Supertransfermarket Sweep

Nick 0208 Ldn · 12th May 2008, 14:15

Arsenal
Aston Villa
Blackburn
Bolton
Chelsea
Everton
Fulham
Liverpool
Midlesbrough
Manchester City
Manchester United
Newcastle
Portsmouth
Stoke
Sunderland
Tottenham
West Ham
West Brom
Wigan

We are a short a team but i'lll add them to the list as and when.

Right you muppets, i'm sending you out down the footballing aisles with wee shopping list. You have to [b]objectively and realistically [in terms of the club's need, price and likely availability of a player] in your efforts, pick one signing for each club to aid them in the top flight for next season.

This'll fall flat on its face if people have Liverpool buying Bornoouth's 38yr oldthird choice striker for £25m, try and be sensible.

a_devil_inside · 12th May 2008, 14:42

Arsenal - need to replace Flamini or Hleb - Barry or Ben Arfa
Aston Villa - Gattuso?
Blackburn - Sidwell?
Chelsea - right back is their weak point but they're getting that Portuguese bloke
Liverpool - someone good to partner Torres, I think Ashton might do well there

Manchester United - Benzema
Newcastle - McGeady
Tottenham - Eto'o would be great for them, but unlikely I think

Crustanoid · 12th May 2008, 14:54

Supertransfermarket Sweep
Arsenal Makoun 8 million
Aston Villa Carson (not at 10 mil though as has been quoted)
Blackburn Don't know
Bolton Don't know
Chelsea A winger is what they really need. Messi is in their range but won't happen. Maybe Ben Arfa....15 mil
Everton They need a midfield enforcer. Though not for sale Fletcher would be good there....7 mil or something
Fulham Anyone could improve them.
Liverpool Need a good right winger. Maybe Quaresma 12 mil...
Midlesbrough dont care
Manchester City Joey Barton
Manchester United Benzema please - probably 25 mil or roundabout
Newcastle Henry 10 mil
Portsmouth Another ex-Arse wheeled and dealed by Harry - Patrick Viera 5 mil
Stoke - anyone literally. Robbie Savage?? 2 mil
Sunderland - Evans 4 mil
Tottenham - Mohammed Diarra 15 mil (not a regular at Real and they need a DM now they have to incorporate Modric) if not Gattuso
West Ham - Crouch 7 mil
West Brom - Voronin 1 mil
Wigan - some Honduran / Ecuadorian for fuck all who turns out to be good

Nick 0208 Ldn · 12th May 2008, 15:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by a_devil_inside

Newcastle - McGeady

They'd probably have to overpay to get him but that coudl work out very nicely for Newcastle. Is he minded to leave Celtic at this stage of his career or would it be more a question of Newcastle making an offer that the club simply couldn't turn down.

Rowem · 12th May 2008, 15:05

Arsenal - Ben Arfa
Aston Villa - Ashton
Blackburn - Sidwell
Bolton - Saha (hopefully!)
Chelsea - Kaka or, failing that, Ronaldinho.
Everton - Gattuso
Fulham - Jimmy Bullard to stay fit.
Liverpool - Bentley
Midlesbrough - Zarate
Manchester City - Crouch
Manchester United - Benzema
Newcastle - Ben Haim
Portsmouth - McFadden
Stoke - An entire starting XI
Sunderland - Sidwell
Tottenham - Keep Berbatov
West Ham - Shorey
West Brom - A classy centre mid who is proven Prem quality - I cant think of any likely examples.
Wigan - Vassell/Jerome

a_devil_inside · 12th May 2008, 17:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick 0208 Ldn

They'd probably have to overpay to get him but that coudl work out very nicely for Newcastle. Is he minded to leave Celtic at this stage of his career or would it be more a question of Newcastle making an offer that the club simply couldn't turn down.

probably the latter one, Newcastle aren't afraid to spend money on players and wages

Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · 12th May 2008, 17:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by a_devil_inside

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Aston Villa - Gattuso?
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Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber · 12th May 2008, 18:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick 0208 Ldn

Arsenal
Aston Villa
Blackburn
Bolton
Chelsea
Everton
Fulham
Liverpool
Midlesbrough
Manchester City
Manchester United
Newcastle
Portsmouth
Stoke
Sunderland
Tottenham
West Ham
West Brom
Wigan

We are a short a team but i'lll add them to the list as and when.

Right you muppets, i'm sending you out down the footballing aisles with wee shopping list. You have to [b]objectively and realistically [in terms of the club's need, price and likely availability of a player] in your efforts, pick one signing for each club to aid them in the top flight for next season.

This'll fall flat on its face if people have Liverpool buying Bornoouth's 38yr oldthird choice striker for £25m, try and be sensible.

