Already out of the top 4

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  1. Aug 12, 2018
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    OldSchoolManc Full Member

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    My greatest fears are being realised.
    After a good start to the season, we were top of the table and things were starting to look rosy again. Now we are languishing in 5th place and it looks like it will only get worse after today’s games.
    Spending so little in the summer means we are now behind such teams as Bournemouth, Crystal Palace and Watford for goodness sake!
    With only 37 games left in the season, I’m looking forward to big changes once it’s all over.
    Sell Pogba, sack Jose and get a new board in.
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    Castia Full Member

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    We need a goal scorer, our top scorer only has 1 goal.
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    LInkash Full Member

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    We're in serious trouble, we've conceded more than Bournemouth, Crystal Palace and Watford combined.
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    Carl has permanently erect nipples

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    Haven't kept a clean sheet all season :(
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    LInkash Full Member

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    Oh well, at least we're ahead of City and Liverpool. :houllier:
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    OldSchoolManc Full Member

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    We’ve only scored one goal from open play this season and that was Luke Shaw! His 1st goal ever!
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    GaryLifo Nice Bloke

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    By the end of the day we could be behind City and Liverpool as well.

    It's just not acceptable for a club the size of united.
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    Ace of Spades Full Member

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    Push the panic button.
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    17Larsson Not a malefactor just a lagomorph

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    Right now we have ∞% more points than City or Liverpool
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    GeorgieBoy Full Member

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    We are so shit. Especially on the road. Not picking up at least 1 point away from home all season is laughably bad.
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    jymufc20 Full Member

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    We are only above Spurs on alphabetical order.
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    Leftback99 Full Member

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    You laugh but there is a fair chance we don't get back in the top 4 for the rest of the season. There are at least 4 teams playing better than us.
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    amolbhatia50k Sneaky bum time

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    Such a clever thread.
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    Maciek Known for "good moanings" not only in the morning

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    Full stop in a thread title. Jesus.
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    Bocca9978 New Member

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    At least we were top for a while.
    Big improvement.
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    GaryLifo Nice Bloke

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    Waiting for those missing a sarcasm detector to join the thread...
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    OldSchoolManc Full Member

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    If the season could finish now, would you take it considering that we are ahead of Liverpool and City?
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    el3mel Full Member

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    We are doomed.
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    OldSchoolManc Full Member

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    Edited. It was bugging me too.
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    Wumminator The Special One!

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    It has been one game! Listen I’m not a massive fan of Jose whatsoever but threads like this are absolutely pathetic at this time of the season. The early premier league always throws up a few anomalies at the start, I certainly don’t expect Crystal Palace to be top four contenders this year! People talk about patience but this is even worse, I swear some of the caf need sectioning so us sensible posters have some relief. Back to the general I go...
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    LoneStar Full Member

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    I say we start with sacking the manager. Then sell all our current players, and start afresh.

    Most people here don't want older players. So let's just play the under 18 team. That way they can play for the next 10-15 years, and we won't have to buy anyone. Spend all the transfer budget on hiring Pep and Klopp.

    After winning the PL and the CL for the next 3-4 years, I say we get a military force of our own, and start conquering nations .Utter world domination.
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    SAred Full Member

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    We depend on defenders to score goals.
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    Adisa likes to take afvanadva wothowi doubt Scouse Lover

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    When Luke Shaw has scored more then Lukaku, Sanchez, Martial, Rashford, Lingard & Mata combined you know it’s going to be a long disappointing season
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    el3mel Full Member

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    Also we should get rid of Matic. He has been injured the whole season ffs! Stealing a living here.
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    Angelinho Full Member

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    After the first Saturday of last season, we had zero points. Progress has been made.
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    Red Katie The least positive person in match threads ever

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    Luke Shaw is our topscorer. Let that sink in.
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    Mrs Smoker Full Member Scouse Lover

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    Davs Full Member

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    We're looking really dodgey at the back. Every single game we've conceded in the 90th minute. It's only a matter of time before one of those goals impacts our results.
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    I'm starting to think We'll get relegated
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    el3mel Full Member

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    Not far from reality considering we're only 3 points away from first relegation spot.
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    jojojo Moderator Staff

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    Only two of the team chipping in with goals.
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    GaryLifo Nice Bloke

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    Martial was nowhere to be seen throughout the 90 minutes. Matic too anonymous.

    It's a proper worry
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    BluesJr Full Member

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    Lol I'm done.
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    MadMike Full Member

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    You can't divide by 0. Not even as a joke :nono:
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    Random Task Correctly predicted France to win World Cup 2018

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    We've won 15 throw-ins all season long!!! This is unacceptable by anyone's standards, but we're United and we deserve moooooore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sack Jose, give it to Woody.
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    Minimalist Full Member

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    Could be worse. Could be getting relegated like Arsenal.
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    whatwha Sniffs Erricksson’s diarrhea

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    Get Giggseh in
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    Im red2 Prophet of Doom

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    Fred only 1 appearance all season was he worth the money?
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    Sky1981 Fending off the urge

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    This would have been funny if it's not serious
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