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Discussion in 'Classic Threads & Posts' started by Plechazunga, Jan 8, 2011.

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    Raven Blade Dull

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    You are a genius. That's one of the most funniest/creative/distinctive posts i've ever read.
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    charleysurf Obnoxious, abusive bellend who is best ignored

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    amazing work
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    Pogue Mahone Poster of the year 2008

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    Fantastic.

    Verse 5 is a subtle one but genius in it's own right.

    "...and their garments were made of shells..."
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    Mockney Not the only poster to be named Poster of the Year

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    I've got an insanely intense compunction to act this out in the style of Michael Palin/Rowan Atkinson....It's almost perfect word for word.
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    December_16 Full Member

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    Am I the only one who dont quite get it? :( Do I need to attend a few more Bible study sessions?
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    gormless Full Member

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    Shell suits :lol:

    Or if its the humour that you didn't get, then no, you're just a little dead inside
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    VP Full Member

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    :lol: That is genius

    Need to spread that message far and wide, it's wasted just being on redcafe.
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    decorativeed Full Member

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    Brilliant.
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    Ivor Ballokov Full Member

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    That is incredible! Early contender for best post, funniest post and funniest poster at next years awards.
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    Adzzz Astrophysical Genius - Hard for Grinner

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    Do you mean, Michael 'Inferior to John Cleese' Palin?
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    Makki QUITTER

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    Post of the century. fecking hell :lol: Splitting my sides.
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    sparky Full Member

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    Ha ha!!! That is brilliant!!
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    marjen Desperately wants to be like Noodle

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    fecking hell, spat my coffee out all over the screen. :lol:
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    Viper KGB Full Member

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    And there was laughter across the caf, pure genius Plech
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    rotherham_red Full Member

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    i've already fb'd it to some scouse friends lol
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    Classy Cannon Left Back <font face="Arial"color="White"> in the

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    'Where is this bounty then Oh Lord of which though feckin speakest? Gone on the likes of Bruno Cheyrou' kin brilliant....hahahahaha
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    SATA Full Member

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    Lotsa of time you have in your hands eh, Plech? :lol:
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    T2000 Banned

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    This is better literature than the Dead Sea Scrolls.
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    adexkola American Arse

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    Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. I had the pleasure of reading this in a church :lol:
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    Sojiro Formerly MST3K

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    :lol: stunning plech
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    Sam.G Banned

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    That's hilarious.
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    Red Dreams Full Member

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    this is about to get viral on the web I think.
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    Twisted_Woody Full Member

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    Post of the year 2011
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    Jiggs'Hamstring Full Member

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    That is so well done Plech, brilliant stuff
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    Twisted_Woody Full Member

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    I'll do it with you.

    Through Diver's lesson I have the scouse accent down:lol:
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    Jeez Plech - you wicked man

    :lol::lol::lol:
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    UBERScholes I'd find it flattering if someone hard rubbed agai

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    :lol::lol:
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    topper Clown

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    Wonderful Pletch - thanks for the laughs
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    I rate you... so much!

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    Hah, that got me as well... set up so beautifully.

    I also loved the Tower of Babel being rightfully attributed to Ryan of Holland.
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    Red Defence Full Member

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    :lol: That's excellent Plech.
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    kouroux Full Member

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    That one too cracked me up.
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    UBERScholes I'd find it flattering if someone hard rubbed agai

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    :lol:

    Classic stuff
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    Devils Advocate Full Member

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    :lol: very, very good.
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    Hellboy Full Member

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    Brilliant la ! Waiting for the 40 - ... :drool:
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    Suedesi Full Member

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    Hilarious
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    vuc First Team Serb

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    :lol: good work Plech.
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    nistleloy Full Member

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    Brilliant post. Funny as feck.
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    erickingcantona Full Member

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    has anyone yet mentioned that this is hilarious? if not, it is.
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    Maciek Arrogant prick who is best ignored

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    After all these responses Plech may think his cock is five inches longer...
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    CLK_FPC Fists of Fury

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    Used it on my site, pm'ed Plech to ask
    dunno who Wazza is but thanks for being a prick in the comments

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