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Average face of each premier league team

Discussion in 'Football Forum' started by Theafonis, Jan 15, 2018.

  1. Jan 15, 2018
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    Theafonis In love with @Eboue

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    SirAF Ageist

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    Fellaini’s hair :lol:
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    breakout67 Full Member

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    Chelsea - Pedro's uncle

    Arsenal - generic white male

    City - Kyle Walker and Bernardo Silva's test tube experiment

    United - Chris Smalling's head with Mkhitaryan's face

    Liverpool - Ruben Loftus Cheek

    Spurs - Absolutely nobody; just like their club
  4. Jan 16, 2018
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    dwd Saturday Night Spies

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    Is it me or do they all look related?
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    Samid follows Pogue around, fixing his images

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    Burnley please? Have a sneaky feeling that one will be extra... bright.
  6. Jan 16, 2018
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    Sterling Archer Full Member

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    Most of the United face is that beauty, Mata
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    Jagga7 Full Member

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    It's like looking at 3D images without the 3D glasses.
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    VeevaVee despite the protests, wears Ugg boots

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    Ours is the best looking. Liverpool's is Coutinho
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    Clas Sified Full Member

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    Our's looks like De Gea and Mkhitaryan planted onto Smalling's head.
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    Chipper Full Member

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    Newcastle are an ugly bunch.
    Palace are Andros Townsend, Stoke are a young Michael Owen and Swansea have a bit of Gary Lineker about them.
    Southampton have elf/vulcan ears. :lol:
  11. Jan 16, 2018
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    Theafonis In love with @Eboue

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  12. Jan 16, 2018
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    Ekkie Thump Full Member

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    No surprise that Liverpool have the whitest teeth.

    Also, you can definitely imagine that City face pleading for a penalty.
  13. Jan 16, 2018
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    So our average face is Eden Hazard?

    Liverpool look suitably inbred with those lips and ears.
  14. Jan 16, 2018
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    ti vu Full Member

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    City average face looks like Mr Ballbag
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    GhastlyHun Full Member

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    It fecking looks like Burnley had exactly one face to start with :lol:
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    Acrobat7 Full Member

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    Chelsea, Pool and Spurs look absolutely related.
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    Catt The least positive person in match threads ever

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    We look very handsome.
  18. Jan 16, 2018
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    Annihilate Now! ...or later, I'm not fussy Scout

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    Feck, didn't think Arsenal would be so white...

    Objectively, we're the best looking bloke I'd say.
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    a_devil_inside Big footed hermaphrodite

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    Stoke's looks like Michael Owen, ours looks like Hazard, Southampton's has a case of small face syndrome
  20. Jan 16, 2018
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    jderbyshire Full Member

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    Ours weirdly looks a bit like Schneiderlin