Easy:

Arsenal: Aquillani
Aston Villa: Zarate
Blackburn: Sidwell
Bolton: Saha
Chelsea: Ronaldinho
Everton: Gudjohnsen
Fulham: Tal Ben Haim
Liverpool: Barry
Midlesbrough: Muamba
Manchester City: Crouch
Manchester United: Berbatov
Newcastle: Kompany
Portsmouth: Oliver Kapo
Stoke: A new Squad
Sunderland: Eagles
Tottenham: Mahmodou Diarra
West Ham: Shorey
West Brom: Jasskalinen
Wigan: Seb Larsson

IBleedRed · 12th May 2008, 18:26

ben haim needs to stay at chelsea for obvious reasons

Diver · 12th May 2008, 18:45

Arsenal: Need a replacement for Flamini so no doubt Wenger will scout some good young random talent. Or Nasri/Ben Arfa sound like good choices.

Aston Villa: Sounds like they'll need to replace Gareth Barry

Blackburn: Someone like Saha

Bolton: Random shit

Chelsea: Bosingwa (already know), no doubt they'll carry on the tradition of splashing the cash on a new striker (Anelka may leave I hear, Plus Kalou isn't the real deal). I can seriously see them placing a bid on Messi (will smash the transfer record no doubt. Can't see barca selling though.

Fulham: Lower league players

Liverpool: They really do need to assess the second striker issue as I don't believe Torres alone will have them challenging for the Prem, I wouldn't be surprised to see someone of a Luis Fabiano quality joining them, or perhaps Quaresma (more of a winger).

Manchester City: New striker, they could do with some higher strike power. Someone with presence and power perhaps someone like Quagliarella.

Manchester United: I'd trully love to see Benzema in a utd shirt but I don't think it'll ever happen. Hopelly we'll work out some sort of deal for a striker with Saha leaving (he gives me too much stress with his injuries). Hopefully these rumours of Owen are bollocks as it would just mean that the physios would have more work on there hands. If we do get a striker I'd love him to have some height/power and wouldn't mind too much if he were placed on the bence and then subbed on (that's Dimitar out already). Maybe a decent RB just for further back up. Also we may get a keeper as VDS is getting on, PIG doesn't seem to be world class (we need a world class keeper) and who knows what it going on with Foster.

Newcastle: Need better characters people who would fight tooth and nail for the club so if they could attract a player of Gattuso quality that would be an incredible coup for them (can't see it, but you never know).

Sunderland: Another united player (maybe a few) Silvestre?, Saha (if they've got enough funds) he'd probably stay fit and be a smash at a club of Sunderlands stature.

Tottenham: Berbatov will leave for a big club so they will need to replace him, Maybe getting in a player like Anelka (if the rumours are true) or Luis Fabiano. Also could see Huntelaar taking a chance at a team like Spurs.

Haven't wrote for everyteam only ones i have an opinion about.

Sarni · 12th May 2008, 20:58

Arsenal - I think they are still in a need of a striker with Eduardo injured for a considerable period of next season and in a questionable form after injury (possibly), they will probably go and sign someone for cheap but I'd suggest Jeremy Menez of Monaco.

Aston Villa - they need someone to replace Mellberg swiftly, and to cover for a right-back position as well. Not many players like that on the market though, they will probably make a move for someone like Rangers' Cuellar.

Blackburn - they need a bit of creativity in midfield, and they will probably look abroad for that. Go for Tiago, I say.

Bolton - tyou can't cope with Kevin Davies as your only striker at this level. Diouf is also leaving so they need someone with pace. Possibly Saha, which would be a great move for literally every side involved.

Chelsea - feck knows, they will probably make a move for big names with Ronaldinho being one of them. I could see them signing him, unless Milan trigger the move eventually, though it probably depends on their inclusion in Champions League which seems doubtful. I can't believe Chelsea have lost all their interest, Abramovich was mad about Ronnie not so long ago.

Everton - I'd say their squad is pretty much completed, although they may find some quick winger handy as van der Meyde hasn't exactly turned the way they expected him to. Perhaps they will look abroad too, and perhaps they will sign someone who will shine at Euro. And it could be Blaszczykowski.

Fulham - firstly they need to keep hold of Jimmy Bullard, who I regard as an excellent playmaker who the likes of Blackburn could really find handy. Then they will need to strengthen their defence by adding someone experienced. I cannot really find any names, don't ask me.

Liverpool - a new year.

Midlesbrough - with Alves they will be really threatening upfront, if they can secure some delivery by signing a creative playmaker. Should battle for Tiago, although I don't know if he would find a move to such club interesting.

Manchester City - they will do well to keep their most influential players, then they will sign another striker, possibly Crouch, who will turn to be not good enough for their chairman. A joke of a club.

Manchester United - can't comment.

Newcastle - they will go for big names, we will probably see Newcastle being linked with handful of respected players and ending up with flops.

