Worst pain you've ever suffered

Don16 · 26th September 2008, 18:18

Got a Roy Keane/Haaland type tackle on my leg, and it just completely snapped. Was in a cast for 6 months

Red-Devil.Finn · 26th September 2008, 18:19

One guy hit me with a hockey stick when I was 7, they guy was 12 I said that he's shit in school because he's second time in the 6th class. The guy had ADHD so he hit me with the stick. I can still feel the place where he hit me. Oh and the doctor putted three stitches. Great days.

iPete · 26th September 2008, 18:22

Examination for venerial diseases is also worth a mention.
In greenland they still use the old method of sticking a probe up your urinal canal. They use 3 different sticks nonetheless! One with plastic, the other of metal and the third cotton wool tipped....

Go to check ups every 6 months and there was once where the nurse had left the room after probing itself and I passed out

Don't know whether it was the pain or just my nerves and the idea that I just had 3 different sticks up my dick

UBERScholes · 26th September 2008, 18:27

That deep heating cream on my bollocks. That was no joke. Nearly slipped and cracked my head open rushing into the shower to wash it off too

UnitedRed · 26th September 2008, 18:28

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Originally Posted by Ander8on

Snapping my cock band - skin connecting foreskin to nuss

How did you manage that?

rufus diabolus · 26th September 2008, 18:46

Bit of rough intercourse probably.

rufus diabolus · 26th September 2008, 18:50

My worst pain was probably when I scratched my cornea and it got infected by some shitty bacteria and created an abscess bigger than my iris. Was in agony for months and had to have it treated every half hour 24 hours a day for the first couple of weeks. Lucky not to lose my eye apparently.

Ander8on · 26th September 2008, 18:52

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Originally Posted by UnitedRed

How did you manage that?

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Originally Posted by rufus diabolus

Bit of rough intercourse probably.

Yep drunken sex - didn't really hurt at the time although there was lots of blood, the pain came when the alcohol wore off.

Storm · 26th September 2008, 18:59

I got hit over the head with a metal bar a few years ago and needed stitches
in my head. Local anesthetic doesn't work on me, meaning having the stitches
done was actually more painful than being hit with the metal bar, which strangely
didn't hurt at all.

leviathan · 26th September 2008, 19:03

haemorrhoids

Eyepopper · 26th September 2008, 19:08

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Originally Posted by Ander8on

Snapping my cock band - skin connecting foreskin to nuss

I've done that too.... not sore but the blood scares the shit out of ya...

Alex · 26th September 2008, 19:12

Tibial Compartment Syndrome

St Red · 26th September 2008, 19:15

Playing football a couple of months back, landed awkwardly and snapped my anterior cruciate ligament and wrecked my cartilage which has since been removed. Fairly sore.

Had the tip of my index finger crushed at work, took my glove off and about an inch of my finger was gone. Very sore.

Had a clutch (is that the correct term) of piles removed.
They wouldn't let me leave hospital until I'd passed a motion.
Well 2 days later it came............................it was like someone was pulling a grand piano out of my hoop. Fcuking excruciating agony.

Ander8on · 26th September 2008, 19:19

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Originally Posted by Eyepopper

I've done that too.... not sore but the blood scares the shit out of ya...

Yup, tbh I thought it was the bird I was with that was bleeding, secretly happy that I must have been too big & broken her right in, then came the slow realisation that it wasn't her it was me...

Name Changed · 26th September 2008, 20:07

Did my acl in July when playing football. It wasn't too bad. I had the operation last Monday and the pain since (mostly in my hamstring) has been excruciating.

Swerny · 26th September 2008, 20:10

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Originally Posted by Alex

Tibial Compartment Syndrome

FFS I have nightmares over that one.

I remember reading about it in University

sidsutton · 26th September 2008, 20:16

paper cuts are a bitch

St Red · 26th September 2008, 20:23

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Originally Posted by Name Changed

Did my acl in July when playing football. It wasn't too bad. I had the operation last Monday and the pain since (mostly in my hamstring) has been excruciating.

Did they have to do open surgery or keyhole?
I've been told they're just going to leave mine and concentrate on building up the muscles around the knee.

Would you advise me pushing to have it repaired?

Dr. Dwayne · 26th September 2008, 20:25

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Originally Posted by sidsutton

paper cuts are a bitch

under the fingernail, with a gold embossed edge...ouch.

kouroux · 26th September 2008, 22:03

One day when a girl bite my ........ supposedly by mistake

friendlytramp · 26th September 2008, 22:23

fell through a green house roof...it hurt

Alex · 26th September 2008, 22:31

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Originally Posted by Swerny

FFS I have nightmares over that one.

I remember reading about it in University

Yeah it fucking hurt, luckily no permenant damage was done

Jacob · 26th September 2008, 22:49

Haven't endured much paint throughout my years. But breaking by arm when I was 10 tops the lot

massey · 26th September 2008, 22:57

Broke my arm in 3 places and my ankle once,but worst pain i've ever been in was when the dentist couldn't pull my wisdom tooth out then when the aneasthetic wore off I was in complete agony for a night or two wishing it was out drinking whisky everything to numb the pain for a short while.Had to wait 3 days before hospital could take it out and it took the trainee doctor 2 mins.

vijay · 26th September 2008, 23:05

Broke my spine twice once in a bullet and another in a car accident with disc severly damaged. The pain was severe but recovery was a learning process, and I had worked very hard for the fitness. Now good enough to stretch my legs at 180 degrees and also can do a 6 mile even with tobacco addictin. But when my heart broke twice after a break up with two bitches, the pain was death.

