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Reserve Team Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: south manchester - stella artois my only true friend
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your first shag - how old ?
i was 12 and so was she - took her upstairs at a party slipped her panties of and just sort of shoved it in
she riggled like fuck, and they day after she told every one at school how good i was - oh and i new what i was doing ![]() |
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Very simple Simon
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Tilehurst Occupation: rimaldo's bitch - A simple man named simon, wanted to bum uncooked chickens but couldn't find em,he asked his mate rimaldo, who said who said "hey i know!", "if i bend over you can destroy my ass hymen."
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12!
i was 16. got to wait till your legal. |
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Nearly all French are Bastards
Posts: 937
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I spotted mine from a cliff at Scarborough. At first I thought it was a cormorant, but then I realised it was definitely smaller, and couldn't really be anything else. Great plumage.
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Reserve Team Player
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: "In that, Anfield is unbeatable. Put a shit hanging from a stick in the middle of this passionate, crazy stadium and there are people who will tell you it's a work of art. It's not: it's a shit hanging from a stick."
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15, and with a hooker.
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Manchester
Posts: 17,545
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I was a legend at pogs
I had a cracking system of offering to go the shop and get peoples for them; then I'd sneakily open the packaging, slip in my unwanteds, and take the new ones! Despite going to a supposedly educated grammar school, no one ever noticed... |
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Very simple Simon
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Tilehurst Occupation: rimaldo's bitch - A simple man named simon, wanted to bum uncooked chickens but couldn't find em,he asked his mate rimaldo, who said who said "hey i know!", "if i bend over you can destroy my ass hymen."
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ar but how many of you have had gay sex.............
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Reserve Team Player
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: "In that, Anfield is unbeatable. Put a shit hanging from a stick in the middle of this passionate, crazy stadium and there are people who will tell you it's a work of art. It's not: it's a shit hanging from a stick."
Posts: 1,524
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Very simple Simon
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Tilehurst Occupation: rimaldo's bitch - A simple man named simon, wanted to bum uncooked chickens but couldn't find em,he asked his mate rimaldo, who said who said "hey i know!", "if i bend over you can destroy my ass hymen."
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i had gay sex once. It was a crazy drunken night of orgies, when i was 17. A gay man sat on top of me, and forced me to perform sexual acts, in return for 3 Stella's.
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Reserve Team Player
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: "In that, Anfield is unbeatable. Put a shit hanging from a stick in the middle of this passionate, crazy stadium and there are people who will tell you it's a work of art. It's not: it's a shit hanging from a stick."
Posts: 1,524
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