Discussion in 'General Forum' started by noodlehair, Mar 11, 2009.
It can't be classified as a weapon if it doesn't technically exist.
why don't you just marry the bloke
Deaf people would win because they have always been able to kill blind people using the two cyan dots which exist on all deaf peoples inverse elbow since a periodic shift in the disability imbalance which was introduced by Sam Walker in 1956 to a packed house in Der Ubberdistraction, which is of course the secret council governing psychotic relations between the gung-ho armies which support (but very rarely chant whilst marching in their specific Swedish hinterlands) the disabled and under privaledged masses whom they pretend to represent
Well in that case, the deaf people win when they ride onto the battlefield on their fire breathing robot dinosaurs.
What about Zatoichi? That guy kicked everyone's ass with his eyes shut for the entire movie.
He didn't have a robo dinosaur though.
What if the deaf guy was blindfolded and the blind guy had ear plugs. Then who would win?
Yeah but he had an army of monkeys. Well, actually he didn't but I just decided he did. Nothing beats an army of monkies trained to be ninjas.
Except an army of statues but we've already done that in another thread long back. Statues >Monkeys
I can't believe noodle's actually put up a proper poll for this
The Dinos would destroy the monkeys.
I feel it's an important anti-social issue
Well if you're just going to be unrealistic about this then what's the point?
Its a weapon. And it doesn't exist.
Up yours noodle.
I'll be the judge of what does and doesn't exist
I've decided you don't exist.
Woner Pigeon why are you arguing with yourself in this thread about fire-breathing dinosaurs?
It's all rather odd. Wes is at it too.
The blind would win in a night attack.
these blind people, I presume they have arms, do they?
Haven't slept in a couple of days Plech, I'm finding finding fiNDING IT HArd to post competentently
Yes. Except for the ones who don't have arms
The deaf would kick ass. They wouldnt hear when someone says Stop
No it isn't
I object to this thread. I'm blind and deaf.
Sorry? Didn't hear that
I didn't hear it either, because it's in writing.
Maybe you're just deaf
Its ok, just white text - your not blind
Shit, I probably am deaf, and now I think I'm blind too
So, blind people the clear winners then.
the figures don't lie.
i do feel this poll was unfair though. deaf people had the advantage of being able to vote for themselves. blind people couldn't. this is rigged.
This site should also be in Brail - its outrageous that it isnt & truly oppressive & discriminating to folk whose eyes are knackered
Don't worry, I factered this into the results.
For every deaf person that voted, I counted one towards the blind people as well, in the interest of fairness.
So deaf people = 42
Blind people = 9 + 42 assumed blind person votes = 51
A clear victory
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