Average face of each premier league team

https://www.thenewman.co.uk/blogs/football/average-premier-league-face

Spoiler: Chelsea

Spoiler: Arsenal

Spoiler: City

Spoiler: United

Spoiler: Liverpool

Spoiler: Spurs

Fellaini’s hair

Chelsea - Pedro's uncle

Arsenal - generic white male

City - Kyle Walker and Bernardo Silva's test tube experiment

United - Chris Smalling's head with Mkhitaryan's face

Liverpool - Ruben Loftus Cheek

Spurs - Absolutely nobody; just like their club

Is it me or do they all look related?

Burnley please? Have a sneaky feeling that one will be extra... bright.

Most of the United face is that beauty, Mata

It's like looking at 3D images without the 3D glasses.

Ours is the best looking. Liverpool's is Coutinho

Our's looks like De Gea and Mkhitaryan planted onto Smalling's head.

Newcastle are an ugly bunch.
Palace are Andros Townsend, Stoke are a young Michael Owen and Swansea have a bit of Gary Lineker about them.
Southampton have elf/vulcan ears.

Click the link

Spoiler: Burnley

No surprise that Liverpool have the whitest teeth.

Also, you can definitely imagine that City face pleading for a penalty.

So our average face is Eden Hazard?

Liverpool look suitably inbred with those lips and ears.

City average face looks like Mr Ballbag

It fecking looks like Burnley had exactly one face to start with

Chelsea, Pool and Spurs look absolutely related.

We look very handsome.

Feck, didn't think Arsenal would be so white...

Objectively, we're the best looking bloke I'd say.

Stoke's looks like Michael Owen, ours looks like Hazard, Southampton's has a case of small face syndrome

Ours weirdly looks a bit like Schneiderlin