Worst pain you've ever suffered

Dippersripper · 26th September 2008, 16:25

I suffered from pneumothorax a few years ago and had to wait for 5 hours before receiving treatment.

1871_Biscuit · 26th September 2008, 16:26

Heart break.

Eyepopper · 26th September 2008, 16:27

^^^^^ fucking emo

Dr. Dwayne · 26th September 2008, 16:28

my dog bit me (inadvertently) this past summer, crushed my knuckle and cut my finger to the bone, that was painful as feck. but the antibiotics were probably worse than the pain.

pinched my sciatic nerve when I was 20. that caused a lot of pain initially as well, thought I saw the grim reaper briefly hovering above me while I tried to sleep.

Ruben · 26th September 2008, 16:28

Breaking my nose back into place.

Didn`t last long but was pretty tough.

KingEric7 · 26th September 2008, 16:28

I got stabbed straight through the deltoid in my right arm once. Then I woke up.

I'm not entirely convinced dreams are meant to be this vivid...

solvista · 26th September 2008, 16:30

Diving accident? Or are you just heavy breathing downthe phone too many times?

Kristjan · 26th September 2008, 16:30

A double break on my tibia when I was 13.. hurt a bit

solvista · 26th September 2008, 16:34

I had a toothache once. Fuckin worse than child birth I tell you. Apart from that I had my back waxed for charity once. Fucking worse tan giving birth to twins sideways at te same time.

But I did break my leg in 6 places, fracture my pelvis and damaged my other knee qhite nastiy all at the same time. That didn't hurt too much because I went unconcious quite quickly. Big poofter that I am.

Eyepopper · 26th September 2008, 16:34

I had a beef and potato indian curry there during the week... The sheer amount of potato in it caused me to form a shite about 8 inches in diameter and bunged me up something terrible... bad enough in its own right the spices meant that this humongous turd was in fact severely hot and stingy.... almost acidic.. it took about 28 minutes to pass the entire lump during which time my arsehole was stretched fairly close to its absolute limit, for a time half away through I thought it was stuck, half in and half out and that I was gonna have to use a breadknife to cut it loose... All this time my disgustingly stretched ring was being irritated by the spicy gravy seeping out of me in an effort to lubricate the passage of my crap...

That was the most painful thing thats every happened to me..

Dippersripper · 26th September 2008, 16:35

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

I had a beef and potato indian curry there during the week... The sheer amount of potato in it caused me to form a shite about 8 inches in diameter and bunged me up something terrible... bad enough in its own right the spices meant that this humongous turd was in fact severely hot and stingy.... almost acidic.. it took about 28 minutes to pass the entire lump during which time my arsehole was stretched fairly close to its absolute limit, for a time half away through I thought it was stuck, half in and half out and that I was gonna have to use a breadknife to cut it loose... All this time my disgustingly stretched ring was being irritated by the spicy gravy seeping out of me in an effort to lubricate the passage of my crap...

That was the most painful thing thats every happened to me..

I eat potato everyday. I can't live without it.

solvista · 26th September 2008, 16:37

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

I had a beef and potato indian curry there during the week... The sheer amount of potato in it caused me to form a shite about 8 inches in diameter and bunged me up something terrible... bad enough in its own right the spices meant that this humongous turd was in fact severely hot and stingy.... almost acidic.. it took about 28 minutes to pass the entire lump during which time my arsehole was stretched fairly close to its absolute limit, for a time half away through I thought it was stuck, half in and half out and that I was gonna have to use a breadknife to cut it loose... All this time my disgustingly stretched ring was being irritated by the spicy gravy seeping out of me in an effort to lubricate the passage of my crap...

That was the most painful thing thats every happened to me..

Your descriptive writing is excellent. You paint quite an exquisite picture pops.

Eyepopper · 26th September 2008, 16:40

I have actual pictures too if you're interested sol..

redspoony · 26th September 2008, 16:41

I've done my ankle in, fucked up some ligaments. Hurts like a bastard.

solvista · 26th September 2008, 16:45

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

I have actual pictures too if you're interested sol..

Very much so pops. Pan pics before and after would be a nice bonus.

CrazyBelgian · 26th September 2008, 16:46

I was playing football with a mate, I was goalkeeping. He fired a shot from really close, I jumped for it but the ball jammed my fingers between the ball and the crossbar, 3 fingers broken. That was rather painful as the tissue was stuck in the gloves and one bone was exposed.

I still don't know how that happened, I think my middle finger was just over the crossbar and got pulled over or something.

Second most painful was probably when I suffered a torn quadriceps also while playing football.

I'm the Louis Saha of the town...

