the training ground. The man I gave the box to asked to put it in the training room. Went in, Bobby was having a shower. He came over (naked) shook my hand. We then had a short conversation (naked) about the pre season and how his injury was going. Top man.

Fo'Sure

rimaldo · 25th June 2008, 12:50

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Originally Posted by 1871_Biscuit

Did i miss out the part where he let me touch his willy?

you did indeed. and by 'let' you meant you grabbed it and refused to let go.

Eyepopper · 25th June 2008, 12:51

I fought pert for the last slice of pizza and won!

solvista · 25th June 2008, 12:53

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Originally Posted by Sparky19

building a wall

Its a well known caf fact that nobody here as ever built a wall. Apart from bazalini and me obviously.

Wonder Pigeon · 25th June 2008, 12:53

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

I trekked through 200 miles of mountains to raise money for the blind.. does that count?

It's going to take something to beat GG meeting an alcoholic actor.

Sparky19 · 25th June 2008, 12:54

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Originally Posted by solvista

Its a well known caf fact that nobody here as ever built a wall. Apart from bazalini and me obviously.

a lego wall

1871_Biscuit · 25th June 2008, 12:55

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Originally Posted by rimaldo

you did indeed. and by 'let' you meant you grabbed it and refused to let go.

I dug my teeth in good and hard. They had to surgically removed his penis and one of his bollocks. Hasn't played for Reading since.

Eyepopper · 25th June 2008, 12:55

I've gigged with the Blind Boys of Alabama and Josh Ritter

solvista · 25th June 2008, 12:56

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Originally Posted by Sparky19

a lego wall

Technically that is still a wall.

1871_Biscuit · 25th June 2008, 12:57

O and I had a coffee with Marcus Hahnemen after the Boro away game, in the Watford Gap Services.

solvista · 25th June 2008, 12:57

Oh, oh ,oh I forgot. I gigged with glen matlock (original bass player with the sex pistols, before sid vicious) while standing in for a cover band called the Ex-Pistols.

rimaldo · 25th June 2008, 12:58

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Originally Posted by 1871_Biscuit

O and I had a coffee with Marcus Hahnemen after the Boro away game, in the Watford Gap Services.

by 'had coffee' you actually mean?

1871_Biscuit · 25th June 2008, 12:58

Also met Justin Lee Collins in Padington and saw Denise Lewis in Soho.

marcosdeto · 25th June 2008, 12:58

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When I worked as a paparazzi in Paris, and chased Diana and her boyfriend down the streets of Paris...

when i was 15, i wanked 7 times in 5 hours

jatin · 25th June 2008, 12:59

there is no charge for awesomeness

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