Joseph Anthony Barton

77 · 28th April 2011, 00:14

Don't usually bother with the muppet forum but my nephew was messaging me on the internets the other day. He's a ST holder at St. James' and sits next to a lad who works for the local newspaper.

He was telling me Joey Barton's on his way to the scouse in the summer.

I just saw this Liverpool boss Kenny Dalglish mulls £5m move for Newcastle bad boy Joey Barton | Mail Online so there could be something in it.

Could be a decent signing for them, or a disaster.

I'm hoping for the latter if it happens.

Scrumpet · 28th April 2011, 00:16

Well I wouldn't have a hard time hating him if it did happen.
Would probably be a good signing though.

FortBoyard · 28th April 2011, 00:25

£5m seems low.

Snow · 28th April 2011, 00:30

Makes sense. He can cross. That's why Carroll and Nolan scored so much. Need that 5m to make the 35m look good.

davisjw · 28th April 2011, 00:51

Great player, piss poor attitude, even more reason to hate him. Fine with me!

Sadly, he's a signing that would improve Liverpool...

77 · 28th April 2011, 00:58

They'd be better off with Joey than Charlie IMO.

The scouse are supposed to be sniffing around Enrique, they may as well strip the Geordies of Nolan while they're at it.

35m for Carroll in the bank...? They'll buy nobodies and go down next season.

MrMarcello · 28th April 2011, 01:41

Oh this should make for an even more volatile rivalry next match, if true. Finally, LFC will have a character to fill the Fowler cunt role. He'll no doubt hold up his hand too.

Hellboy · 28th April 2011, 02:22

match made in heaven this

Widnes · 28th April 2011, 02:40

would have thought they would have to pay a bit more than £5m for him.

on a side note doesn't he hate Liverpool?

Raees · 28th April 2011, 11:53

Barton's a good player regardless of his cuntishness, would work out well for both parties if it was to go through.

mr.suave · 28th April 2011, 11:58

Yeah he's a decent enough player but I reckon he's found his level at Newcastle, to be honest.

Typical Liverpool signing if ever there was one.

Richter · 28th April 2011, 12:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMarcello

Oh this should make for an even more volatile rivalry next match, if true. Finally, LFC will have a character to fill the Fowler cunt role. He'll no doubt hold up his hand too.

Nobody can fill the Fowler cunt role the man is in a league of his own

Blair · 28th April 2011, 12:05

Sensible move for both parties. Barton is a good footballer and i'm sure Carroll will score a lot more with him in the the team.

SharkyMcShark · 28th April 2011, 12:06

He'd be a good buy for them

SFraser · 28th April 2011, 12:53

Poor mans Mascherano.

Robbie Boy · 28th April 2011, 12:57

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Originally Posted by SFraser

Poor mans Mascherano.

They are completely different players, why would you even make that odd comparison?

I think for £5million he would be a very good signing, he has had a fantastic 18 or so months and has really found the form that made him such a bright prospect. Was always a complete cock but seems to have matured and grown up this season. He has also added a new dimension to his game by playing out right, some of his crossing has been particularly impressive.

I fear if he went to Liverpool he could turn out to be a very good signing, or another Joe Cole, the latter would be nice but I fear the former.

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · 28th April 2011, 13:36

He'd be a good buy so no I don't want to see that happen.

Wes · 28th April 2011, 14:10

Good quality footballer there, I'd be sad to see him in a scouse shirt

Dunno how they'd fit him in though with Merieles, Gerrard, Shelvey and Spearing - maybe Aquilani aswell

Decotron · 28th April 2011, 14:15

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Originally Posted by SFraser

Poor mans Mascherano.

He has alot more strings to his bow than that prick

MrMarcello · 28th April 2011, 14:53

Looks like Liverpool might be assembling a decent squad, similar to Villa of a couple years ago. Will they get back into CL contention next season?

Wonder if they're still interested in Dempsey.

