He's much stronger than I am, better at hold up play and finishing but in speed and first touch I'd wager my skills beat his any day any time and...
I guarantee you I'm faster than Lukaku and, despite it being absolutely shite nine times out of ten, my first touch is better than his, too.
A foot and a half all at once in North Carolina is pretty unique.
I don't wanna ruin your year Veevers but....
Those aren't tears, mind you. He's all glassy eyed from something else, I'll leave it to you all to decide what that is.
The Mooch coming up on Cuomo Primetime!
:lol: that's why I worked in the milkshakes!
If you are taking steroids, water may contribute to bulk. Otherwise, the only liquids that make you fat are beer and milkshakes.
It appears he is eating a lot of fish and veg. A lot.
Absolutely! I'm lazy as feck and nowhere near as fat as Romelu. I'd outpace him on a football pitch on any given day and my horrible first touch...
You're a grown ass man, Romelu, deal with it.
Only Donald Trump could feck up a slam dunk for your future like the presidency this badly. :lol:
That's what I was on about! @langster
No song can compare to Kiss' 'Christine, Sixteen' in the creepyness stakes, even if it was purposely risque.
To be fair, it isn't actually lower than Don Jr's signature brand of racism.
@langster apparently I can resume my bromance with Tucker.
Apparently said that President Trump tried to break the law continuously due to his [mentally challenged] instincts.
@Samid well done you beautiful bastard! :lol:
WUM of the year right here.
NDA. Standard operating procedure for shady ass mofos like 45.
Last name checks out but wikipedia says American Australian. Time to take him down.
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