Red Hand Devil · 26th September 2008, 16:47

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

^^^^^ fucking emo

Is the the porn version of "Finding Emo"

Red Hand Devil · 26th September 2008, 16:49

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Originally Posted by solvista

I had a toothache once. Fuckin worse than child birth I tell you. Apart from that I had my back waxed for charity once. Fucking worse tan giving birth to twins sideways at te same time.

But I did break my leg in 6 places, fracture my pelvis and damaged my other knee qhite nastiy all at the same time. That didn't hurt too much because I went unconcious quite quickly. Big poofter that I am.

Yeah thats about right. I've had a few absesses in my time & that shit is the worst pain i've ever experienced.

As Cock Biscuit said - Heartbreaks right up there aswell - damn broads

Red Hand Devil · 26th September 2008, 16:51

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Originally Posted by redspoony

I've done my ankle in, fucked up some ligaments. Hurts like a bastard.

Holy fuck - do bastards hurt that bad?

I must go visit the local orphanage & dish out some hugs

cesc's_mullet · 26th September 2008, 16:52

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Originally Posted by redspoony

I've done my ankle in, fucked up some ligaments. Hurts like a bastard.

Was about to say this one.

Did it during a match - landed awkwardly with someone landing on me whilst my leg was out at a bad angle - heard a loud POP, got up and hobble-ran off the field.

Hurt a bit at first, but since I was still warmed up from the game it wasn't too bad, I even thought I could get back on the field. Was obviously told to get some ice on it, elevate, and sit my arse down.

About 15 minutes later the real pain began. And fuck me did it hurt.

cesc's_mullet · 26th September 2008, 16:53

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Originally Posted by Red Hand Devil

Holy fuck - do bastards hurt that bad?

I must go visit the local orphanage & dish out some hugs

i see what you did there

redspoony · 26th September 2008, 16:53

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Originally Posted by Red Hand Devil

Holy fuck - do bastards hurt that bad?

I must go visit the local orphanage & dish out some hugs

Only hugs?

AdZzUtd · 26th September 2008, 16:59

Giving birth to my christmas log of 2004

Ander8on · 26th September 2008, 17:00

Snapping my cock band - skin connecting foreskin to nuss

Decotron · 26th September 2008, 17:02

Well I smashed both my front teeth, from a standing start in one full movement ending up with me lying in a pool of blood and teeth bits on porcelain tiles. Then I had to have the roots pulled out whilst I was awake (sort of!) now that’s pain but heartbreak is worse, alot worse. Snakes with tits and so on!

Decotron · 26th September 2008, 17:03

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Originally Posted by Ander8on

Snapping my cock band - skin connecting foreskin to nuss

Banjoe string is the correct term

solvista · 26th September 2008, 17:04

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Originally Posted by AdZzUtd

Giving birth to my christmas log of 2004

2004 was a good year for bernard matthews wasn't it. I feel you pain.

AdZzUtd · 26th September 2008, 17:05

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Originally Posted by solvista

2004 was a good year for bernard matthews wasn't it. I feel you pain.

I'm still pulling turkey wings out of crevices I didn't know existed, fuck Bernard Matthews himself is probably lodged somewhere up there too.

Bilbo · 26th September 2008, 17:06

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Originally Posted by Dippersripper

I suffered from pneumothorax a few years ago and had to wait for 5 hours before receiving treatment.

The Matrix Reloaded probably.

I was looking forward to that for a year.

R.Nilsson7 · 26th September 2008, 17:09

Breaking my tailbone or when i got hit by a football in the crotch when i was defending a freekick in a match.

forrie_x · 26th September 2008, 17:12

broke and dislocated my finger badly a cpl years ago.
That bit wasnt all that painful...
It resulted in surgery, with a pin being inserted through a drilled hole in my middle finger, which ended up with an inch of the pin sticking out the tip of my finger for 10 weeks before the doctor ripped it out with pliers while i watched.
I still have a bolt holding the bone together as we speak.
The few days after the surgery were the most painful thing ever.

26th September 2008, 16:25	#1 (permalink)
Dippersripper Educating ignorant bastards about God to achieve a near-perfect world Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Reason is an excuse for faith. Faith is everything Posts: 9,978	Worst pain you've ever suffered I suffered from pneumothorax a few years ago and had to wait for 5 hours before receiving treatment.

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1871_Biscuit Cock Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Tilehurst, Reading Viva Los Hombres de Galleta! Urzzz Posts: 6,787	Heart break.

