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Discussion in 'Classic Threads & Posts' started by Plechazunga, Jan 8, 2011.

  1. Jan 9, 2011

    Sir A1ex Full Member

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    Why is it an image anyway?

    Hope Plech hasn't just lifted it from somewhere, having recieved all this praise 'n all!:smirk:
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    Kraftwerker Formerly RedAddict

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    It's an image because of the formatting making it look like an actual bible passage.

    Nah, that's got Plech's DNA all over it (hopefully not literally).

    I would be in favour of banning him though, for making the rest of us look so shit and unfunny.
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    MadDogg Full Member

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    We really need to make a thread in the classics and just list Plech's masterpieces.

    Any newbies who haven't seen them before, get to the classics and read some of the ones in there. This is just a taste.
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    Hectic Moderator

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    :lol:
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    D J Dog Toffee Full Member

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    Fantastic... :lol:
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    adexkola American Arse

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    You didn't save it?

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    McCool Winner of the 'Real Caftards Fantasy Football Leag

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    I think there needs to be a special extra rewards category just for Plech. That was stunning.
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    Alex Banned

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    Stunning, so early in the year, but easily post/thread/poster of the year
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    McLovin Bites pillows thinking of John Terry

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    :lol:

    Great stuff, Plech.
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    Point Prunier Banned

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    Really funny.

    Is it based on a real bible passage?
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    :lol::lol: Pure genius, a work of art
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    moses control

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    I have no idea either, yet.
    Like the Bible, it will remain relevant for centuries.
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    Sw33t Full Member

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    That is fecking immense. :lol:

    Take a bow, son.
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    Rood nostradamus like gloater

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    Hadnt seen this - amazing !
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    Dragon_Merah Full Member

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    class..
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    peterstorey Specialist In Failure

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    ... and they are lovely beyond any singing of it.
    Eat your heart out King Kenny Authorised Version.
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    The_Red_Hope Full Member

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    :lol::lol: Holy Shit. That is the funniest stuff I have read in ages.

    This is what makes the caf so special, great talent you have there Plech, very Python-esque.
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    Sunny Jim Full Member

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    very good,


    "And there was laughter across the land" :lol:
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    Jopub From Barca to Orient - back down to earth with a b

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    :lol: thats funny

    very
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    fatboy Full Member

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    This is way, way too good to be kept solely on this forum! I just hope the world (or rather, just the Liverpool fans) is ready for this "message"!
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    bumped in honour of 'Kin Kenny. :)
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    Bearded but no genius Full Member

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    It should be on t-shirts.
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    Red Dreams Full Member

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    have it up on the wall at my office.
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    Red Dreams Full Member

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    saved it as a pdf and sent it to a number of friends....including some Liverpool supporters like my nephew. think he will see the humor. posted it at another web site, but made sure I mentioned Plech.
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    Top, top stuff.
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    PDA1234 Banned

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    Oh C'mon folks is everyone so gullible?

    Some of these quotes are as ancient as the Greeks.

    Sorry Plech.
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    Wibble In Gadus Speramus

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    Gullible?

    I don't think anyone though it was a real bible passage.

    Even if it makes more sense than most.
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    PDA1234 Banned

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    Well my Grandad used to talk about "The Lord telling people to come forth" and that was about 30 or 40 years ago.

    Also the references to archangel like Michael.
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    Donaldo Caf Vigilante

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    :lol:

    Brilliant stuff Plech.
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    It's too good to remain only here, it will go viral!
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    Stretch Full Member

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    kin ell, how'd I miss this. Hilarious. Classic.
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    kf Full Member

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    Brilliant Plech! And there was laughter across the internet!
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    Christ, I've only just read this too. Genius!
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    Thoraximus Latin for deep throat

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    My mum is a vicar, I'm pretty tempted to get her to read this on camera in her full vicar'ing garb and upload to the caf, if anyone would think it was worth the hassle?
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    kf Full Member

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    Go for it! It's a shame Ronnie Barker's dead...
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    londonredmaniac I suffer delusions of grandeur

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    Easily the best thing I have ever read on here. Or anywhere else for that matter.
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    e.cantona Full Member

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    :lol:

    That is so good, hilarious!
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    Rood nostradamus like gloater

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    Eh? WTF are you on about? :confused:

    Do you actually understand what this is ?!
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    decorativeed Full Member

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    Apparently not.
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    Mockney Not the only poster to be named Poster of the Year

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    But neither Michael Palin nor Rowan Atkinson are.....We should petition them.

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