Portsmouth - they don't really need to make any signing, unless it's a defender.

Stoke - they need to take example of Derby and refuse to play in the league.

Sunderland - waste of money predicted.

Tottenham - Mahamadou Diarra, because someone else suggested it.

West Ham - visit Premiership physio room and pick up every single player. Possibly Saha and long retired Haaland.

West Brom - they have just signed Majewski of Groclin, who they will find very helpful if they decide to play him (I'm not sure they will).

Wigan - feck knows, they don't sign well-known players anymore.

lao · 12th May 2008, 23:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber

Easy:

Arsenal: Aquillani
Aston Villa: Zarate
Blackburn: Sidwell
Bolton: Saha
Chelsea: Ronaldinho
Everton: Gudjohnsen
Fulham: Tal Ben Haim
Liverpool: Barry
Midlesbrough: Muamba
Manchester City: Crouch
Manchester United: Berbatov
Newcastle: Kompany
Portsmouth: Oliver Kapo
Stoke: A new Squad
Sunderland: Eagles
Tottenham: Mahmodou Diarra
West Ham: Shorey
West Brom: Jasskalinen
Wigan: Seb Larsson

Sure hope so. Would be perfect to team up with fellow national Edman and his old boss Brucey.

12th May 2008, 14:15	#1 (permalink)
Nick 0208 Ldn First Team Sub Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Britannia ~ For a more enlightened view of the world, listen to the BBC World Service, see http://www.bbcworldservice.com Posts: 5,728	Supertransfermarket Sweep Arsenal Aston Villa Blackburn Bolton Chelsea Everton Fulham Liverpool Midlesbrough Manchester City Manchester United Newcastle Portsmouth Stoke Sunderland Tottenham West Ham West Brom Wigan We are a short a team but i'lll add them to the list as and when. Right you muppets, i'm sending you out down the footballing aisles with wee shopping list. You have to [b]objectively and realistically [in terms of the club's need, price and likely availability of a player] in your efforts, pick one signing for each club to aid them in the top flight for next season. This'll fall flat on its face if people have Liverpool buying Bornoouth's 38yr oldthird choice striker for £25m, try and be sensible.

12th May 2008, 14:42	#2 (permalink)
a_devil_inside Big footed hermaphrodite Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Little Britain Posts: 23,222	Arsenal - need to replace Flamini or Hleb - Barry or Ben Arfa Aston Villa - Gattuso? Blackburn - Sidwell? Chelsea - right back is their weak point but they're getting that Portuguese bloke Liverpool - someone good to partner Torres, I think Ashton might do well there Manchester United - Benzema Newcastle - McGeady Tottenham - Eto'o would be great for them, but unlikely I think

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Crustanoid Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lancs Posts: 1,354	Supertransfermarket Sweep Arsenal Makoun 8 million Aston Villa Carson (not at 10 mil though as has been quoted) Blackburn Don't know Bolton Don't know Chelsea A winger is what they really need. Messi is in their range but won't happen. Maybe Ben Arfa....15 mil Everton They need a midfield enforcer. Though not for sale Fletcher would be good there....7 mil or something Fulham Anyone could improve them. Liverpool Need a good right winger. Maybe Quaresma 12 mil... Midlesbrough dont care Manchester City Joey Barton Manchester United Benzema please - probably 25 mil or roundabout Newcastle Henry 10 mil Portsmouth Another ex-Arse wheeled and dealed by Harry - Patrick Viera 5 mil Stoke - anyone literally. Robbie Savage?? 2 mil Sunderland - Evans 4 mil Tottenham - Mohammed Diarra 15 mil (not a regular at Real and they need a DM now they have to incorporate Modric) if not Gattuso West Ham - Crouch 7 mil West Brom - Voronin 1 mil Wigan - some Honduran / Ecuadorian for fuck all who turns out to be good

12th May 2008, 15:05	#5 (permalink)
Rowem Reserve Team Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,729	Arsenal - Ben Arfa Aston Villa - Ashton Blackburn - Sidwell Bolton - Saha (hopefully!) Chelsea - Kaka or, failing that, Ronaldinho. Everton - Gattuso Fulham - Jimmy Bullard to stay fit. Liverpool - Bentley Midlesbrough - Zarate Manchester City - Crouch Manchester United - Benzema Newcastle - Ben Haim Portsmouth - McFadden Stoke - An entire starting XI Sunderland - Sidwell Tottenham - Keep Berbatov West Ham - Shorey West Brom - A classy centre mid who is proven Prem quality - I cant think of any likely examples. Wigan - Vassell/Jerome

12th May 2008, 18:26	#9 (permalink)
IBleedRed likes to use pantyhose Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: apparently uses the term "limey" too much Posts: 3,360	ben haim needs to stay at chelsea for obvious reasons