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Eyepopper First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lowering the Tone since 2006 Posts: 16,170	^^^^^ fucking emo

26th September 2008, 16:28	#4 (permalink)
Dr. Dwayne self confessed womens pantie wearer Join Date: May 2006 Location: form is emptiness, emptiness is form. Posts: 13,873	my dog bit me (inadvertently) this past summer, crushed my knuckle and cut my finger to the bone, that was painful as feck. but the antibiotics were probably worse than the pain. pinched my sciatic nerve when I was 20. that caused a lot of pain initially as well, thought I saw the grim reaper briefly hovering above me while I tried to sleep.

26th September 2008, 16:28	#5 (permalink)
Ruben First Team Sub Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Oslo Posts: 5,284	Breaking my nose back into place. Didn`t last long but was pretty tough.

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KingEric7 Winner of the Tabata bet Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Patrice Evra is that which no greater can be conceived. Posts: 13,508	I got stabbed straight through the deltoid in my right arm once. Then I woke up. I'm not entirely convinced dreams are meant to be this vivid...

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solvista Uses kitten semen to make mortar Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Building a wall around the universe Posts: 3,081	Diving accident? Or are you just heavy breathing downthe phone too many times?

26th September 2008, 16:30	#8 (permalink)
Kristjan Disco Stu, will spin the right tune for you Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: Cod Island Posts: 9,773	A double break on my tibia when I was 13.. hurt a bit

26th September 2008, 16:34	#9 (permalink)
solvista Uses kitten semen to make mortar Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Building a wall around the universe Posts: 3,081	I had a toothache once. Fuckin worse than child birth I tell you. Apart from that I had my back waxed for charity once. Fucking worse tan giving birth to twins sideways at te same time. But I did break my leg in 6 places, fracture my pelvis and damaged my other knee qhite nastiy all at the same time. That didn't hurt too much because I went unconcious quite quickly. Big poofter that I am.

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Eyepopper First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lowering the Tone since 2006 Posts: 16,170	I had a beef and potato indian curry there during the week... The sheer amount of potato in it caused me to form a shite about 8 inches in diameter and bunged me up something terrible... bad enough in its own right the spices meant that this humongous turd was in fact severely hot and stingy.... almost acidic.. it took about 28 minutes to pass the entire lump during which time my arsehole was stretched fairly close to its absolute limit, for a time half away through I thought it was stuck, half in and half out and that I was gonna have to use a breadknife to cut it loose... All this time my disgustingly stretched ring was being irritated by the spicy gravy seeping out of me in an effort to lubricate the passage of my crap... That was the most painful thing thats every happened to me..

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Eyepopper First Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Lowering the Tone since 2006 Posts: 16,170	I have actual pictures too if you're interested sol..

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redspoony Reserve Team Player Join Date: May 2004 Location: "My greatest challenge is not what's happening at the moment, my greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their fucking perch. And you can print that" - Sir Alex Ferguson Posts: 1,764	I've done my ankle in, fucked up some ligaments. Hurts like a bastard.

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CrazyBelgian Reserve Team Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Belgium Posts: 1,339	I was playing football with a mate, I was goalkeeping. He fired a shot from really close, I jumped for it but the ball jammed my fingers between the ball and the crossbar, 3 fingers broken. That was rather painful as the tissue was stuck in the gloves and one bone was exposed. I still don't know how that happened, I think my middle finger was just over the crossbar and got pulled over or something. Second most painful was probably when I suffered a torn quadriceps also while playing football. I'm the Louis Saha of the town...

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AdZzUtd Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Nepal - Goat Mountain Posts: 2,160	Giving birth to my christmas log of 2004

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Ander8on Pissface Bob for another 12 months Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Chorlton "Knowledge speaks, but Wisdom listens" Posts: 3,268	Snapping my cock band - skin connecting foreskin to nuss

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Decotron Reserve Team Player Join Date: May 2007 Location: So near I can smell it..... Posts: 2,823	Well I smashed both my front teeth, from a standing start in one full movement ending up with me lying in a pool of blood and teeth bits on porcelain tiles. Then I had to have the roots pulled out whilst I was awake (sort of!) now that’s pain but heartbreak is worse, alot worse. Snakes with tits and so on!

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R.Nilsson7 First Team Sub Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Dimitar Berbatov's balcony Posts: 6,059	Breaking my tailbone or when i got hit by a football in the crotch when i was defending a freekick in a match.

26th September 2008, 17:12	#31 (permalink)
forrie_x Reserve Team Player Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: MELBOURNE Posts: 581	broke and dislocated my finger badly a cpl years ago. That bit wasnt all that painful... It resulted in surgery, with a pin being inserted through a drilled hole in my middle finger, which ended up with an inch of the pin sticking out the tip of my finger for 10 weeks before the doctor ripped it out with pliers while i watched. I still have a bolt holding the bone together as we speak. The few days after the surgery were the most painful thing ever.