26th September 2008, 18:18	#41 (permalink)
Don16 Annoying cnut Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Live King Monkey Posts: 3,731	Got a Roy Keane/Haaland type tackle on my leg, and it just completely snapped. Was in a cast for 6 months

26th September 2008, 18:19	#42 (permalink)
Red-Devil.Finn Bag Princess Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Ex Main-forum poster, current Newbie Posts: 3,623	One guy hit me with a hockey stick when I was 7, they guy was 12 I said that he's shit in school because he's second time in the 6th class. The guy had ADHD so he hit me with the stick. I can still feel the place where he hit me. Oh and the doctor putted three stitches. Great days.

26th September 2008, 18:22	#43 (permalink)
iPete Previously: PeteReDevil Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: I....declare...BANKRUPTCYYYY!!! Posts: 1,309	Examination for venerial diseases is also worth a mention. In greenland they still use the old method of sticking a probe up your urinal canal. They use 3 different sticks nonetheless! One with plastic, the other of metal and the third cotton wool tipped.... Go to check ups every 6 months and there was once where the nurse had left the room after probing itself and I passed out Don't know whether it was the pain or just my nerves and the idea that I just had 3 different sticks up my dick

26th September 2008, 18:27	#44 (permalink)
UBERScholes I'd find it flattering if someone hard rubbed against me. Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 10,898	That deep heating cream on my bollocks. That was no joke. Nearly slipped and cracked my head open rushing into the shower to wash it off too

26th September 2008, 18:46	#46 (permalink)
rufus diabolus Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: "You know what? big fuck you on your face........ you are a wanker/CUNT!!!! why are you acting like a king! who da heck are you?????????????????" Posts: 3,744	Bit of rough intercourse probably.

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rufus diabolus Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: "You know what? big fuck you on your face........ you are a wanker/CUNT!!!! why are you acting like a king! who da heck are you?????????????????" Posts: 3,744	My worst pain was probably when I scratched my cornea and it got infected by some shitty bacteria and created an abscess bigger than my iris. Was in agony for months and had to have it treated every half hour 24 hours a day for the first couple of weeks. Lucky not to lose my eye apparently.

26th September 2008, 18:59	#49 (permalink)
Storm Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: I've seen your sister naked! Posts: 1,292	I got hit over the head with a metal bar a few years ago and needed stitches in my head. Local anesthetic doesn't work on me, meaning having the stitches done was actually more painful than being hit with the metal bar, which strangely didn't hurt at all.

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leviathan Reserve Team Player Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 2,238	haemorrhoids

26th September 2008, 19:12	#52 (permalink)
Alex Spam Alert! Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Colombia Posts: 20,631	Tibial Compartment Syndrome

26th September 2008, 19:15	#53 (permalink)
St Red Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 735	Playing football a couple of months back, landed awkwardly and snapped my anterior cruciate ligament and wrecked my cartilage which has since been removed. Fairly sore. Had the tip of my index finger crushed at work, took my glove off and about an inch of my finger was gone. Very sore. Had a clutch (is that the correct term) of piles removed. They wouldn't let me leave hospital until I'd passed a motion. Well 2 days later it came............................it was like someone was pulling a grand piano out of my hoop. Fcuking excruciating agony.

26th September 2008, 20:07	#55 (permalink)
Name Changed weso26 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Dublin Posts: 5,363	Did my acl in July when playing football. It wasn't too bad. I had the operation last Monday and the pain since (mostly in my hamstring) has been excruciating.

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sidsutton First Team Sub Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,431	paper cuts are a bitch

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kouroux Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Poitiers (France) Posts: 4,636	One day when a girl bite my ........ supposedly by mistake

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friendlytramp Reserve Team Player Join Date: May 2004 Location: J Stand Posts: 1,270	fell through a green house roof...it hurt

26th September 2008, 22:49	#63 (permalink)
Jacob ralugeR maeT tsriF Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I'm here Posts: 12,218	Haven't endured much paint throughout my years. But breaking by arm when I was 10 tops the lot

26th September 2008, 22:57	#64 (permalink)
massey Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: schmoogen Posts: 2,640	Broke my arm in 3 places and my ankle once,but worst pain i've ever been in was when the dentist couldn't pull my wisdom tooth out then when the aneasthetic wore off I was in complete agony for a night or two wishing it was out drinking whisky everything to numb the pain for a short while.Had to wait 3 days before hospital could take it out and it took the trainee doctor 2 mins.

26th September 2008, 23:05	#65 (permalink)
vijay Im rude and disprespectful to the ladies of the forum,though Im happy to cruise Jason and Suresh Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Entertainment Fourm: Winding up the Gaming Gimps Posts: 13,402	Broke my spine twice once in a bullet and another in a car accident with disc severly damaged. The pain was severe but recovery was a learning process, and I had worked very hard for the fitness. Now good enough to stretch my legs at 180 degrees and also can do a 6 mile even with tobacco addictin. But when my heart broke twice after a break up with two bitches, the pain was death.