12th May 2008, 18:45	#10 (permalink)
Diver Reserve Team Player Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: SAF's GAF Posts: 1,960	Arsenal: Need a replacement for Flamini so no doubt Wenger will scout some good young random talent. Or Nasri/Ben Arfa sound like good choices. Aston Villa: Sounds like they'll need to replace Gareth Barry Blackburn: Someone like Saha Bolton: Random shit Chelsea: Bosingwa (already know), no doubt they'll carry on the tradition of splashing the cash on a new striker (Anelka may leave I hear, Plus Kalou isn't the real deal). I can seriously see them placing a bid on Messi (will smash the transfer record no doubt. Can't see barca selling though. Fulham: Lower league players Liverpool: They really do need to assess the second striker issue as I don't believe Torres alone will have them challenging for the Prem, I wouldn't be surprised to see someone of a Luis Fabiano quality joining them, or perhaps Quaresma (more of a winger). Manchester City: New striker, they could do with some higher strike power. Someone with presence and power perhaps someone like Quagliarella. Manchester United: I'd trully love to see Benzema in a utd shirt but I don't think it'll ever happen. Hopelly we'll work out some sort of deal for a striker with Saha leaving (he gives me too much stress with his injuries). Hopefully these rumours of Owen are bollocks as it would just mean that the physios would have more work on there hands. If we do get a striker I'd love him to have some height/power and wouldn't mind too much if he were placed on the bence and then subbed on (that's Dimitar out already). Maybe a decent RB just for further back up. Also we may get a keeper as VDS is getting on, PIG doesn't seem to be world class (we need a world class keeper) and who knows what it going on with Foster. Newcastle: Need better characters people who would fight tooth and nail for the club so if they could attract a player of Gattuso quality that would be an incredible coup for them (can't see it, but you never know). Sunderland: Another united player (maybe a few) Silvestre?, Saha (if they've got enough funds) he'd probably stay fit and be a smash at a club of Sunderlands stature. Tottenham: Berbatov will leave for a big club so they will need to replace him, Maybe getting in a player like Anelka (if the rumours are true) or Luis Fabiano. Also could see Huntelaar taking a chance at a team like Spurs. Haven't wrote for everyteam only ones i have an opinion about.

12th May 2008, 20:58	#11 (permalink)
Sarni nice guy, unassuming, objective United fan. Thinks hes intelligent though. Nutter Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Krasnik, Poland Posts: 10,021	Arsenal - I think they are still in a need of a striker with Eduardo injured for a considerable period of next season and in a questionable form after injury (possibly), they will probably go and sign someone for cheap but I'd suggest Jeremy Menez of Monaco. Aston Villa - they need someone to replace Mellberg swiftly, and to cover for a right-back position as well. Not many players like that on the market though, they will probably make a move for someone like Rangers' Cuellar. Blackburn - they need a bit of creativity in midfield, and they will probably look abroad for that. Go for Tiago, I say. Bolton - tyou can't cope with Kevin Davies as your only striker at this level. Diouf is also leaving so they need someone with pace. Possibly Saha, which would be a great move for literally every side involved. Chelsea - feck knows, they will probably make a move for big names with Ronaldinho being one of them. I could see them signing him, unless Milan trigger the move eventually, though it probably depends on their inclusion in Champions League which seems doubtful. I can't believe Chelsea have lost all their interest, Abramovich was mad about Ronnie not so long ago. Everton - I'd say their squad is pretty much completed, although they may find some quick winger handy as van der Meyde hasn't exactly turned the way they expected him to. Perhaps they will look abroad too, and perhaps they will sign someone who will shine at Euro. And it could be Blaszczykowski. Fulham - firstly they need to keep hold of Jimmy Bullard, who I regard as an excellent playmaker who the likes of Blackburn could really find handy. Then they will need to strengthen their defence by adding someone experienced. I cannot really find any names, don't ask me. Liverpool - a new year. Midlesbrough - with Alves they will be really threatening upfront, if they can secure some delivery by signing a creative playmaker. Should battle for Tiago, although I don't know if he would find a move to such club interesting. Manchester City - they will do well to keep their most influential players, then they will sign another striker, possibly Crouch, who will turn to be not good enough for their chairman. A joke of a club. Manchester United - can't comment. Newcastle - they will go for big names, we will probably see Newcastle being linked with handful of respected players and ending up with flops. Portsmouth - they don't really need to make any signing, unless it's a defender. Stoke - they need to take example of Derby and refuse to play in the league. Sunderland - waste of money predicted. Tottenham - Mahamadou Diarra, because someone else suggested it. West Ham - visit Premiership physio room and pick up every single player. Possibly Saha and long retired Haaland. West Brom - they have just signed Majewski of Groclin, who they will find very helpful if they decide to play him (I'm not sure they will). Wigan - feck knows, they don't sign well-known players anymore.