TheHorse'sMouth · 28th April 2011, 14:56

Would be a good signing for Liverpool. He's fairly underrated because of his shenanigans, but he can give Liverpool some bite and a bit of quality in the centre of the park.

RedRover · 28th April 2011, 15:02

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Originally Posted by FortBoyard

£5m seems low.

Only a year left after this I think - and on big money at newcastle.

Heard that rumour up here in the 'toon a few months ago. He's had a good season to be fair and seems to be putting his bad behaviour behind him (cue massive punch up in his next game)

B19 · 1st May 2011, 15:38

Aaron · 1st May 2011, 16:16

Using famous people's middle names is creepy, like you'd see on fan sites or in slasher fictions.

M'n'M · 3rd May 2011, 17:30

I'll go on record as saying Barton will never be welcomed by Liverpool fans and I reckon Kenny will know that.

A bigger cunt there isn't. Even Robbie Savage comes in second place to him.

Ole's_toe_poke · 3rd May 2011, 17:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by M'n'M

I'll go on record as saying Barton will never be welcomed by Liverpool fans and I reckon Kenny will know that.

But he is a good player. If he plays well the fans will support. Fans are a fickle bunch.

ciderman9000000 · 4th May 2011, 09:20

Joseph Anthony Barton? ffs, can't we just call him Joey Barton?

M'n'M · 4th May 2011, 12:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ole's_toe_poke

But he is a good player. If he plays well the fans will support. Fans are a fickle bunch.

He is a decent player, no more. I would have Lucas, Gerrard & Meireles ahead of him every time.

Add his cuntishness to that and it is a no-brainer. Not welcome. End of.

Jonno · 6th May 2011, 15:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by SFraser

Poor mans Mascherano.

Well Liverpool don't even have a homeless mans Mascherano at present do they, so Joseph Anthony might be a good addition.

£5m is money well spent if its true.

Salvation · 7th May 2011, 09:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by ciderman9000000

Joseph Anthony Barton? ffs, can't we just call him Joey Barton?

In complete agreement with Magners Cider Homo Sapien Man Nine Million here.

kietotheworld · 7th May 2011, 10:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by M'n'M

I'll go on record as saying Barton will never be welcomed by Liverpool fans and I reckon Kenny will know that.

A bigger cunt there isn't. Even Robbie Savage comes in second place to him.

He signed Andy Carroll and Luis Suarez, they're not exactly paragons of virtue are they?

buckooo1978 · 7th May 2011, 10:28

can't see Joseph Anthony going for 5 million - i would expect around 12/15 if I was the barcodes given the season he's had - Newcastle would be really stupid to sell their 2 best players inside 6 months as well

I think he'll stay unless Liverpool made a stupid andy carroll style offer

RedSky At Night · 7th May 2011, 11:37

He's the type of player Liverpool need.Someone with balls who won't hide away when things are going wrong. He's grown up in the fast few years and his past actions will continue to haunt his career. Good player IMO.

cw1984 · 7th May 2011, 11:47

He wouldn't get in the side ahead of Lucas, Moreiles or Gerrard so I don't see the point.

SharkyMcShark · 7th May 2011, 11:51

I think Spurs would be a better destination for him if he wants game time.

He'd be a good buy regardless.

cw1984 · 7th May 2011, 11:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by SharkyMcShark

I think Spurs would be a better destination for him if he wants game time.

He'd be a good buy regardless.

Really?

He wouldn't get in ahead of Huddlestone or Modric and if Sandro continues to develop I can't see him getting games in the middle their either.

He would be an option for them on the right though I guess.

SharkyMcShark · 7th May 2011, 11:58

I forgot about Sandro

Never mind then. Off to Pool

Sean_RedDevil · 1st August 2011, 15:13

He has been released on free!!!!!!!

