https://www.thenewman.co.uk/blogs/football/average-premier-league-face Spoiler: Chelsea Spoiler: Arsenal Spoiler: City Spoiler: United Spoiler: Liverpool Spoiler: Spurs
Chelsea - Pedro's uncle Arsenal - generic white male City - Kyle Walker and Bernardo Silva's test tube experiment United - Chris Smalling's head with Mkhitaryan's face Liverpool - Ruben Loftus Cheek Spurs - Absolutely nobody; just like their club
Newcastle are an ugly bunch. Palace are Andros Townsend, Stoke are a young Michael Owen and Swansea have a bit of Gary Lineker about them. Southampton have elf/vulcan ears.
No surprise that Liverpool have the whitest teeth. Also, you can definitely imagine that City face pleading for a penalty.
Stoke's looks like Michael Owen, ours looks like Hazard, Southampton's has a case of small face syndrome