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What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky, Male, 26, from Viva La General

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    1. langster
      Baddum Tish!
    2. Mihai
      They have a team of experts sitting watching this thread.

      I wonder what Mourinho eats for breakfast.


      noodles and singha bear, obviously :D
    3. Bill.s.preston
      Wow. Barney. I was hanging out at Muffled Funk's place, but nothing was going on. This place hasn't seen much action since January.
      1. Crackers
        I've moved onto to better things. Well things, maybe not better ones.
        Oct 28, 2015
      2. Bill.s.preston
        I feel ya.

        I may have accidently misread "report" as reply. oops.
        Oct 28, 2015
      3. Crackers
        Yeah, nothing interesting has happened here since Muff realised he could dance.
        Oct 28, 2015
    4. JPRouve
      1. Crackers
        Holy crap. I just took a look. That's amazing. Thanks a lot for this!
        May 17, 2014
      2. JPRouve
        You're welcome. ;)
        May 17, 2014
    5. Muffled funk
      Damien says I can lease you out for sunday.
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      2. Crackers
        I don't have a say in this, so I'm just going to nod and agree with Damien.
        Apr 30, 2014
      3. Muffled funk
        I am trying to free you ffs, put down your chains pick up your ax, LOL KAHLESSI
        Apr 30, 2014
      4. Crackers
        oh, I get it. Carry on so.
        Jun 13, 2015
      1. Big-Red
        What was all this about?
        Nov 22, 2014
      2. Crackers
        Probably some joke about how a party for you was excessive masturbation? No idea really...
        Nov 23, 2014
    6. Big-Red
      WEEEEEE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED etc.
      1. Crackers
        If you're going to sit here forever, at least boil the kettle.
        Apr 22, 2014
    7. Big-Red
      Leave the caf?
      1. Crackers
        Fair enough.
        Apr 22, 2014
      2. Big-Red
        That was easy
        Apr 22, 2014
    8. Hectic
      Keep going.
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      2. Hectic
        Done.
        Apr 22, 2014
      3. Muffled funk
        few thank god for that
        Apr 22, 2014
      4. Damien
        lol muff
        Jun 30, 2014
    9. Hectic
      lot of activity and it wasn't because they were good threads, just because they were all different to what was there. We just need more threads really, more activity from anyone. That period resulted in a huge amount of general posts, and as a result a load of those posters made other threads and it was the busiest / most entertaining I'd seen the general in a long time.
      1. Crackers
        Basically try and replicate it again.
        Apr 22, 2014
    10. Hectic
      I don't know why there are less threads these days up there, but that's what needs to happen. It's a gay example but I can't think of another one - that period at the start of the year I think where I made 4-5 threads in the general (demote 3 posters, best friend is kim-jon un, jake replacing jake, bring back a banned poster etc) spurned a
    11. Hectic
      I don't think you can remove the popular threads that are always bumped like the ones mentioned below, so really the only option is to try and get enough activity in that forum so that half the front-page threads aren't the same ones we see every single day. In the newbies the amount of threads being created at good times was amazing.
    12. Hectic
      had to split up the post like some kind of retard to make it fit the available characters.
    13. Hectic
      The newbie general was brilliant for a few years because there were so PHEW of these threads, the newbie general front page would be constantly changing, allowing for much more different discussion and a range of different posters. It has to be moving. The mains general hasn't been moving for a long time now.
      1. Crackers
        As a result, a good few have left. Some mod needs to take control of "the flow" and move along threads which become boring.
        Apr 22, 2014
    14. Hectic
      Half the forum is just the same threads you see every single day, populated by mostly the same people....there is so little going on in there because of this.
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      2. Silent_Running
        I don't know what that means. I begged and begged you to play red alert with us.

        My calls were never answered. I felt like a coyote howling at the sun, as they often do.

        The sun never responded, because the sun doesn't have a mouth. Stupid coyote.
        Apr 23, 2014
      3. Hectic
        I sent you a pm asking how to play because I wanted to but didn't know how!
        Apr 23, 2014
      4. Silent_Running
        No you didn't you retard you must have sent it to Silent Running, my alter ego, how many pms have you sent to him?

        Also the instructions were pretty clear, even twigg managed it to work it out (occasionally)
        FFS.

        Just so you know, he doesn't reply to my pms either.
        Apr 23, 2014
    15. Hectic
      The general was at it's best when you could go to that forum and pick out any thread from the first page and it would be interesting/entertaining/original. Now you go to the General and the most popular threads are the same ones (50k, pics, random chat, little things that annoy you, protein powders, weightloss diet thread, snatch chat)...
      1. Damien
        You don't like snatch?
        Jun 30, 2014
      2. Crackers
        Have you been stalking my profile all day?
        Jun 30, 2014
    16. Hectic
      Agreed, 50k is definitely the only decent one and that's mostly because it has a very clear purpose to it that isn't ruined or lost after a 1000, 5000 or 50,000 posts.
      1. Crackers
        Posters like GeniusMe, Aldo, Eboue and SteveJ don't post as much in teh spastic thread now, which basically proves my point. Kill it and don't ever bring it back.
        Apr 22, 2014
    17. Hectic
      Then it's a good thing. I can't remember the last time I opened that thread and read decent/funny posts. We need more threads anyway, less giant threads with no real discussion or point to it. I found so many posts in there are just ignored or really have no purpose to it, or as you say, just a rehash of the same stuff by the same people.
      1. Crackers
        Exactly. I was partly to blame, but as a whole those mega threads(especially in the gen are stupid). The only exception is the 50k, which I just want to actually reach 50k. Then retire it.
        Apr 22, 2014
    18. Hectic
      How come?
      1. Crackers
        Started to hate it. I used it as an excuse for gimpery,and my posts had turned to utter crap. And I hated how cliquey it got.
        Apr 22, 2014
    19. Hectic
      I'll come back for 2-3 years until someone better suited can take over. Cina will never moderate a top forum again, or probably any forum again. I heard he gets to keep 1/3 of his posts as severance pay though so it's not all bad.
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      2. Apr 22, 2014
      3. Crackers
        Stop ruining the fun.
        Apr 22, 2014
      4. Hectic
        Don't listen to them guy, you have already won.
        Apr 22, 2014
    20. Skilldy
      Why were you away? :(
      1. Crackers
        Got distracted I guess..
        Oct 28, 2013
      2. Muffled funk
        take that shitbird
        Feb 23, 2015
    21. CrackersJr
      remind me not to cycle anywhere when you are going to be driving anywhere...
    22. Skilldy
      ffs
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      2. Crackers
        Thank feck..
        Sep 30, 2013
      3. Skilldy
        crockers1.2 appeared but I got him too.
        Sep 30, 2013
      4. Crackers
        They really aren't imaginative at all.
        Sep 30, 2013
    23. Skilldy
      What stands between you and happiness?
      1. Crackers
        Reality.
        Sep 21, 2013
    24. Genius Me!
      Are you ready for another bumpy ride?
      1. Crackers
        But of course! I've got my muppet powers at the ready!
        Jul 15, 2013
      2. Genius Me!
        Glad to see you back on the wagon.
        Jul 15, 2013
      3. Crackers
        Falling off it permanently was never an option. Once a muppet, always a muppet.
        Jul 15, 2013
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