Brophs · 1st August 2011, 15:15

Mike Ashley strikes again. Great job, big lad.

wr8_utd · 1st August 2011, 15:17

CaulkinTheTimes George Caulkin
#NUFC officials met Joey Barton this morning and told him he can leave on a free transfer. Club statement to follow.

28th April 2011, 00:14	#1 (permalink)
77 First Team Regular Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: http://youtu.be/BGVSTsgcCvw Posts: 15,178	Joseph Anthony Barton Don't usually bother with the muppet forum but my nephew was messaging me on the internets the other day. He's a ST holder at St. James' and sits next to a lad who works for the local newspaper. He was telling me Joey Barton's on his way to the scouse in the summer. I just saw this Liverpool boss Kenny Dalglish mulls £5m move for Newcastle bad boy Joey Barton \| Mail Online so there could be something in it. Could be a decent signing for them, or a disaster. I'm hoping for the latter if it happens.

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28th April 2011, 00:16	#2 (permalink)
Scrumpet First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Ipswich Town (SM) Posts: 8,334	Well I wouldn't have a hard time hating him if it did happen. Would probably be a good signing though.

28th April 2011, 00:25	#3 (permalink)
FortBoyard First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Location, Location. Posts: 5,019	£5m seems low.

28th April 2011, 00:30	#4 (permalink)
Snow First Team Regular Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: I like turtles Posts: 12,319	Makes sense. He can cross. That's why Carroll and Nolan scored so much. Need that 5m to make the 35m look good.

28th April 2011, 00:51	#5 (permalink)
davisjw Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,867	Great player, piss poor attitude, even more reason to hate him. Fine with me! Sadly, he's a signing that would improve Liverpool...

28th April 2011, 00:58	#6 (permalink)
77 First Team Regular Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: http://youtu.be/BGVSTsgcCvw Posts: 15,178	They'd be better off with Joey than Charlie IMO. The scouse are supposed to be sniffing around Enrique, they may as well strip the Geordies of Nolan while they're at it. 35m for Carroll in the bank...? They'll buy nobodies and go down next season.

28th April 2011, 01:41	#7 (permalink)
MrMarcello No Lifer Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Georgia Posts: 31,943	Oh this should make for an even more volatile rivalry next match, if true. Finally, LFC will have a character to fill the Fowler cunt role. He'll no doubt hold up his hand too.

28th April 2011, 02:22	#8 (permalink)
Hellboy First Team Sub Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: "If he doesn't make it big i'll jump into the Manchester Ship Canal !" Eric Harrison on Tom Cleverley. Posts: 9,575	match made in heaven this

28th April 2011, 02:40	#9 (permalink)
Widnes Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Widnes Posts: 1,748	would have thought they would have to pay a bit more than £5m for him. on a side note doesn't he hate Liverpool?

28th April 2011, 11:53	#10 (permalink)
Raees Banned Join Date: May 2009 Location: Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself; he must act in spite of it, and then it will gradually yield to him. Posts: 9,715	Barton's a good player regardless of his cuntishness, would work out well for both parties if it was to go through.

28th April 2011, 11:58	#11 (permalink)
mr.suave Reserve Team Player Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Seoul via Manchester Posts: 1,653	Yeah he's a decent enough player but I reckon he's found his level at Newcastle, to be honest. Typical Liverpool signing if ever there was one.

1st May 2011, 15:38	#23 (permalink)
B19 From YNWA Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: The name is B19 Posts: 10,944

28th April 2011, 12:05	#13 (permalink)
Blair Reserve Team Player Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 3,983	Sensible move for both parties. Barton is a good footballer and i'm sure Carroll will score a lot more with him in the the team.

28th April 2011, 12:06	#14 (permalink)
SharkyMcShark First Team Regular Join Date: May 2007 Location: Using location as a tagline: because I'm just not cool enough to have my own. Posts: 18,588	He'd be a good buy for them

28th April 2011, 12:53	#15 (permalink)
SFraser Rest in Peace Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,072	Poor mans Mascherano.

