RedCafe.net

The Leading Manchester United Forum

Member's Login

Not yet a member? Register now

Go Back   RedCafe.net > General Discussion > General Chat

You would know the damn ashes is on


Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 9th July 2009, 19:29   #1 (permalink)
Gay in orientation - King Cocksmoker
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 23,436
Send a message via MSN to iSparky
You would know the damn ashes is on
because all the bastard kids have dropped the tennis rackets and are now out playing cricket, little fucks
iSparky is offline   Reply With Quote
 
Old 9th July 2009, 19:30   #2 (permalink)
Needs Help
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: northern ireland
Posts: 9,707
pick up the tennis rackets and beat them with them
narnar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th July 2009, 19:36   #3 (permalink)
First Team Sub
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: -)
Posts: 9,119
Send a message via MSN to AlwynP
Just wait 'til it comes to the raping season again, they'll drop the cricket gear in a flash.
AlwynP is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th July 2009, 19:37   #4 (permalink)
Being watched
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Gloves are worn for traction primarily. Someone like Evra needs them for good throw-ins when it's raining or snowing or the ball is damp. Kaka, might wear them because he get's fouled a lot. Scraping and cutting his hands on frozen pitches
Posts: 24,334
What's wrong with good ol' fashioned football?
Spammy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th July 2009, 19:42   #5 (permalink)
Gay in orientation - King Cocksmoker
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 23,436
Send a message via MSN to iSparky
what kind of kid goes out to play cricket


with only two people??


cnuts
iSparky is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th July 2009, 19:45   #6 (permalink)
Dear RHD.. I need your advice. My girlfriend recently..
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: "i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.........."
Posts: 10,378
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sparky19 View Post
what kind of kid goes out to plat cricket


with only two people??


cnuts
That would be very hard:
Red Hand Devil is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th July 2009, 19:46   #7 (permalink)
Gay in orientation - King Cocksmoker
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 23,436
Send a message via MSN to iSparky
iSparky is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th July 2009, 19:53   #8 (permalink)
First Team Regular
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: I am not a man......................I am Cantona
Posts: 12,723
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sparky19 View Post
because all the bastard kids have dropped the tennis rackets and are now out playing cricket, little fucks
Dont you live in Dublin?
Decotron is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th July 2009, 19:53   #9 (permalink)
Gay in orientation - King Cocksmoker
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 23,436
Send a message via MSN to iSparky
Quote:
Originally Posted by Decotron View Post
Dont you live in Dublin?
yes, thats what makes it even more fucked up!!
iSparky is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th July 2009, 19:53   #10 (permalink)
Cock
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Reading, The Royal County of Berkshire ♠❤S.O.D.M.G❤♠
Posts: 22,227
Send a message via AIM to 1871_Biscuit Send a message via Yahoo to 1871_Biscuit Send a message via Skype™ to 1871_Biscuit
I fucking hate kids.
1871_Biscuit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th July 2009, 19:54   #11 (permalink)
Dear RHD.. I need your advice. My girlfriend recently..
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: "i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.........."
Posts: 10,378
Quote:
Originally Posted by Decotron View Post
Dont you live in Dublin?
Must down round D4 by the looks of it. Fucking toffee nosed hino-drinker
Red Hand Devil is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th July 2009, 19:55   #12 (permalink)
Brewlio's brother
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: F**k mini babybels
Posts: 13,781
Hoi, Fintan, be a pal and toss me that cricket ball, won't you?......Tiernan, you old ****-muscle, how the fock orrrrr you?
Brophs is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th July 2009, 19:56   #13 (permalink)
Gay in orientation - King Cocksmoker
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 23,436
Send a message via MSN to iSparky
Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Hand Devil View Post
Must down round D4 by the looks of it. Fucking toffee nosed hino-drinker
i detest D4 with a passion
iSparky is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th July 2009, 19:56   #14 (permalink)
Gay in orientation - King Cocksmoker
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 23,436
Send a message via MSN to iSparky
Quote:
Originally Posted by brophs View Post
Hoi, Fintan, be a pal and toss me that cricket ball, won't you?......Tiernan, you old ****-muscle, how the fock orrrrr you?
iSparky is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th July 2009, 20:02   #15 (permalink)
Dear RHD.. I need your advice. My girlfriend recently..
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: "i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat.........."
Posts: 10,378
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sparky19 View Post
i detest D4 with a passion
good man
Red Hand Devil is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th July 2009, 21:22   #16 (permalink)
First Team Regular
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: I am not a man......................I am Cantona
Posts: 12,723
Quote:
Originally Posted by Red Hand Devil View Post
Must down round D4 by the looks of it. Fucking toffee nosed hino-drinker

