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Old 19th June 2008, 18:19   #81 (permalink)
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coincidentally i shaved my chest for the second time, ever, a few days ago.

i'm in.
i am so jealous
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Old 19th June 2008, 18:26   #82 (permalink)
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Baz is way ahead of you lot - a thread without a post -

http://www.manutdtalk.com/forums/pub...hout-post.html
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Old 19th June 2008, 18:32   #83 (permalink)
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Oi baz you cock, i started that whole trend off. If you get anywhere with Carly i will kill you.
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Old 19th June 2008, 18:33   #84 (permalink)
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Baz is way ahead of you lot - a thread without a post -

http://www.manutdtalk.com/forums/pub...hout-post.html
brilliant.

He could at least have used the right method to create an actual empty post.
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Old 19th June 2008, 18:38   #85 (permalink)
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Sign her.
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Old 19th June 2008, 18:41   #86 (permalink)
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I proposed a move, but she turned us down.

http://www.manutdtalk.com/forums/pub...e-guys-14.html

Im going to continue to tap her up
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Old 19th June 2008, 18:42   #87 (permalink)
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She likes men with shaved chests. That rules me out

+ the fact that she's prob a 9 and i'm a 6 if i'm lucky.
me too...
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Old 19th June 2008, 18:42   #88 (permalink)
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I proposed a move, but she turned us down.

http://www.manutdtalk.com/forums/pub...e-guys-14.html

Im going to continue to tap her up


Make an article with something like "Carly's mom wants Carly to sign up for Redcafè".
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Old 19th June 2008, 18:45   #89 (permalink)
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I don't have great success at starting Threads on there. They seem to... disappear. Shit website.
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Old 19th June 2008, 18:48   #90 (permalink)
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The government is trying to hush you up.
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Old 19th June 2008, 18:51   #91 (permalink)
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Thats my theory. Hate the way everything is filtered on there. You can't even write Wanking tit cunt.
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Old 19th June 2008, 18:51   #92 (permalink)
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I'm sticking with the cafe.

I'd fuck the Romanian love juice out of that Carly though!

She is sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
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Old 19th June 2008, 19:02   #93 (permalink)
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sorry lads, no under 16's allowed
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Old 19th June 2008, 19:03   #94 (permalink)
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btw that forum is a good example of why we dont allow avatards or signaturds here
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Old 19th June 2008, 19:05   #95 (permalink)
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btw that forum is a good example of why we dont allow avatards or signaturds here
Yeh i thought that. Looks a mess.
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Old 19th June 2008, 19:10   #96 (permalink)
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btw that forum is a good example of why we dont allow avatards or signaturds here
I saw a good one for you there though

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Old 19th June 2008, 19:19   #97 (permalink)
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Well that was one of the quickest bannings ever.

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Old 19th June 2008, 19:34   #98 (permalink)
 
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btw that forum is a good example of why we dont allow avatards or signaturds here
Job swap I say.

I think I can safetly say that all Mods and Admins need to lift their game
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Old 19th June 2008, 19:39   #99 (permalink)
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sign her up
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Old 19th June 2008, 20:06   #100 (permalink)
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Well that was one of the quickest bannings ever.

At least their admins/mods do their job properly.
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Old 19th June 2008, 20:07   #101 (permalink)
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fuck off back to Redcafe?

That's racist.
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Old 19th June 2008, 20:09   #102 (permalink)
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fuck off back to Redcafe?

That's racist.
or if we want to match them, gay.

manutdtalk.com
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'cause they have hotties for admins
and write cute rhymes for banning when
we at redcafe we write rhymes, too
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Old 19th June 2008, 20:23   #103 (permalink)
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sign her up
She has tits on her front and back.I think I could grow to like her,if she was nice.
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Old 19th June 2008, 20:42   #104 (permalink)
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now that is truly tasty I might even consider forgetting about Livvie n MUM for her in my dreams
Shallow bastard.
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Old 19th June 2008, 21:00   #105 (permalink)
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Shallow bastard.
its the wanting thats getting to me Livvie - I'm sorry but a man has to do what a man needs
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Old 19th June 2008, 21:04   #106 (permalink)
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"I've seen the thread over at redcafe about you all being here on the wind up.

I've also seen the comments about carly and think you're all a bunch of sick
****s, why not do one back the caf where you came from?"

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Old 19th June 2008, 21:41   #107 (permalink)
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Why go there to wind people up anyway? Especially other United fans.

Someone will have to explain the point to me.
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Old 19th June 2008, 21:43   #108 (permalink)
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Why go there to wind people up anyway? Especially other United fans.

Someone will have to explain the point to me.
Indeed.
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Old 19th June 2008, 21:51   #109 (permalink)
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because a young girl has posted her picture?

the lemmings all run off in desperation
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Old 19th June 2008, 21:52   #110 (permalink)
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because a young girl has posted her picture?

the lemmings all run off in desperation
Ironically it's mainly the ones who belong over there. Close the bloody door behind them!
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Old 19th June 2008, 21:56   #111 (permalink)
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Why go there to wind people up anyway? Especially other United fans.

Someone will have to explain the point to me.
Well I can only speak for myself but the reason I went over there is because I'm a bandwagon jumper. Actually, I didn't even post any windups anyway.
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Old 19th June 2008, 21:58   #112 (permalink)
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I propose a cultural exchange so to speak, we get carly for a period of time and they get one of our mods for a bit? We could do it every year!

Alternatively would Golden Blunder be up for some plastic surgery?
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Old 19th June 2008, 21:58   #113 (permalink)
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Me neither. I just suggested she moved now, offered her lots of money. The Owner wasn't happy, banned me, and told Carly she would sit in the bench until her 50 year contract ran out.
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