28th April 2011, 13:36	#17 (permalink)
Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber Thus says Kemo Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Founder of IhateMakeleles.org and Gourcufffanboysareus.com Posts: 39,441	He'd be a good buy so no I don't want to see that happen.

28th April 2011, 14:10	#18 (permalink)
Wes Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Dublin, in the Irish Republic Posts: 9,989	Good quality footballer there, I'd be sad to see him in a scouse shirt Dunno how they'd fit him in though with Merieles, Gerrard, Shelvey and Spearing - maybe Aquilani aswell

28th April 2011, 14:53	#20 (permalink)
MrMarcello No Lifer Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Georgia Posts: 31,943	Looks like Liverpool might be assembling a decent squad, similar to Villa of a couple years ago. Will they get back into CL contention next season? Wonder if they're still interested in Dempsey.

28th April 2011, 14:56	#21 (permalink)
TheHorse'sMouth First Team Sub Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 5,122	Would be a good signing for Liverpool. He's fairly underrated because of his shenanigans, but he can give Liverpool some bite and a bit of quality in the centre of the park.

1st May 2011, 16:16	#24 (permalink)
Aaron Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Sunny side up Posts: 5,075	Using famous people's middle names is creepy, like you'd see on fan sites or in slasher fictions.

3rd May 2011, 17:30	#25 (permalink)
M'n'M "Keane will be awesome alongside Torres." Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 3,820	I'll go on record as saying Barton will never be welcomed by Liverpool fans and I reckon Kenny will know that. A bigger cunt there isn't. Even Robbie Savage comes in second place to him.

4th May 2011, 09:20	#27 (permalink)
ciderman9000000 Off his rocker Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Manchester City Posts: 20,398	Joseph Anthony Barton? ffs, can't we just call him Joey Barton?

7th May 2011, 10:28	#32 (permalink)
buckooo1978 First Team Sub Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 5,026	can't see Joseph Anthony going for 5 million - i would expect around 12/15 if I was the barcodes given the season he's had - Newcastle would be really stupid to sell their 2 best players inside 6 months as well I think he'll stay unless Liverpool made a stupid andy carroll style offer

7th May 2011, 11:37	#33 (permalink)
RedSky At Night RTA waiting to happen Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Nottingham Forest (in Soccer Manager League) Posts: 16,580	He's the type of player Liverpool need.Someone with balls who won't hide away when things are going wrong. He's grown up in the fast few years and his past actions will continue to haunt his career. Good player IMO.

7th May 2011, 11:47	#34 (permalink)
cw1984 Compulsive wanker Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Guiding Cardiff to the promised land just so I can wipe that smug fucking grin of Cider's face. Posts: 24,006	He wouldn't get in the side ahead of Lucas, Moreiles or Gerrard so I don't see the point.

7th May 2011, 11:51	#35 (permalink)
SharkyMcShark First Team Regular Join Date: May 2007 Location: Using location as a tagline: because I'm just not cool enough to have my own. Posts: 18,588	I think Spurs would be a better destination for him if he wants game time. He'd be a good buy regardless.

7th May 2011, 11:58	#37 (permalink)
SharkyMcShark First Team Regular Join Date: May 2007 Location: Using location as a tagline: because I'm just not cool enough to have my own. Posts: 18,588	I forgot about Sandro Never mind then. Off to Pool

1st August 2011, 15:13	#38 (permalink)
Sean_RedDevil Twitter bot Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Birmingham + Londinium Posts: 9,977	He has been released on free!!!!!!!

1st August 2011, 15:15	#39 (permalink)
Brophs Brewlio's fugly sister Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Why don't we just kill Badger? Posts: 27,706	Mike Ashley strikes again. Great job, big lad.

1st August 2011, 15:17	#40 (permalink)
wr8_utd 1st wr8_muppetry Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 25,310	CaulkinTheTimes George Caulkin #NUFC officials met Joey Barton this morning and told him he can leave on a free transfer. Club statement to follow.