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Old 16th May 2008, 21:31   #1 (permalink)
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your first shag - how old ?

i was 12 and so was she - took her upstairs at a party slipped her panties of and just sort of shoved it in she riggled like fuck, and they day after she told every one at school how good i was - oh and i new what i was doing
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Old 16th May 2008, 21:37   #2 (permalink)
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I was only 8, I needed the extra pocket money to feed my addiction to Pogs
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Old 16th May 2008, 21:41   #3 (permalink)
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i can honestly say i am chaste and unblemished in that department.

daddy has got me lined up with an arranged marriage to a well hung, rich arab
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Old 16th May 2008, 21:45   #4 (permalink)
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9, by unkle Pead. My arse still hurts.
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Old 16th May 2008, 21:47   #5 (permalink)
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Christ, about 5. He offered me candy. He had a sweet IRoc Z28 as well. Offered me a ride home. How was I to know what he had in mind?
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Old 16th May 2008, 21:56   #6 (permalink)
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I was only 8, I needed the extra pocket money to feed my addiction to Pogs


I'm beginning to think you have a Pogs obsession! I spat my beer out when I read that, quality again Uber.
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Old 16th May 2008, 22:59   #7 (permalink)
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2 years ago, both 17, i was a late bloomer
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Old 16th May 2008, 23:16   #8 (permalink)
 
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15, almost 16. Haven't had as much as I'd have liked since though
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Old 16th May 2008, 23:24   #9 (permalink)
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I was a late starter, I was 19. I had a few BF's before then but never got down to the business. I waited until my first serious relationship.
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Old 16th May 2008, 23:31   #10 (permalink)
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12!

i was 16. got to wait till your legal.
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Old 16th May 2008, 23:34   #11 (permalink)
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in all seriousness , 12 ?

Everything that is wrong with society today.
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Old 16th May 2008, 23:41   #12 (permalink)
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14 and so was she.
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Old 17th May 2008, 00:02   #13 (permalink)
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I spotted mine from a cliff at Scarborough. At first I thought it was a cormorant, but then I realised it was definitely smaller, and couldn't really be anything else. Great plumage.
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Old 17th May 2008, 00:13   #14 (permalink)
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in all seriousness , 12 ?

Everything that is wrong with society today.
just add 5 or 6 years to everyones number here
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Old 17th May 2008, 00:15   #15 (permalink)
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just add 5 or 6 years to everyones number here
Bollocks, I was only 11 when I saw mine.
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Old 17th May 2008, 00:16   #16 (permalink)
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Ok, 17.
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Old 17th May 2008, 00:16   #17 (permalink)
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Bollocks, I was only 17 when I saw mine.
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Old 17th May 2008, 00:17   #18 (permalink)
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Old 17th May 2008, 00:28   #19 (permalink)
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17, she was 15 (and not my girlfriend).

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9, by unkle Pead. My arse still hurts.
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Old 17th May 2008, 00:58   #20 (permalink)
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16 and it was her 16th birthday
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Old 17th May 2008, 01:15   #21 (permalink)
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16 all the way.
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Old 17th May 2008, 01:45   #22 (permalink)
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15, and with a hooker.
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Old 17th May 2008, 01:52   #23 (permalink)
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16 and so was she. Really fell in love with her She lived in another town and I had to visit her in the following summer for 2 weeks of shagging. She broke up with me the day before I left
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Old 17th May 2008, 01:58   #24 (permalink)
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I was a legend at pogs

I had a cracking system of offering to go the shop and get peoples for them; then I'd sneakily open the packaging, slip in my unwanteds, and take the new ones! Despite going to a supposedly educated grammar school, no one ever noticed...
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Old 17th May 2008, 02:17   #25 (permalink)
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the girl was 18
thought it was funny that it was statutory rape
plus it was cool being in high school and fucking a college girl
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Old 17th May 2008, 02:51   #26 (permalink)
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ar but how many of you have had gay sex.............
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Old 17th May 2008, 02:54   #27 (permalink)
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ar but how many of you have had gay sex.............
oh me, i have, i was eighteen

how about you?
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Old 17th May 2008, 02:57   #28 (permalink)
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ar but how many of you have had gay sex.............
It's not gay if you do it with your eye's closed.
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Old 17th May 2008, 02:58   #29 (permalink)
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16.

But what the fuck is with all the sex threads?

No football makes the Caftard population a bunch of horny buggers.
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Old 17th May 2008, 03:00   #30 (permalink)
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i had gay sex once. It was a crazy drunken night of orgies, when i was 17. A gay man sat on top of me, and forced me to perform sexual acts, in return for 3 Stella's.
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Old 17th May 2008, 03:00   #31 (permalink)
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But what the fuck is with all the sex threads?

No football makes the Caftard population a bunch of horny buggers.
Did you say buggers? you sexy bastard, you turn me on no end.
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Old 17th May 2008, 03:19   #32 (permalink)
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The caftards dont have ronaldo to wank off too on a weekly basis anymore and tension is mounting
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Old 17th May 2008, 07:23   #33 (permalink)
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i was 8 she was 11, good times
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