Mines a VRB roite?
Decotron is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th July 2009, 22:04   #17 (permalink)
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Inside the mind of the rich and gifted but outside of time 'till a stitch will fiix it.
Posts: 15,153
Send a message via Skype™ to Mockney
is it just the bastard kids?....or are the other kids doing it too?
Mockney is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th July 2009, 22:06   #18 (permalink)
most 'know it all' poster
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: London
Posts: 17,205
Kids playing sports, how dare they...should just stay at home in front of their xbox/ps3's.
FlawlessThaw is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th July 2009, 22:08   #19 (permalink)
First Team Sub
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: I told Killian I'd be back. I wouldn't want to be a liar.
Posts: 5,994
The Ashes has completely ruined my Sky Sports News viewing experience. If I wanted to watch cricket, I would turn the channel to Sky Sports One.

Fuck you, Matterface.
Lance Uppercut is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th July 2009, 23:27   #20 (permalink)
Reserve Team Player
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Some kind of hot tub time machine
Posts: 4,849
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwynP View Post
Just wait 'til it comes to the raping season again, they'll drop the cricket gear and flash.
Fixed
hurstafus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 9th July 2009, 23:31   #21 (permalink)
thinking about mount olive
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: my amn keyboar is broken
Posts: 15,282
Quote:
Originally Posted by FlawlessThaw View Post
Kids playing sports, how dare they...should just stay at home in front of their xbox/ps3's.
cricket is the same as playing a ps3 , anyway the point is that it's in dublin ... a lot of brave men died trying to kep cricket away from these shores
moses is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10th July 2009, 07:19   #22 (permalink)
Gay in orientation - King Cocksmoker
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 23,436
Send a message via MSN to iSparky
i dont know what kind of parent is raising these poor kids but they should be put in to care, playing cricket here is not the done thing
iSparky is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10th July 2009, 10:54   #23 (permalink)
Voted funniest poster/best newbie promoted - 2008
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: "who else we gots, or who else we not gots, that is the question"
Posts: 16,332
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sparky19 View Post
i dont know what kind of parent is raising these poor kids but they should be put in to care, playing cricket here is not the done thing
this is why you are all savages.
rimaldo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10th July 2009, 13:07   #24 (permalink)
most 'know it all' poster
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: London
Posts: 17,205
Quote:
Originally Posted by moses View Post
cricket is the same as playing a ps3 , anyway the point is that it's in dublin ... a lot of brave men died trying to kep cricket away from these shores
Yet a lot of your cricketers can't wait to jump ship and play for England
FlawlessThaw is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10th July 2009, 13:09   #25 (permalink)
Being watched
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Gloves are worn for traction primarily. Someone like Evra needs them for good throw-ins when it's raining or snowing or the ball is damp. Kaka, might wear them because he get's fouled a lot. Scraping and cutting his hands on frozen pitches
Posts: 24,334
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lance Uppercut View Post
The Ashes has completely ruined my Sky Sports News viewing experience. If I wanted to watch cricket, I would turn the channel to Sky Sports One.

Fuck you, Matterface.

Fucking A.
Spammy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10th July 2009, 13:11   #26 (permalink)
thinking about mount olive
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: my amn keyboar is broken
Posts: 15,282
Quote:
Originally Posted by FlawlessThaw View Post
Yet a lot of your cricketers can't wait to jump ship and play for England
best option all round surely? there's a few other sections of society that might be up for it too , if only you would take em all, and send Pogue back
moses is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10th July 2009, 13:11   #27 (permalink)
First Team Regular
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: I am not a man......................I am Cantona
Posts: 12,723
Quote:
Originally Posted by FlawlessThaw View Post
Yet a lot of your cricketers can't wait to jump ship and play for England
Possibly because no one in Ireland gives a flying f u c k about cricket.
Decotron is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10th July 2009, 13:13   #28 (permalink)
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: A Real Man Utd fan does not wear a Fake Man Utd Shirt. Only Daytrippers do
Posts: 20,031
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sparky19 View Post
because all the bastard kids have dropped the tennis rackets and are now out playing cricket, little fucks
Sure you live in Dublin - Nuts.
bazalini is offline   Reply With Quote
 
Reply

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools

 


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:23.

Back to top