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17th May 2008, 10:15
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Executive Manager being kept sane only by her madness
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Someone said that half of Caf members were thick. It's not true. Half of you aren't thick at all.
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Worth telling your daughters that the younger they start having sex, the more likely they are to develop cancer of the cervix at a young age, because developing bodies are more susceptible - and in young women, cancer spreads much quicker than in older ones, so the death rate is higher. Or so a cytologist told me. This is a public awareness message brought to you by your sponsor. Carry on now. |
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17th May 2008, 10:39
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Jersey C.I And on my bed
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17th May 2008, 11:05
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Reserve Team Player
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: "In that, Anfield is unbeatable. Put a shit hanging from a stick in the middle of this passionate, crazy stadium and there are people who will tell you it's a work of art. It's not: it's a shit hanging from a stick."
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I bet she was hammered after you bought her a shot of tizer and a cider lollie.  |
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17th May 2008, 11:17
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Not feeling himself tonight
Join Date: Feb 2005
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It was actually a glass of coke and a packet of cola sweets. She got drunk of caffeine... |
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17th May 2008, 12:54
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Reserve Team Player
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: "In that, Anfield is unbeatable. Put a shit hanging from a stick in the middle of this passionate, crazy stadium and there are people who will tell you it's a work of art. It's not: it's a shit hanging from a stick."
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17th May 2008, 13:05
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Reserve Team Player
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: "In that, Anfield is unbeatable. Put a shit hanging from a stick in the middle of this passionate, crazy stadium and there are people who will tell you it's a work of art. It's not: it's a shit hanging from a stick."
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17th May 2008, 13:06
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Reserve Team Player
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: "In that, Anfield is unbeatable. Put a shit hanging from a stick in the middle of this passionate, crazy stadium and there are people who will tell you it's a work of art. It's not: it's a shit hanging from a stick."
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17th May 2008, 14:19
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Dundee
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just turned 15
 it was great, she was about 13/14 but she was more experienced! . How shady is that, american girl though.... in her house , her parents didnt even know that i was there an i stayed a few nights . i pure liked her but we were just about to move back to scotland  |
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17th May 2008, 14:22
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Reserve Team Player
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: "In that, Anfield is unbeatable. Put a shit hanging from a stick in the middle of this passionate, crazy stadium and there are people who will tell you it's a work of art. It's not: it's a shit hanging from a stick."
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she riggled like fuck, and they day after she told every one at school how good i was - oh and i new what i was doing 
, we never learn eh
You are clearly faking it.